🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[afternoon_tea]

another one i wanted to post but didn't because of the KF outage. I really wished at the time that this would go somewhere, especially as Sylvia had really shown on this particular evening that she was going to be dead weight.

It's funny you say that because I really wanted Sylvia gone before this night but I started finding her entertaining after Letty called her out and TTS went off on her. She really couldn't keep her cool and it was fun to watch her chimp out. Letty vs Sylvia was probably my favorite rivalry.

The camping arc kind of dragged but that night was really good. One of my favorite touches was the air raid siren sound effect going off right before Letty and Sylvia's fight, it was very cinematic.

I used to think I couldn't wait for the show to end so I could get a normal sleep scedule back, but my first weekend without fishtank, all I can think is that I want my fishies back. Season 2 can't come soon enough.

 

[Punitive Castration]

It's funny you say that because I really wanted Sylvia gone before this night but I started finding her entertaining after Letty called her out and TTS went off on her. She really couldn't keep her cool and it was fun to watch her chimp out. Letty vs Sylvia was probably my favorite rivalry.

The camping arc kind of dragged but that night was really good. One of my favorite touches was the air raid siren sound effect going off right before Letty and Sylvia's fight, it was very cinematic.

I used to think I couldn't wait for the show to end so I could get a normal sleep scedule back, but my first weekend without fishtank, all I can think is that I want my fishies back. Season 2 can't come soon enough.

Yeah, I suppose it's more accurate to say I wanted to see more manipulation about her and I wanted to see Vance get in on it more instead of fuckin' surfing like he always did. It was definitely a little sad to see her go mostly because without her the fish didn't really fight amongst each other anymore.

 

[niggyfaggot]

Seethe harder Stein simp. Stein is a cringelord ultrafaggot, his show is one of the most unfunny things that has graced this ever unfortunate Internet and if Sam actually likes him it's proof to me that Sam has (a) lost the plot entirely (b) forgotten what comedy is or (c) is focused entirely on the grift because he knows that bringing Stein along brings with him a mass of retarded zoomers who actually believe he invented city council trolling. Also if you want to mention Alex Stein's "background" in reality TV please don't forget that he was also a contestant on The Glass House where he played the role of "cringe faggot that everyone hated" (his favorite persona, apparently). He's also literally afraid of Jesse PS aka Pod Awful of all people and has gone so far in his faggotry as to threaten lawsuits against people for making fun of him online. Cope.

Edit: Don't forget about the time that he wore a tight fitting women's swimsuit around children at some local swimming hole. Also, his grandmother is a literal school shooter. Betty Minyard Stein, Texas.

Anybody thay saw this shit through to the end is a cringelord ultrafaggit. It wasn't a hellhaus in the slightest and that was all just blatant false advertising. Scambo made his money of you fags (as per usual) and nothing of any note was accomplished. Some weird faggots got their kicks from watching a bunch of people that are probably less weird than them for a few weeks and thats about it, Scambo cried some crocodile tears and you absolute retards lapped it up. Scambo takes all the shekels that retards willingly coughed up then curtains close. Bravo to Scambo lol. Well done i guess...Definitely well done on his part but y'all are just paypig faggots imhlo Change my mind (protip: you can't)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Seethe harder Stein simp. Stein is a cringelord ultrafaggot, his show is one of the most unfunny things that has graced this ever unfortunate Internet and if Sam actually likes him it's proof to me that Sam has (a) lost the plot entirely (b) forgotten what comedy is or (c) is focused entirely on the grift because he knows that bringing Stein along brings with him a mass of retarded zoomers who actually believe he invented city council trolling. Also if you want to mention Alex Stein's "background" in reality TV please don't forget that he was also a contestant on The Glass House where he played the role of "cringe faggot that everyone hated" (his favorite persona, apparently). He's also literally afraid of Jesse PS aka Pod Awful of all people and has gone so far in his faggotry as to threaten lawsuits against people for making fun of him online. Cope.

Edit: Don't forget about the time that he wore a tight fitting women's swimsuit around children at some local swimming hole. Also, his grandmother is a literal school shooter. Betty Minyard Stein, Texas.

I don't know or care about any of that gay shit, my only frame of reference for Alex is Fishtank and he was mostly very good on the show. If you can't see that, that sounds like a personal problem.

