First time sushi eater. I have questions

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Sparkletor 2.0

Sparkletor 2.0

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I always wanted to try sushi but I live in the middle of USA nowhere near the ocean. Luckily I found some sushi at the local gas station. It was on sale because it was expiring today. It was fucking cold. Yuck! How long am I supposed to microwave this shit for? My go to is usually 5 minutes but there's 6 pieces so I think I should bump it up another minute just to be safe.

They also put some shit in there that looks like chewed up spearmint gum or something.

Am I doing this right? Can I speak Japanese now? Should I start watching cartoons or something?
 
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You are doing just fine. When you speak roll your R's and L's, instead of saying "I love glue" you say "I love grew", its called Engrish its a good way to learn Japanese. Before you know it you will be mispronouncing words with great efficiency.

As for what you should be watching, you should watch people cross the street in a sprawling Japanese city and people getting shoved into trains like sardines. It helps build a sense of superiority against the lessers of a polite society.

Also niga.
 
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You know what? I'll bet you know exactly what sushi is and HAVE eaten it before; I'll bet you don't even think you need to microwave sushi. I suspect you're making this all up, I guess to try to "troll"?

I don't understand why someone would do that, go online and pretend to be ignorant just to get a reaction out of people. Do you think it's funny, to take up kind strangers' time by pretending to be helpless and unsure of things?

You should meditate on your choices in life, and consider how your actions affect others.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
You know what? I'll bet you know exactly what sushi is and HAVE eaten it before; I'll bet you don't even think you need to microwave sushi. I suspect you're making this all up, I guess to try to "troll"?

I don't understand why someone would do that, go online and pretend to be ignorant just to get a reaction out of people. Do you think it's funny, to take up kind strangers' time by pretending to be helpless and unsure of things?

You should meditate on your choices in life, and consider how your actions affect others.
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And just like that Ultrapenguin got deleted from this year's Christmas card list.
 
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