Fire Relief Fund

[Varis]

Wow, that's more art supplies than I expected. And a LOT more Axe.

 

[Smutley]

Is anyone else disappointed Null didn't include gift cards to Walmart, Target, The Game PLace, and Fashion Square Mall?

 

[Null]

I didn't have access to Walmart and Target, and I'm pretty sure two local businesses don't have gift cards.

 

[RV 229]

You got to use the graphics after all!

But in all seriousness, I'm glad you kept everything positive. Chris could use some of that in his life.

 

[Spaulding]

I'm glad you decided to make the letter public, Null. If there's any chance that Chris's Facebook "friends" lurk here, they can now see an example of what they should be writing to Chris. It's a pity that Chris probably won't keep hate out of his heart or utilize the art supplies to any great extent, but hey, at least you tried instead of sending him Dunkin' Donuts calendars and "positive energy".

 

[Holdek]

Is anyone else disappointed Null didn't include gift cards to...The Game PLace...?

If he had done that he might as well have included a package of adult diapers.

 

[Smutley]

I didn't have access to Walmart and Target, and I'm pretty sure two local businesses don't have gift cards.

They both do, but...

Is anyone else disappointed Null didn't include gift cards to Walmart, Target, The Game PLace, and Fashion Square Mall?

Why? So Chris would have an excuse to continue to harass the poor souls who had the misfortune of owning businesses in the same town that he lives in?

 

[José Mourinho]

Good job, Null!

 

[Some JERK]

i said i was really looking forward to see what you guys came up with, and you did not disappoint. What an awesome thing to do. The note was great, Null. Hopefully it reaches him on some level or another. Of course, people are going to be quick to point out that Chris will probably shit all over the gesture, and that it's all so much "wasted effort", but i agree with Null's reasoning. It's a test case. Chris is going to be in dire need sooner or later when Barb passes, and whatever he does now will serve as either an encouragement or a warning to people who might feel like helping him out when that day comes.

 

[Himawari]

This only just occurred to me, but does FedEx go through the US Post Office at any point, where the Chandlers' mail is being held? Or are they gonna go straight to the charred remains of 14BC and leave the package there?

 

[Null]

This only just occurred to me, but does FedEx go through the US Post Office at any point, where the Chandlers' mail is being held? Or are they gonna go straight to the charred remains of 14BC and leave the package there?

Chris has requested all packages go to his home address. The clerk from the insurance office said that they would only be collecting packages for that week.

 

[A-Stump]

i said i was really looking forward to see what you guys came up with, and you did not disappoint. What an awesome thing to do. The note was great, Null. Hopefully it reaches him on some level or another. Of course, people are going to be quick to point out that Chris will probably shit all over the gesture, and that it's all so much "wasted effort", but i agree with Null's reasoning. It's a test case. Chris is going to be in dire need sooner or later when Barb passes, and whatever he does now will serve as either an encouragement or a warning to people who might feel like helping him out when that day comes.

I still don't know why people on the Internet need to take care of a man who does nothing for himself, will do nothing for himself, and has no reason to do anything for himself. It's better to teach a lesson to someone through examples and its not like the Internet is going to be around forever for him. Eventually he'll pass into memory and he'll be the guy who everyone babied, unwilling to lift a finger even when he needs to. Sometimes life is rough and a rough life should be a catalyst for change, not more of the ho-hum same. I personally think this idea of an actual Pet Lolcow is going to hurt him more in the future than anything.

 

[Null]

Take it to a different thread. I've answered this like 10 times.

People have followed Chris for years, and when you watch someone this closely for that long you start to feel like you know him. A lot of people want to help Chris in some way, and this is an opportunity that has presented itself to do some good, even if he doesn't particularly show appreciation for it.