 

[Sneedifarms]

The seething over the new MDE members is so gay. The new guys have proven themselves to be talented with Fish Tank. Leave them alone.

jet is talented and can be charismatic. bicflame and joeyy are legitimately braindead wiggers, joeyy is just slightly more entertaining because of the retarded memes his fanbase makes. bicflame has nothing.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

jet is talented and can be charismatic. bicflame and joeyy are legitimately braindead wiggers, joeyy is just slightly more entertaining because of the retarded memes his fanbase makes. bicflame has nothing.

I don't know enough about Joeyy to really comment on him but Bicflame is a very talented video editor. That's why Sam hired him. He's done a bunch of great editing for KSTV and also did this music video for Sam. He might be a wigger but the guy clearly is talented.

 

[Noble Redditor]

jet is talented and can be charismatic. bicflame and joeyy are legitimately braindead wiggers, joeyy is just slightly more entertaining because of the retarded memes his fanbase makes. bicflame has nothing.

Do you comment about the personal lives of the camera crew/editing team of whatever other YouTube people you watch? I doubt it because nobody does. Joeyy and those guys aren't supposed to be Charls and Nick replacements. They're Sam's production crew. That's why they're always sitting around working on projects in the background when Sam's streaming. On occasion he features them in small clips but it's literally his staff. They all have their own individual careers and side gigs. Jet Neptune was the producer of FT and most likely will be going forward and that is one of the very rare occasions where Sam has taken a step back and given someone else a lot of creative control over one of his projects. That's mostly because he was working on WP2 at the same time as FT.

Dont expect to see Jet credited as a producer or director for WP. Oh I hate the wiggers, I hate the wiggers!!! Then stop following them on social media and all of sudden you won't see them anymore.

Also there's a Sam Hyde thread to cry about his wigger orbiters. Joeyy had nothing to do with FT.

 

[jallsballs]

I don't know enough about Joeyy to really comment on him but Bicflame is a very talented video editor. That's why Sam hired him. He's done a bunch of great editing for KSTV and also did this music video for Sam. He might be a wigger but the guy clearly is talented. https://youtube.com/watch?v=om4nihQZmUE

this fucking sucks and the editing is probably the worst part

 

[Sneedifarms]

Do you comment about the personal lives of the camera crew/editing team of whatever other YouTube people you watch? I doubt it because nobody does. Joeyy and those guys aren't supposed to be Charls and Nick replacements. They're Sam's production crew. That's why they're always sitting around working on projects in the background when Sam's streaming. On occasion he features them in small clips but it's literally his staff. They all have their own individual careers and side gigs. Jet Neptune was the producer of FT and most likely will be going forward and that is one of the very rare occasions where Sam has taken a step back and given someone else a lot of creative control over one of his projects. That's mostly because he was working on WP2 at the same time as FT.

Dont expect to see Jet credited as a producer or director for WP. Oh I hate the wiggers, I hate the wiggers!!! Then stop following them on social media and all of sudden you won't see them anymore.

Also there's a Sam Hyde thread to cry about his wigger orbiters. Joeyy had nothing to do with FT.

i really could not give less of a shit about their private lives, as far as i'm concerned they have a public image which they curate independent of sam and all of it is centered around wiggerdom. that's literally all the justification i need to think they're retarded, i don't need to fucking read a biography on the life of julian and find out he's secretly some savant and definitely not a fucking airhead.

I don't know enough about Joeyy to really comment on him but Bicflame is a very talented video editor. That's why Sam hired him. He's done a bunch of great editing for KSTV and also did this music video for Sam. He might be a wigger but the guy clearly is talented. https://youtube.com/watch?v=om4nihQZmUE

KSTV's editing has never been anything special and that applies doubly so for KSTV2, which unlike KSTV1 also suffers from a general lack of enthusiasm for shitting on the actual kickstarters in question. also that rap video is so insufferable i'm forced to assume it's ironic for my own sanity.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

KSTV's editing has never been anything special and that applies doubly so for KSTV2, which unlike KSTV1 also suffers from a general lack of enthusiasm for shitting on the actual kickstarters in question. also that rap video is so insufferable i'm forced to assume it's ironic for my own sanity.

Are you actually questioning whether a music video with Sam Hyde in it with poop emojis is ironic or not? Maybe Idubbbz was right about you guys not understanding irony. Sam needs to directly tell you retards when he's joking because you clearly don't get it.

