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[Ancient Pioneer]

Hobby tank with Bingo Bongo and Tay would actually be a good idea, I think.

Tay's already done hobby tank streams over the summer when the Magic Stars streams were happening. it works as a hangout with your fish, not something that focuses on the specific hobby. The fish has to rotate through playing music and watching videos between bouts of their hobby. Basically what the twins are already doing at home on their streams. Tay even went the extra step to ensure it was the proper fishtank angle as well between switching to the normal desk camera when watching videos. Hobbytank sounds good on paper but it just doesn't work in practice.

 

[Blindeye]

Burt posted some forbidden phrases on Reddit. Anyone have the lore on why he would forbid these?
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Some of these have to be related to his "education" or whoring businesses.

It's fuzzy but I actually remember him talking about Devin Winters, if memory serves it was some college student that used Burt's cheating services and then refused to pay Burt even when Burt tried to extort and blackmail him, and he's held a grudge ever since

 

[Capgras Delusion]

Jet accidentally leaked the URL to the unlisted youtube upload of Bloodgames episode 2 on Kick. It's deleted now, but hopefully someone archived it before it got killed.

 

[Dago Lain]

Jet accidentally leaked the URL to the unlisted youtube upload of Bloodgames episode 2 on Kick. It's deleted now, but hopefully someone archived it before it got killed.

Does anybody have a link to the so far released episodes of season 3 and bloodgames? I know I said I'd support after that darkly kino ending but ive quit drinking and thus came to my senses (I will instead be using that money to purchase Shadi)

 

[Lady Rackets thong]

Does anybody have a link to the so far released episodes of season 3 and bloodgames? I know I said I'd support after that darkly kino ending but ive quit drinking and thus came to my senses (I will instead be using that money to purchase Shadi)

it's probably a bad idea to post the link in this thread since it would just be a DMCA target. i'm sure mintz reads this obsessively.

 

[SneakEnergy]

View attachment 8964692 that's the natural state of the gAyEWist I'm afraid

Oh they didn't like this post one little bit.

 

[Marche]

Jet should do a Fat tank a reverse of biggest loser where whoever gets fatter wins ozempic

 

[The_Intimidator]

4chan threads dried up real quick

 

[skrod]

Burt posted some forbidden phrases on Reddit. Anyone have the lore on why he would forbid these?
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• Alby/ Albie / Albee / Albi - Short for Albert. The nickname he hates the most for his name.
• August 2011 - When Burt stopped drinking alcohol. Relates to some traumatic incident that he refuses to talk about except for one time on S3 where he was pressed by the wiggers. At that time he said he groped his friends when out at the bar or something and made them cry when he was blackout drunk.
• Blacked Bukowski - One of Burt's super simps goes by the screen name bakedbukowski, and he appeared on a number of Burt streams. The audience hates him and refers to him as Blacked Bukowski.
• Retro Fitness - On a recent stream Burt admitted that he was banned from Retro Fitness because he was caught recording a woman at the gym who he found "titillating." When he was caught by staff, he said that he was a weightlifting coach and only filmed her because she had great form and he wanted to show it to his clients as an example, didn't work. Apparently he has a history of recording people in public.
• Robert Bruckner - A New Jersey Hypnotist who sexually assaulted Burt. Burt went to a hypnotist a few years ago to try and "unlock his lost memories from before the age of 12" and the hypnotist ended up trying to give Burt a prostate exam while he was under hypnosis or something like that. He was arrested a few years ago for sexual assault and other crimes.

Spoiler: Source and Insane Burt Lore

Some of these, including the Retro Fitness and Robert Bruckner stories, were only revealed recently on the Frank Hassle and Burt stream right after S5 ended. It's a funny stream and gives some good insight to Frank's feelings about not being included as well as good Burt lore. I recommend listening to it on a long drive or while running errands.

The best story isn't included in his list of Forburten phrases and it starts at around 2:28:51 but comes up multiple times throughout the stream. Here's a summary:

• In his prostitution days, Burt once had a client who was an Ivy League educated pediatrician
• The client's adult son (around 30 years old) had died in a car accident some years earlier. The son's name was Rodney. Rodney was a black guy of few words, Burt speculates he had a learning disability.
• The father would pay Burt to roleplay as Rodney and go on dates with him. The dates would end with him fucking the dad in the ass.
• Burt wore Rodney's old clothes, slept in his room, watched Rodney's favorite movies, and ate the things he liked to get into character. Rodney's favorite was Fruity Pebbles.
• Burt says the father "made a habit" of hiring male sex workers like Burt to pretend to be Rodney. Burt was only one of the many of Rodneys hired by this guy.
• This relationship went on for several years.
• There's some funny stuff of Frank roleplaying as the dad while Burt roleplays as Rodney towards the end of the stream.

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

Burt posted some forbidden phrases on Reddit. Anyone have the lore on why he would forbid these?
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“Noble”

they died trying to save Reach and this is the respect they get ?

unbelievable