 

[Holdek]

i said i was really looking forward to see what you guys came up with, and you did not disappoint. What an awesome thing to do. The note was great, Null. Hopefully it reaches him on some level or another. Of course, people are going to be quick to point out that Chris will probably shit all over the gesture, and that it's all so much "wasted effort", but i agree with Null's reasoning. It's a test case. Chris is going to be in dire need sooner or later when Barb passes, and whatever he does now will serve as either an encouragement or a warning to people who might feel like helping him out when that day comes.

I still don't know why

Your letters have been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.

 

[Some JERK]

i said i was really looking forward to see what you guys came up with, and you did not disappoint. What an awesome thing to do. The note was great, Null. Hopefully it reaches him on some level or another. Of course, people are going to be quick to point out that Chris will probably shit all over the gesture, and that it's all so much "wasted effort", but i agree with Null's reasoning. It's a test case. Chris is going to be in dire need sooner or later when Barb passes, and whatever he does now will serve as either an encouragement or a warning to people who might feel like helping him out when that day comes.

I still don't know why people on the Internet need to take care of a man who does nothing for himself, will do nothing for himself, and has no reason to do anything for himself. It's better to teach a lesson to someone through examples and its not like the Internet is going to be around forever for him. Eventually he'll pass into memory and he'll be the guy who everyone babied, unwilling to lift a finger even when he needs to. Sometimes life is rough and a rough life should be a catalyst for change, not more of the ho-hum same. I personally think this idea of an actual Pet Lolcow is going to hurt him more in the future than anything.

You're against it. Got it.

No, really.

 

[spaps]

i said i was really looking forward to see what you guys came up with, and you did not disappoint. What an awesome thing to do. The note was great, Null. Hopefully it reaches him on some level or another. Of course, people are going to be quick to point out that Chris will probably shit all over the gesture, and that it's all so much "wasted effort", but i agree with Null's reasoning. It's a test case. Chris is going to be in dire need sooner or later when Barb passes, and whatever he does now will serve as either an encouragement or a warning to people who might feel like helping him out when that day comes.

I still don't know why people on the Internet need to take care of a man who does nothing for himself, will do nothing for himself, and has no reason to do anything for himself. It's better to teach a lesson to someone through examples and its not like the Internet is going to be around forever for him. Eventually he'll pass into memory and he'll be the guy who everyone babied, unwilling to lift a finger even when he needs to. Sometimes life is rough and a rough life should be a catalyst for change, not more of the ho-hum same. I personally think this idea of an actual Pet Lolcow is going to hurt him more in the future than anything.

Hi A-Stump!

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Your letters have been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.

You're against it. Got it.

No, really.

Hi A-Stump!

Null said what he had to say in response and that's the end of it.

Thanks.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

i said i was really looking forward to see what you guys came up with, and you did not disappoint. What an awesome thing to do. The note was great, Null. Hopefully it reaches him on some level or another. Of course, people are going to be quick to point out that Chris will probably shit all over the gesture, and that it's all so much "wasted effort", but i agree with Null's reasoning. It's a test case. Chris is going to be in dire need sooner or later when Barb passes, and whatever he does now will serve as either an encouragement or a warning to people who might feel like helping him out when that day comes.

I still don't know why people on the Internet need to take care of a man who does nothing for himself, will do nothing for himself, and has no reason to do anything for himself. It's better to teach a lesson to someone through examples and its not like the Internet is going to be around forever for him. Eventually he'll pass into memory and he'll be the guy who everyone babied, unwilling to lift a finger even when he needs to. Sometimes life is rough and a rough life should be a catalyst for change, not more of the ho-hum same. I personally think this idea of an actual Pet Lolcow is going to hurt him more in the future than anything.

Brother, you do it because it is the right thing to do. You do it not for praise or thanks, but because it helps a human being that really needs it. If Chris craps all over this gesture, man, then he does. He has the mind of a child, brother. He isn't normal. Remember that.

And good job, Null. That letter is incredible and the contents of the package were perfect.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

I'm okay having the Hulkster say his peace, brothers.

However, my previous post still applies.

Sincerely,

President Jack Tunney

 

[Varis]

Did Null remove the FedEx tracking link, or am I just derp?