The lack of enthusiasm in KSTV2 is 100% on Sam for being low energy and fat during them. It has nothing to do with the editing.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Are you actually questioning whether a music video with Sam Hyde in it with poop emojis is ironic or not? Maybe Idubbbz was right about you guys not understanding irony. Sam needs to directly tell you retards when he's joking because you clearly don't get it.

The lack of enthusiasm in KSTV2 is 100% on Sam for being low energy and fat during them. It has nothing to do with the editing.

so you're using an ironic video of bicflame editing badly as a showcase of his talents? really bizarre way to go about it. that and KSTV2 where the editing is literally nothing of noteworth. maybe if you brought up the later episodes of happy world daddy you might have had something worth talking about, but as is these are just reinforcing the idea that he's a low effort, lazy wigger.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

so you're using an ironic video of bicflame editing badly as a showcase of his talents? really bizarre way to go about it. that and KSTV2 where the editing is literally nothing of noteworth. maybe if you brought up the later episodes of happy world daddy you might have had something worth talking about, but as is these are just reinforcing the idea that he's a low effort, lazy wigger.

If Sam thought Bic wasn't talented or hard working he would not have hired him. He clearly thinks he is talented enough to keep on the payroll. This is all unrelated to Fish Tank so I'm going to stop shitting the thread up.

 

[Sneedifarms]

If Sam thought Bic wasn't talented or hard working he would not have hired him. He clearly thinks he is talented enough to keep on the payroll. This is all unrelated to Fish Tank so I'm going to stop shitting the thread up.

sam can think whatever he wants, i'm free to like his content and still disagree.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Bic didn't edit KSV2. You don't know what you're talking about. There was a big transition period of Sam's crew and he had a high turnover for a while. Things started falling into place when he switched his show Crush 500 into Happy World Daddy. That's when Bic and Joeyy got on board and that's also great content.

That was really when he started coming back and rebuilding after the cancelation of WP.

 

[afternoon_tea]

Yeah, I suppose it's more accurate to say I wanted to see more manipulation about her and I wanted to see Vance get in on it more instead of fuckin' surfing like he always did. It was definitely a little sad to see her go mostly because without her the fish didn't really fight amongst each other anymore.

I remember wanting the same thing from Vance at the time, but in retrospect he was too caught up in his little clique and wanting approval from the audience as "good guy Vance" to act on any of the scheming he had planned in the beginning.

He ended up being the most spineless person there.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Bic didn't edit KSV2. You don't know what you're talking about. There was a big transition period of Sam's crew and he had a high turnover for a while. Things started falling into place when he switched his show Crush 500 into Happy World Daddy. That's when Bic and Joeyy got on board and that's also great content.

tell that to the guy who claimed he did, not me. im not autistic enough to actually pay attention to the end credits in the gumroad paypig videos. whether or not bicflame edited KSTV2 it's a horrible example of "good editing", because there's virtually none worth talking about in it.
if bic was directly responsible for the animation cards in HWD 5 and 6, i might have slightly more respect for him, but i think it's a lot more likely that he was just responsible for editing the actual skits. feel free to prove me wrong though.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Noble Redditor]

tell that to the guy who claimed he did, not me. im not autistic enough to actually pay attention to the end credits in the gumroad paypig videos. whether or not bicflame edited KSTV2 it's a horrible example of "good editing", because there's virtually none worth talking about in it.
if bic was directly responsible for the animation cards in HWD 5 and 6, i might have slightly more respect for him, but i think it's a lot more likely that he was just responsible for editing the actual skits. feel free to prove me wrong though.

You're wrong but I'm not going to prove it.

 

[Your Psychologist]

Jonbros, ignore this post.

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>Computer, I need entertainment. Generate a story about a person from my favorite game show getting violently gang raped.

 

[Aidan]

Slow as always. Josie stream summary from Friday.

