🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
The Blue Morpho said:
Wow the tank is totally poisoned now. The wiggers are probably sweating bullets in the basement right now because Famous House hasn't been going for even a day and its already a shitshow.
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There's only one guy that can fix this.
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It's crazy how Simbal having a look of vague disgust when seeing the website then saying it's not his problem has somehow been the best fish response to this.
 
Slimeball still in confessional gassing himself up telling the camera it's just a game, brother, just a game and anything that Brandon does outside this house is of no concern to him. He keeps talking about needing to take out the strongest competition not realizing in his infinite Jeet wisdom that after his poor performance today, he's going to be kicked off either second or third depending on how the dice falls.

Brandon is, right now, the strongest male contestant because the women in the house are stupid and Burt will go wherever the dick is. I do love how everyone is fine to have him around when he's sucking off Brandon's dick but when he openly talks about wanting to Burt off it's weird, guys! An adult male wanting to fuck is too weird! A child being forced to wear drag because mom said he should and be exposed to pedophiles and bad actors? Totes cool!

THE CHILD'S DRAG STAGE NAME WAS LACTATIA. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Even if they want to make the argument 'it's just dress up, it's not sexual', HOW IS LACTATIA NOT A SEXUAL NAME?

I want this whole house tortured. Lock them in and burn it all down. Lock Bedroom 3 and begin the cell challenge. They might have a bathroom but they don't have food. I'm sure plain water would make them scream. Burt could Burt off on their faces. Throw Frank in. Anything. ANYTHING.
 
What a grim start. A faggot aiding and abetting child abuse is confronted by aryan prince LVKE, 2 pussy starved retards dont back him, all the whores side with the faggot along with the OLD SOUL MAMMA who is just a nigger intersectionality hag saying "he dun did it to support his community"
 
Production has an atomic bomb on their hands right now. And it's thrilling to watch because it could go a million ways.
 
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