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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.2%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    774
Marche said:
Being a generic reddit pandering xd such a nerd twitch streamer isnt a unique thing
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She even does the generic Twitch streamer "wacky" gimmicks like "spin the wheel" and the stream earlier this week where she put mustard on her face for subs. She's ripping off like 4,000 other streamers and they're all the same person. I hate Twitch so much it's unreal.
 
Marche said:
Her biggest simp was called "BongZerippa" that pretty much tells you all you need to know in how low tier she is.
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nah, binxsknight is her biggest simp, and he just dropped another $4200 on her. bong is one of her OG simps from before the tank
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Norstein Bekkler said:
nah, binxsknight is her biggest simp, and he just dropped another $4200 on her. bong is one of her OG simps from before the tank
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The finsub is one of life's more mysterious creatures. Engaging in financial masochism, he repeatedly destroys himself financially. He doesn't actually care about the woman; it could be any woman; it's more of the rush, the thrill of ruining himself financially and being able to mog others at their inability to ruin themselves as hard as he can.

Also, she already has a bunch of monitors that she never hooked up, lol. He will get so excited if this sits in a box behind her, and she never hooks it up! "SHE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO USE ALL THE THINGS I BOUGHT! SO WASTEFUL uwu!"

Did he successfully chase off Bong, or has Bong accepted his place as a theta orbiter and been relegated to moderating the Discord?
 
Agares said:
This shit needs to be studied by psych researchers. I haven't even spent that much on my own GF and we know each other are are in a real relationship.
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It's pretty baffling. I can at least sort of understand to some extent kind of (not really) the simps that spend money on actually hot girls, but multiple thousands of dollars for Binx? I don't get it. The funniest part is the more money you spend on an ethot the less likely she is to even consider dating or fucking you. Why would she? She gets your money for doing nothing already.
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There’s one crazy nigga that latches on to one of the fishtank women every season. As is tradition. Still waiting on our resident binx simp though. This thread had a resident Josie simp in season one and a Tayleigh simp in season two. We need another user to autistically obsess over binx and over estimate her content output on the show by substantial amounts.
 
Queesechake said:
It's pretty baffling. I can at least sort of understand to some extent kind of (not really) the simps that spend money on actually hot girls, but multiple thousands of dollars for Binx? I don't get it. The funniest part is the more money you spend on an ethot the less likely she is to even consider dating you.
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Lowercase I internet said:
There’s one crazy nigga that latches on to one of the fishtank women every season. As is tradition. Still waiting on our resident binx simp though. This thread had a resident Josie simp in season one and a Tayleigh simp in season two. We need another user to autistically obsess over binx and over estimate her content output on the show by substantial amounts.
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I'm just waiting till we find out more about him and how fucked up he is. It'll happen sooner rather than later.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
There’s one crazy nigga that latches on to one of the fishtank women every season.
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The ones that get to fuck the girls (Sylvia got preggers from a fan, Hagley has some sort of thing going with a fan) never donated money to them like the paypigs do, these guys literally think they can buy woman it's insane and pathetic.
 
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