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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 173 22.5%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.7%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    769
I thought about clipping it but it was already done
I think this is worth watching for those who may be uninterested in watching the edits in full, it is entirely new content.
 
The thing with Frank, is even if youre a fan, when someone ashes a ciggie on you, it's going to male you seethe. Especially wjen you know thousands of people are gonna see it
Yup. Sylvia was a fan of Frank and even claimed to have subbed to his Gumroad and was pushed into one of the biggest meltdowns of season 1 through his hassling. Being a fan doesn't protect you at all.
 
I forgot the fuckin pink carpet of b2 made it out unscathed...
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Yup. Sylvia was a fan of Frank and even claimed to have subbed to his Gumroad and was pushed into one of the biggest meltdowns of season 1 through his hassling. Being a fan doesn't protect you at all.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cRblzr1EZGc
Wow I never actually went back to S1 to see how Frank looked just a few years ago. He really is becoming the new fatty. This is like fullmetal alchemist equivalent exchange levels of ASF -> Jet/Frank.
 
They need to bring back something like the swamp olympics for S4. Hours of brutal challenges where only the strongest will survive.
Wow I never actually went back to S1 to see how Frank looked just a few years ago. He really is becoming the new fatty. This is like fullmetal alchemist equivalent exchange levels of ASF -> Jet/Frank.
Frank is going full ogre mode.
 
I'm very glad to hear the Bloodgames edit was confirmed. I thought I saw a wigger back there editing Bloodgames.
So this got me wondering: how does teh thread feel abotu the edited episodes?
I personally think theyre garbage but i havent watched since the S1E1 edit which COMPLETELY turned me off from them. Im open to somebody convincing me theyre good but I ahve no faith that its possible.
 
Hey guys, do you think he'll cut for the next season?

@/intl/ aka Zain 'Draters' Audition he sent privately to Jet Neptune via BBC lover Jon

S/o Jole 'Gay James Banks' who works at Amazon for sending this video of one of his drunken rampages on his crusade against Zain, and shoutout for him spewing on Cytube. Sponsored by Amazon, Jon was trying to push people into fish and override other contestants' applications, all because Jon had a gay fetish for this guy. Zain was previously mentioned in this thread for dating that ex-fish summer. Old metadrama but this video is funny as shit

@Enig stopped him from going on the show
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So this got me wondering: how does teh thread feel abotu the edited episodes?
I personally think theyre garbage but i havent watched since the S1E1 edit which COMPLETELY turned me off from them. Im open to somebody convincing me theyre good but I ahve no faith that its possible.
The S2 episodes are perfectly acceptable viewing, just temper your expectations if you watched live, because half of the good shit is on the cutting room floor in favor of making a messy narrative that isn't even in focus the entire way through.

The S2 eps do a SURPRISINGLY good job of showing off Dumbgay being the best freeloader, especially considering the general fanbase opinion on Dumbgay before Bloodgames.
 
So this got me wondering: how does teh thread feel abotu the edited episodes?
I personally think theyre garbage but i havent watched since the S1E1 edit which COMPLETELY turned me off from them. Im open to somebody convincing me theyre good but I ahve no faith that its possible.
The first 5 edited episodes of season 1 are terrible. They cut out some of the best moments of the show and completely lacked basic context for what was going on in scenes. Jet was trying to fit dozens of hours of video into a 30 minute episode and it was simply impossible to do so. Episode 5 and onward Jet hired a co-editor and the episodes after that the long ones are good and worth watching. The season 2 edits (None of which are edited by Jet Neptune lol) are far better and don't have this same issue. There are still some moments that are missing but nothing like the early season 1 edits.
 
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Hey guys, do you think he'll cut for the next season?

@/intl/ aka Zain 'Draters' Audition he sent privately to Jet Neptune via BBC lover Jon

S/o Jole 'Gay James Banks' who works at Amazon for sending this video of one of his drunken rampages on his crusade against Zain, and shoutout for him spewing on Cytube. Sponsored by Amazon, Jon was trying to push people into fish and override other contestants' applications, all because Jon had a gay fetish for this guy. Zain was previously mentioned in this thread for dating that ex-fish summer. Old metadrama but this video is funny as shit

@Enig stopped him from going on the showView attachment 7433646
who are these people and what the hell are you talking about
 
The grand prize being 8k for Season 4 (if legit) is funny because that's not really even that much money to make in 6 weeks, especially for something that isn't a sure thing.

Would you do Fishtank for a chance at $32.50 an hour? (Not really even that much, since it's more than a 40 hours work week)
That's probably more than most fish earn at their normal jobs. Or from the NEETbux they collect.
 
I would be highly surprised if Zain actually got on to S4 because of his encounters with Summer and the fact he is close friends with Megan. Megan calling out Summer over fake rape claims against Zain and is when Megan baited Summer into admitting that Jon fucked her in the ass when they met up and engaged in rape-play. Zain is definitely a superfan by any metric and is way too closely linked to existing fish.
 
New fish detected

Zain was dating Summer a while back, some ex-contestant. This was his intro video to the fishtank.
Could you please tell him to come here and tell the entire story of his beef with Summer?
Put some respect on her name! Summer is not just some ex-contestant she is the stress vomit BPD queen of S2.
And Abortionist Herpes-ridden Queen as well
 
I would be highly surprised if Zain actually got on to S4 because of his encounters with Summer and the fact he is close friends with Megan. Megan calling out Summer over fake rape claims against Zain is where Megan baited Summer into admitting that Jon fucked her in the ass when they met up and engaged in rape-play. Zain is definitely a superfan by any metric and is way too closely linked to existing fish.
Currently, he is trying to manipulate his way in through Jon. Megan was on a call with him, and they were e-dating; formerly, he had been dating Summer. Megan mentioned how Jon raped her

Could you please tell him to come here and tell the entire story of his beef with Summer?

And Abortionist Herpes-ridden Queen as well
He's currently chasing underage girls on roblox, according to my sources close to him
 
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If you are going to make these claims can you post a fucking screenshot.

Jon is a rapist? What the fuck are you saying, where are you getting this from.
 
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