🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Hopefully they're not retarded and informed the cops/business that they're going to be there, otherwise it's just going to be a speed-run to them getting the cops called by a troll. Also are they going to be streaming this? I want to see what people are willing to do in public for the show.
 
Don't you guys get it? This is season 4. Jet has finally completely broken the 4th wall and there is no longer any separation between the audience and the art. Truly Neptunian.
 
Low IQ Doctor said:
Don't you guys get it? This is season 4. Jet has finally completely broken the 4th wall and there is no longer any separation between the audience and the art. Truly Neptunian.
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Breaking the fourth wall excessively could potentially be a cool theme for the season but only if we also get to see Sam and the fish breaking some physical walls
 
millais said:
Is Mizzy the first fish to do a hot tub stream? Missed opportunity for her to call it a "Fish out of in Water" stream
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Holy shit even I can proudly say that I am not enough of a gooner to watch this shit.
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Agares said:
but I have no idea how people like Meghan or Ian managed to get on.
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Kill yourself
 
I have gut feeling this whole thing is gonna implode into a wonky fucking shitshow (not like most seasons don’t tbh)


Im reading the thread and following the official posts and i honestly have no idea what’s going on lol
 
Stream stars ended and now there is a countdown on the site, phase 2 begins 11pm EST tomorrow
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PS; None of these matter

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EDIT: upon refreshing the site the timer is now counting down to 4pm EST instead of 11
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Text: You all did great trapping yourselves in your bedrooms, peeing in bottles, pooping in buckets, etc. For your next challenge: bring your streams into public! Gas stations, backyards, food courts, libraries, doctor's office, etc. It's time for the world to hear TTS at full volume!
Rules:
  • Your webcam/device must be mounted in a public or outdoor area.
  • Alternatively, you may mount the camera to yourself.
  • TTS must be on and audible. You must use our TTS player.
  • You must Stay Outside of your home while live, if you need to go home or stop streaming, go offline.
  • You may not engage in any activity that violates the terms of service.
  • No text or overlay elements on your stream except for our watermark logo.
Whoever gets the most points wins $2500, second place gets a totally kick-ass gaming PC… Whoever impresses us the most might just earn a shot on Season 4. Keep your streams up as long as possible. Most importantly, HAVE FUN.
Phase 2 is just now just IP2 streams in public with TTS harassing randoms
 
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Marche said:
so it's just ip2
I really really really hope there are people degenerate enough for this, I need this content.
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The content spray must flow.

Edit to avoid double post: SeGREGated recap day 2 is up.
 
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Welcome to Fishtank Live's application process.
The biggest task ahead is your two-minute YouTube unlisted application video, where you tell us about yourself and let us have a good look at you. We will ask for the link on the last question, but we have a few questions about you first!

1 Please jot down your contact info before we get started!
First Name / Last Name / Phone number / Email / Company

2 What country do you live in?

3 What city and state do you live in?
International applicants, feel free to tell us your region as well.

4 What is your gender?
A Male / B Female

5 How old are you?

6 Are you a convicted felon?
Y / N

7 Send a well-lit frontal profile photo of your face, taken on a blank background.
Fun fact: This is where most applicants have failed! Think government-ID photo, make it nice!

8 Show us a picture of your bedroom, zoomed out to maximum. Do not clean or change anything in your room, just snap a picture and send it as-is.
This is the last photo you will have to take.

9 Tell us about yourself in no more than two short paragraphs.
Who are you?

10 What's your current job?

11 What's your dream job, and what steps have you taken this year to get closer to achieving it?

12 What is your favorite season of Fishtank?
A Season 1
B Season 2
C Bloodgames
D Season 3
E I have not watched the Show

13 How would you describe your experience with Fishtank?
Just be honest!
A I am an avid live viewer, and I watch the episodes. I am an unashamed fan of the show.
B I have seen the show live on-and-off but I mostly watch the episodes.
C I don't like the show that much, but I am interested in being on it.
D I like the show, but due to work I am too busy to watch live.
E I haven't seen the show or the episodes.

14 Tell us about an instance in your life where you went to extreme measures to win something.
Moral or immoral, tell us a strange or memorable recollection of a time where you went to the extreme to win something. Maybe you cheated at sports, stalked an enemy to learn their weaknesses, or practiced an activity until you were sick - tell us who you are when winning is the only thing that matters.

15 In high school, what clique did you belong to?

16 What makes you think you could actually win the show? What makes you tougher than others?

17 What do you want to get out of Fishtank?
Be honest - Do you want to escape your current life? Do you want to take a 1 in 10 shot at a bunch of money? Do you want to start a career on the internet?

18 How much sleep do you usually get per night?
A 5 or less hours.
B 7 or 8 hours of sleep.
C 9, sometimes 10 hours. I sleep in.

19 Do you have any dietary restrictions or allergies? Please list below.

20 Who is your favorite Fishtank contestant of all seasons?

21 What makes you different from prior Fishtank contestants?

22 When was your last relationship, and how'd it go?

23 What's your grossest habit?

24 What pisses you off?

25 What's your biggest weakness? What about you is likely to be your downfall in the game?

26 How much money is in your bank account?

27 Who are you closest to in your life and why?

28 What is your favorite thing about Fishtank? Be specific.
Some people just like to see tough challenges and extreme stuff, some people like subtle gaslighting, and some people like watching the fish grow close and share genuine bonds. What keeps you coming back?

