Would you rather:
* Be fucked by the woman of your choosing (your grandmother) ((while she wears a strap-on with a your-size artificial penis)) while she wears a condom with the exterior is lined with razor blades
* Fuck her, but the condom is inside out and inside of her amhole
This is all a trick to make everyone post disgusting images that will only strengthen @Bargain Bin Laden's boner. Don't fall for it, post actual attractive women in order to slay the beast.