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• Sam and Jet want her to play Pico's School and Thing Thing Arena 2 on Newgrounds. It's awkward, they don't get very far.
• Josie decides to try to find a DDR-type rhythm game
  • Josie re-affirms she has no intent to buy a DDR machine when Sam brings it up
  • Sam inquires about DDR streamers and looks some up, commenting on how gay holding the DDR bar looks
• Josie finds a DDR game (DDR v3) to play
  • It's boring
  • Josie comments on how DDR players have specific shoes and mentions CHRS4LFE, the best DDR player apparently
    • Josie mentions people try to get the shoes he has
    • Sam asks who that is and looks him up
    • Josie apparently mentioned CHRS4LFE in her Fishtank application interview as her role model
    • Sam finds his real name is Chris Chike and asks Josie to read it on stream, she's uncomfortable saying "Chike"
      • "It's a combination of Chomo and another word," Sam
      • "Remember my tagline, Chike it up," Sam
  • Josie shares her backstory on DDR, her parents had DDR on the PS2 and she pulled it out in high school then started going to Dave and Busters for real DDR.
    • She says this is how she met all of her friends
• Sam asks "How tall is John Cena" and says he thinks he can beat him up in his prime
  • Josie looks it up
    • Billed height: 6' 1''
    • Real height: 5' 11'
  • She comments "that's like my height"
• Sam says to interact with chat but don't stress over it since none of them are paying... yet
• Jet brings up Josie never playing Minecraft
  • She says she tried but never understood how it worked
• Sam asks "her take" on cars
  • "My take on cars is that I only fuck with BMWs because uh.. that's all my dad likes and that's the only car he knows how to work on so we're all like... forced to have 'em."
  • Jet shares that Josie only knows how to drive manual and Sam thinks that's cool.
• Josie mentions she'll play Minecraft with Damiel when she gets back
  • Sam and Jet think her going in blind is a really good idea
• Josie plays Friday Night Funkin even though she hates it, the stream is warming up slowly
  • Josie doesn't care much about real estate so long as there are two bathrooms because her house only has one (I feel that)
  • Josie quits FNF, saying she hates it and to put that on record.
• Jet says to play a "paint" game
  • Josie describes pictionary using a random word generator
  • Jet retardedly does 3 random words and draws that. No one gets the full answer of kneel grave conference
    
• Josie now doing her own stream ideas for the day starting with shoe reviews (impromptu idea)
  • Josie shows her Adidas with a Cocomelon keychain she got from a lootcrate in Fishtank
    
    
  • Jet's trashy slides. Josie tries it on and doesn't like them
    
    
  • Letty's new shoes have ugly soles. Josie wants to cut the bubbly part and talks shit about how ugly the sole is.
    Letty asks if Josie wants to try them on then regrets it, though oddly enough Josie's Adidas and Letty's Nikes are both size 7
    
    
    
    
    
  • Sam brings one of his shoes over. Josie says she likes stars on stuff.
    Sam jokes about the yellow fuzz being pony hair. Josie tries it on and says based on her size 7, they must be a size 10 "probably" then admits she doesn't know how shoe sizes work.
    Josie comments that they're loud to walk in and Sam makes clopping references, calling those shoes his "clopper stompers."
    
    
• Sam interrupts to get Jet to tie his gloves and Josie does this now-iconic (among Josiecels) creepy claw-hand towards the camera.
  
  
  
• Sam tells Josie to do a poll on Josie doing muay thai or clopping. Spoiler: People want to see her do muay thai
  • I find this unlikely in a real gym setting since they require no socks or shoes and she hates showing feet due to coomers by admission
• Josie shouts out the Fishtank Josie Song and how she wants to contribute to a song with the guy who made it
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• Josie wants to share the rap Jet and Tax are helping Letty and Josie with.
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• Josie thanks the viewers saying her mom told her to make sure to do this. Wholesome bit.
  • "My mom specifically told me to thank you guys so you guys feel appreciated. Do you guys feel appreciated?"
    "No seriously, thank you."
    
• Josie recounts going to muay thai on her own for the first time
  • She had to take off her socks and shoes and her heart dropped because "people are gonna see!" Then she remembered she's not on camera anymore.
  • Jet says, "Well there's no josiecels at the muay thai class."
    Josie replies, "Yeah they're all normal, well adjusted people who exercise... and go outside."
• Josie fanart reactions. Genuine reactions and silly ones. She also wears the white shark mask for a bit and says she feels the power. Letty wears it later.
  Jet jokes that the whole reason for letting Josie wear it is to up the value and says they will actually be selling some of the stuff.
  
