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Berrakh said:
Those are all various separate subjects with no connecting theme. Many of them not even specifically critical of Hilda but just relevant to her in some way. You just searched the thread for every time I mentioned Hilda. One of them was even from February. Certainly not a contiguous discussion from only a few weeks ago.

The closest was my sperging about Dorothea. And how quickly people will call her an OF thot for… not wanting to date them (or being raised as a piece of sexual barter) but ignore how thots try to act ditzy like Hilda. And Hilda was written to act ditzy like a thot. If you look into data on “sex work” they often enough come from cushy backgrounds and essentially fear getting a real job, like Hilda.

I think maybe you should change your avi to Hilda @Gravemind since you’ve also argued I don’t like hot women in video games in another thread just a few moments ago! Obviously you felt moved to do that by my not liking Hilda.
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It's another "Hilda is an OF thot" rant.
 
Berrakh said:
Those are all various separate subjects with no connecting theme. Many of them not even specifically critical of Hilda but just relevant to her in some way. You just searched the thread for every time I mentioned Hilda. One of them was even from February. Certainly not a contiguous discussion from only a few weeks ago.

The closest was my sperging about Dorothea. And how quickly people will call her an OF thot for… not wanting to date them (or being raised as a piece of sexual barter) but ignore how thots try to act ditzy like Hilda. And Hilda was written to act ditzy like a thot. If you look into data on “sex work” they often enough come from cushy backgrounds and essentially fear getting a real job, like Hilda.

I think maybe you should change your avi to Hilda @Gravemind since you’ve also argued I don’t like hot women in video games in another thread just a few moments ago! Obviously you felt moved to do that by my not liking Hilda.
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But seriously, do you want an body pillow or an fleshlight? Because it sounds like you really need one of them, right now.
 
Berrakh said:
I think it’s weird that Hilda is just a twitch thot. But it has proven that twitch thots are an authentic sex symbol since nobody hates her for it. Even places which claim to hate twitch thots and Roman Flowers type girls like 4chan
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Gravemind said:
It's another "Hilda is an OF thot" rant.
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This is retarded, we should post Hilda builds instead, this is from my latest VW Maddening run:

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I've found she makes for a decent unit to snipe armors with and it's fun to simply nuke enemies with Bolting after so many times the enemy mages pop up with only that tome and far from reach.
 
Gravemind said:
It's another "Hilda is an OF thot" rant.
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I’d say more of an e-girl. Sort of like Juri. OF thot is hyperbolic I admit.
NerdShamer said:
But seriously, do you want an body pillow or an fleshlight? Because it sounds like you really need one of them, right now.
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I always get told that if you criticize a thot their simps will insist you need your genitals stimulated.

I don’t even need to post the soyjak this mentality merits.
 
HIVidaBoheme said:
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This is retarded, we should post Hilda builds instead, this is from my latest VW Maddening run:

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I've found she makes for a decent unit to snipe armors with and it's fun to simply nuke enemies with Bolting after so many times the enemy mages pop up with only that tome and far from reach.
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That's a cool build :) Never thought to make her a Mage, never thought she had the magic growths to make it work as anything other than a meme. It's fun to talk about video games and not our perverted obsessions with fictional women :)
 
can't believe the nigga with an evangelion avi is an obsessive autistic retard about the honor and integrity of anime sluts in a grooming simulator

Can we just admit already, as a collective, that three houses was the absolute worst thing to happen to this series, even more than a gacha, and that the cope of that game having a particularly good story and characters only exists because of pornbrain freak feels-before-reals fanfiction? Yes, I am mad. It falls apart under any semblance of real scrutiny just as easily as the stupidest-written entries in this series do while also, in my humble opinion, being extremely unfun to actually PLAY, but gets a pass from the psychotic audience it drew in from Dangan Ronpa and Persona or whatever the fuck because the script is long and weirdo pretentious cumbrains are obsessed with high school/hogwarts settings. I fucking hate it. I hate what discourse of my nintendo anime strategy RPG series by the creators of Warioware and Paper Mario has become on EVERY corner of the internet.
 
NerdShamer said:
No, we'd expected you to spend your day with

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Bro, don't be a coomer.

Now that Hilda was brought up, it made me realize how plain and uninteresting the characters are in that game.

I've seen autismos unironically say that Edelgard is one of the best antagonists in fiction.

RurkerHivemind said:
So what did Mekkah do again 10 years ago that Donlot won't answer?
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He got drunk and shared a hotel room with one of his "shiny boyz".
 
Loomer the Bully said:
Bro, don't be a coomer.

Now that Hilda was brought up, it made me realize how plain and uninteresting the characters are in that game.

I've seen autismos unironically say that Edelgard is one of the best antagonists in fiction.



He got drunk and shared a hotel room with one of his "shiny boyz".
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Bruh.......
 
NerdShamer said:
No, we'd expected you to spend your day with

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He was dying to post his porn. The things you fags think are dunks.

Gravemind said:
You have been so far.
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And yet…

mrs thickness said:
can't believe the nigga with an evangelion avi is an obsessive autistic retard about the honor and integrity of anime sluts in a grooming simulator

Can we just admit already, as a collective, that three houses was the absolute worst thing to happen to this series, even more than a gacha, and that the cope of that game having a particularly good story and characters only exists because of pornbrain freak feels-before-reals fanfiction? Yes, I am mad. It falls apart under any semblance of real scrutiny just as easily as the stupidest-written entries in this series do while also, in my humble opinion, being extremely unfun to actually PLAY, but gets a pass from the psychotic audience it drew in from Dangan Ronpa and Persona or whatever the fuck because the script is long and weirdo pretentious cumbrains are obsessed with high school/hogwarts settings. I fucking hate it. I hate what discourse of my nintendo anime strategy RPG series by the creators of Warioware and Paper Mario has become on EVERY corner of the internet.
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God what a loser

NerdShamer said:
How is it my fault that modern gaming is catering to them?
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Which is why it’s worth pointing out the characters who appeal to the collective gooners out there.

