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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    775
Blackstar said:
According to Burt, a bottom bitch with a micropenis.
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Thank you.
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This is undoubtedly the most based and unhinged Burt has been since leaving the tank. A true content king.
 
ParasiteSteve said:
Crazy how Burt was always respectful of the Trans Community and its nomenclature, right up to the point he feels he is not getting what he wants. Then its daft blokes in a dress playing pretend.

Just like he was a Heavy Weight Boxing Coach, only to be utterly shit at boxing.

Its all a false front for the golden one. I suspect he has crossed serious lines with regards to his "dating world"*

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I can't believe he's okay with getting canceled, after all the talk and complaints about being problematic.

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Blackstar said:
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This brief saga has so far been a wholly unexpected treat. I really can't tell who is lying here - I feel as though Burt is 100% lying about meeting Connor at a bar in NYC, and I would doubt that Connor did anything sexual with Burt were it not for him visibly bumping meth/molly/something on stream.

Either way this behaviour, as others have said, isn't at all surprising given the shit Burt admitted to before w.r.t stalking, consent accidents, etc.. He needed to leave the lights of the tank to truly become Vantaburt.
 
Terfmaster9000 said:
Anyone who believed there will be redemption for this rapey nigger is a retard of the highest caliber!
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The sad thing is there are many who believed it when he said that-and instead of feeling betrayed now that the truth has come out, are distracted by the circus this twisted freak has created.

I understand the quick enjoyment of looking at a side show, a circus.

I'm just disgusted by all the sensationalism bullshit.
  • Connor is a drug addict, plain and simple. The difference between Connor and Burt is that Connor never promised some great lifestyle change he was going to make. Watching the clips of the stream posted in this thread, Connor very much looked fucked up to the highest order. He needs a rehab facility, Jesus, and accountability.
  • Burt is fucked up past the point of no return. Burt's way of avoiding accountability and distracting his audience is by creating issues with Connor. That way, he is able to temporarily distract his audience from what actually happened. This is a porn sick, unremorseful predatory psychopath who has shown time and time again that he does not mean the words he says-yet people still decide to tune in. He still has a number of viewers, but I can see when people start figuring his shit out and the money goes away- he will act out on these fantasies of violence he has on innocent people. I do not want to take any part of bringing that into the world. At this point, local law enforcement should be contacted for the safety of the people in his community. Burt presents an immediate danger not just to himself, but those around him. As fucked up and in deep as Connor is, he does not exhibit the same characteristics- he seems to have a thing with humiliation and self degradation- the opposite of Burt. A total psychopath who enjoys power.
  • I cannot give Greg, Burt, or Connor any attention other than calling a welfare check on Connor and Greg, or the police on Burt. Greg is destroying his life with alcoholism and staying on his computer all day, and that combined with him being ugly and mid level IQ, is almost a easy way out for him in not trying in life. The internet has completely wrecked him, and the only way he'll figure it out is if every paypig enabler for him is no longer giving him money, forcing him to be in the real world and socially adapt.
Maybe some people come to Fishtank to watch people destroy their lives, I am not going to be one of them. All these actions these people are taking have real world implications on people around them. It's not the same as watching a movie.

To those that still watch Burt, just remember that you're watching a foreign, black, rape driven, compulsive lying, psycopath who will do anything for attention and money online.

I like this thread cause I think Luke's art is cool, Vance's music and prank calls are cool, Fuck I even think Signal making movies is cool. This low minded streaming, Jerry springer from wish level content is not an act, these people are seriously wrecking their lives, and I will not sit by and encourage the harm they are doing to themselves and others. It's nice watching contestants better themselves outside the tank. However S3, that isn't happening much aside from Luke (go figure)- and I can't speak on Payton.

This is what these contestants are, post tank. Haven't seen any creative content like Vance and Lance had. No cool rap songs like Tai and Letty made. Just low vibrational nonsense that people are paying attention to for whatever reason
  • Binx- Liar, 24/7 fence sitter
  • Mizzy- Entitled with zero skills. Gets money from daddy and sucking director's off
  • Alex B- Sociopath loser who can't handle criticism or shut up enough to grow
  • Burt- Psychopath Nigger- who exhibits habits of those who have raped and murdered before and will do it again
  • Ted- Gay Twink
  • L'aron- Gay Nigger
  • Alexis- Whore, failure for mother. She seems to be off social media- maybe she's improving? IDK
  • Payton- Relatively naive, sweet girl who has been scared into appearing like an antiwhite liberal in order to chase her dreams
  • Signal- Sex pest jeet but at least tries making things

I'll hold out some hope that S4 has higher minded content in store, if Jet gets his wishes. I am done encouraging people to wreck their lives. All these losers need to fall flat on their face to see who they really are in the mirror. They do not deserve any money or attention. You all decide for yourselves what you want, I just won't be around to entertain it.
 
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TwistedFreak said:
To those that still watch Burt, just remember that you're watching a foreign, black, rape driven, compulsive lying, psycopath who will do anything for attention and money online.
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Yeah it's called content. No one's watching him for anything else. Imagine posting this moralizing drivel in a fishtank thread of all places.
 
I appreciate the healthy reminder of who and what Burt is. Part of the absurdity of all of this for me has been recalling how Burt said he was acting during the show and playing it up but we all saw that's who he is. Yeah he leaned into certain things particularly towards the end but not in the way he claims.
 
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