  • Josie shares some odd fan art.
    "This one.. I don't really like this one.. I mean it's really good but the shirt concerns me. Who made this?? Why would you say that?"
    
    "My honest reaction to that when I first saw it was like... wow! Then I read the shirt and was like... watthefuck?"
• Chat says "Eyebrow status?" and Josie shares she drew them in today, not that it matters because her hair covers them.
  
• Josie decides to do a fit check
  • Letty first. Sam says "let me make that better" and improves her fit.
    
    
  • Sam interjects showing his outfit
  • Jet shows off his outfit, including shirt Josie got him for his birthday
  • Josie, who shills her lanyards that she has sold since pre-Fishtank, along with "cheap Spencer's lip rings, Chinese Amazon ear rings, track jacket thing, Adidas sweater..." black skirt, socks AND shoes.
    
    
    • Jet has a "fit question" for Josie. He says on Day 9 Josie asked him to order her some Native American beads and asks where those are. She forgets they're in her bag.
    • Josie says she wore them a lot in Fishtank because she was scared but now that she's back out, she feels safe. Jet asks if they actually made her feel better and she says they did.
      
      
    • The girls show their Fishtank badges. Letty's says "motivational speaker" and Josie's says "actor." Then Josie finds her beads.
      
• Josie says to do a pocket check
  • While doing this, Jet shows a jet on his keychain.
  • "Why is your name Jet?" Josie getting Jet lore on stream.
• Jet explains to the girls that BORING GIRLS was his invention and apologizes
  
  
• Josie wants them to do a My Little Pony quiz to find out each person's pony. This ends up being pretty funny.
  • Jet - Rainbow Dash
  • Letty - Trixie
  • Josie - Pinkie Pie
    • Josie's favorite is Rainbow Dash so she closes the tab saying, "Oh helll naw"
• Teeth check. Jet refuses since he says his are fucked up
  • "I could vore the camera right now." Josie Martinez 2023
    
    

• Jet says Josie should take an autism test
  • "Is there like... one made by a 13 year old girl?" Josie wanting to do more silly online quizzes
  • The results are in!
    
    
  • Letty also autistic, Jet is not.
• Sam interjects and starts making cutting/gore references but Josie ignores them for the most part and Sam says to do an IQ test.
  • Josie's IQ - 125
• Jet and Sam dip out for a break
• Letty recommends Josie watch Fishtank clips and react to them
  • Josie comically sighs
• Letty recommends Agar.io but they quickly move to Dig Dig (digdig.io) where the viewers join in and Josie vores josie fan. In a later round, Josie dies to ChikeItUp
  
  
  
  
  
• Josie plays another rhythm game. It surprises her at the end of this clip
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• Josie further diagnoses her own autism with Song Maker
  • "It's all about the pattern, cuz if it looks good it's gonna sound good."
• Letty reads a chat "Can you guys shout out pride month?" Josie doesn't even acknowledge it and keeps playing with music.
  
  
• Josie over-the-top reacts to Fishtank Josie Song (above) after supposedly getting permission from him in chat and says to "run up that video!"
• Josie decides to play Tetris and gets blocked by ads
  • Jet walks over and says not to use adblock on streams so you piss off the chat and keep them engaged
  • Sam has Letty hold pads while he practices hitting them
  • Josie seems decent at Tetris but seemingly forgets a column exists on the left side. Jet is so bad you have to wonder if he's doing it on purpose, he claims he's never played it.
    
    
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• Sam checks the viewer count and says he's jealous that they're doing better than Sam was doing pre-Fishtank
  • Sam punches and kicks in the background towards Josie and Letty
• Jet says Josie should play a scary game so she tries Jeff the Killer. Ads ruin it and Sam checks on the stream, Josie wants to end it since they're not making money anyway.

Sam mentions they'll be back Monday (June 5th) and maybe do an escape room or something Wednesday. Josie thanks the viewers and says it was epic, Sam thanks the viewers as well before it cuts.

Josie jumps right into Numa Numa on demand. She did the same for Brony Polka during Fishtank.

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Josie has deleted some of her youtube videos. Not sure what the criteria is but one of them includes the guro she tries to hide. I find it interesting that she's opened up about so much but the guro thing is one she has actively suppressed and refused to elaborate on outside of saying it was "cope" once during Fishtank.

Spoiler: Guro art removed from youtube