29 Please list ALL of your social media accounts: Twitter, Instagram, even rare ones like Tumblr or Letterboxd.
Share it all, even if it's embarrassing. We want to learn about you.

30 What is your political affiliation?
No wrong answers.
A Hard-leftist
B I want free HealthCare
C Mild conservative
D Far-right

31 What activity or task are you the best at?
What's one thing almost no one can do better than you?

32 LAST ONE! Please paste a YouTube unlisted link to your casting submission video.
RULES: 2 minutes, no longer. Tell us who you are, what you like to do, and how you'd play the game. When uploading to YouTube, please set visibility to 'Unlisted'. Share the link below.
Being a convicted felon does not stop you from applying
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I really hope absolutely none of these applications are used and the producers just show all of the actual contestants the failed application videos from actual fishtank autists for like a day or so.
 
Notable YouTuber focused on chronicling lolcows The Gamer From Mars has released an hour-long video about Frank Hassle. Haven't watched it but hovering over the later parts of the video, he does cover Fishtank.

Edit: He's clearly a big Hassle fan. I learned some stuff but he doesn't cover Hassle getting Tayleigh wasted and making out with her. Probably realized how bad of a look that was.
 
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HexFag said:
I really hope absolutely none of these applications are used and the producers just show all of the actual contestants the failed application videos from actual fishtank autists for like a day or so.
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not sure if he's kidding but jet was on the site and mentioned:
"got a lot of really good online submissions last night"
"Yes, casting is a mix from all sources so you can just apply online"

he also wants "street stars" to be more "experimental" streams in/featuring public spots [which most likely will be a niche, especially given the point system]

his general stance on the off season is "off season stuff wont be for everyone all my attention is on s4 right now but we wanna keep something cool on the site. the community is mad funny so why not let you guys fuck around with streaming w"

jet: dtreet stars
jet: got a lot of really good online submissions last night
jet: Yes, casting is a mix from all sources so you can just apply online
jet: bio of our socials has the link
jet: its a 30 min quiz
jet: street stars will have less people for sure
jet: but if theres 3 streams up and all three are in really crazy places thats a W
jet: out a window overlooking a alley with homeless people would be so good
jet: its just an experiment we wanna give you guys a prompt and see what you come up with
jet: i dont think this will be irl. I think these are more so stationary experimental streams in public
jet: yes for sure
jet: workstars
jet: the ideal outcome in my mind is a gas station attendant in the middle of bumfuck nowhere hooking up a fishtank stream
jet: and a customer comes in every 30 mins
jet: Shoutout the deep south
jet: i dont dare step on the mods toes
jet: im just glad you guys are mad at mints and not me
jet: @average_viewer exceptions made for international people we will just check your application first online, save you the money of getting a flight etc
jet: but yeah dont book a flight that shits expensive
jet: isnt LA closer to aus
jet: the applications are all so good
jet: @mov_0001thanks for watching man
jet: off season stuff wont be for everyone all my attention is on s4 right now but we wanna keep something cool on the site. the community is mad funny so why not let you guys fuck around with streaming w
jet: virtual balls
jet: do you guys want bloodgames 2
jet: bloodgames 2: zombie braingames
jet: how did you know about zombie braingames
jet: lololol
jet: ill ask mints to have mercy on funyung but im not gonna step on his toes
jet: he's in charge
jet: whats up AB good day to you
jet: Just a bit of friendly doxxing and trolling
jet: from the ring to the king to the pen to the king
jet: we have a tos?
jet: interesting
jet: no one man should have all that power
jet: @klausb sure admin@fishtank.live
jet: mints the tyrant
jet: the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of mods
jet: i did so good yesterday that i think ive earned some steam time
jet: Is it alright if i play some video games today guys
jet: Ive never played fortnite im too old
jet: I remember listening to the oldies growing up like a milli by lil wayne and umbrella by rihanna
jet: i cant say all the great things about s4 and beyond
jet: i tease to much and it ruins the surprise sometimes
jet: so im just gonna shut up and keep working. just know that i wanna spill my guts so bad. its so exciting what we have coming
jet: nigga
jet: i guess this is how the story goes
jet: from the stream to the star to the chat to the street
jet: i should bee able to post pictures in chat
jet: just had my morning beer and candy
jet: No i didnt
jet: people have doctors?
jet: thats for children
jet: i havent seen a doctor in 16 years
jet: its called plant medicine you fucking retard
jet: [[Vampire Chris Lynch]]
jet: chris personally requested that we remove kitty lynch and bitch lynch
jet: best chat
 
Expertjogger said:
I hate jet so much for shitting on ip2 and then trying to act like he made this idea up
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He's advancing culture dood: it's not Window of Life, a 24/7 livestreamed house where the contestants get eliminated based on popularity is not Big Brother, StreamStars is not Battlecam, the last week of S3 was not CX RV streams, they did not steal bits from Kenny vs. Spenny and Fear Factor for challenges; Jet Neptune is a visionary. I can't wait for S3.5 not Hunger Games or not Survivor. :smug: (unironically though, I'm sick of this low-effort filler and welcome a real .5 season)
 
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