I hope Baalbuddy isn’t pretending to not be a coomer though.
 
Berrakh said:
He was dying to post his porn. The things you fags think are dunks.


And yet…


God what a loser


Which is why it’s worth pointing out the characters who appeal to the collective gooners out there.

I hope Baalbuddy isn’t pretending to not be a coomer though.
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"And yet" indeed.

Also why would Baalbuddy ever pretend that he isn't a coomer? Man is still doing porn on the side.
 
mrs thickness said:
can't believe the nigga with an evangelion avi is an obsessive autistic retard about the honor and integrity of anime sluts in a grooming simulator

Can we just admit already, as a collective, that three houses was the absolute worst thing to happen to this series, even more than a gacha, and that the cope of that game having a particularly good story and characters only exists because of pornbrain freak feels-before-reals fanfiction? Yes, I am mad. It falls apart under any semblance of real scrutiny just as easily as the stupidest-written entries in this series do while also, in my humble opinion, being extremely unfun to actually PLAY, but gets a pass from the psychotic audience it drew in from Dangan Ronpa and Persona or whatever the fuck because the script is long and weirdo pretentious cumbrains are obsessed with high school/hogwarts settings. I fucking hate it. I hate what discourse of my nintendo anime strategy RPG series by the creators of Warioware and Paper Mario has become on EVERY corner of the internet.
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Three Houses was the worst fucking thing in the world and I sunk 120 hours in it and only beat the DLC and 3 main characters routes. That's how much I loved Fire Emblem 7 - 10, I was willing to suffer through Fire Emblem 17. Back in the day, the anime girls were hot, the games were hotter. I LOVED fire emblem when I was a kid, and solving the puzzles of maps, the brief flashes of challenge in the DLC maps, and me being able to forgive the retards in KT Vietnam and KT China for not being able to slap together a decent looking game for only 100 dorra wasn't a problem. That's how much I loved that shit, I repeat, I sunk over a hundred hours into Three Houses.

If you think the game is good kill yourself. I'm not the first to say this but I hope you fucking kill yourselves if you think fans didn't get fucking robbed.

That game is a piece of fucking shit and I'm a goddamned fucking retard. I came back to gaming with the Switch generation, so I gave Pokemon and Fire Emblem another try. That's 215 dollars wasted between Let's Go Pikachu, Shield, and Fire Emblem 17 + its DLC (the only 7 maps worth playing btw). Never fucking again. And honestly after what an uneven, low-improvement , unambitious and cheap and lazy piece of shit Xenoblade 3 was, I'm probably not even going to touch a monolithsoft game again, in spite of the fact that they could make a great game and choose to make just-okay kind of playable games. Maybe they will, I'm a sucker and a fucking retard and I'm well off enough to always have 60 bucks to burn.

But back to Fire Emblem Three Houses:
It's ugly, I know it's Viets and Han programming, but it's fucking ugly and it'd be ugly on a phone and it'd be ugly 10 years ago and it'd be ugly 20 years ago too.
It's incoherent, none of the story makes a lick of fucking sense, everyone at the monastery is so suspicious and untrustworthy and uncharismatic I legit thought they were the bad guys when the chick with big tits asked me if I hated the government and the sneaky, suspicious fucks who gave me a cushy job for no reason
It's unfinished, Black Eagles is a fucking rush job, it's awful, the writing is awful, none of it makes sense, why is anything happening, who are any of these people, why am i alive
It's retarded, literally none of the story beats work, all of the actors are bad, the art is cheap looking, the cutscenes are prerendered and 15 fps
It's not fun to do almost anything, seriously, are there any great maps? Why could they not pull off a dynamic, 3 party turn-based conflict with the Switch? They couldn't figure out how to make fog of war effects work in Fire Emblem?
There are 0 tactics whatsoever, what the fuck is even happening, concepts like unit cohesion, positioning, high ground, all get turned into an RPG big number win bullshit fest
Why is the girl frog woman wearing torn up medieval times stripper clothes--I know why really, but it's so stupid. It's so stupid. Why is it so stupid

Why does this have to suck in order for low rent porn to get drawn, in Japan, of characters that aren't even that popular or hot
These games could have been about dynasties fighting over a territory against secretive cults and foreign nations, instead it's about farming affection points to efficiently get everyone to an optimal class build since maddening is more frustrating and slow-paced and boring than difficult

At least monolith struck gold in XC2 with Pyra, people are going to be masturbating to that cartoon for a century, but IS and their retard artists still haven't topped fucking Lyn, a green haired bitch in a same-colored qipao. That's not exactly the height of creativity in character design, that's lazy even for the 90s. Here's the thing--I know I didn't age out of being retarded and autistic. I LIKED Xenoblade 2, I liked that it felt like an uncompromising ecchi game that gobbled up too much money somehow, and for some retarded reason everyone agreed the money should be spent on a story about a weird idea about what if a German weeaboo dreamed and was the god of an anime--that shit almost crosses into the lofty realms of art, especially when the story goes off the rails and the writer and editor are both clearly drunk and you're helping a grandpa furby escape some insane sexbot/killbot factory only to discover climate change means you have to tell the pope to not genocide the catpeople, it's so retarded it almost loops back into reality.

FE: Three Houses is more tedious than my fucking writing about a retarded coomer game being actually good if you squint your eyes and tilt your head funny. At last it's even dumber and gayer than me right now at this moment
 
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