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Alphinaud and Urainger are the ones who die on me the most in trusts. If you REALLY want stupid AI though try running squadrons in dungeons.
 
If you REALLY want stupid AI though try running squadrons in dungeons.
Squadrons are specifically coded to have extreme damage reduction for certain mechanics (e.g. dragon sideswipes in The Stone Vigil), and will outright ignore other ones (e.g. they don't get the debuffs in The Aurum Vale that you otherwise have to cure with Morbol Fruit.)
Plus they're kinda cracked if you have them at +5 Offensive Tactics or +5 Balanced Tactics.

Alphinaud and Urainger are the ones who die on me the most in trusts.
lol both of the healers are shit, is this when you're tanking or dpsing? if it's tanking it's likely due to them not being coded properly to be able to handle w2w pulls and they spend too much time in hardcast animations so can't move out of aoes like they're playing Shadowbringers White Mage
 
if it's tanking it's likely due to them not being coded properly to be able to handle w2w pulls and they spend too much time in hardcast animations so can't move out of aoes like they're playing Shadowbringers White Mage
I've had them drop in bosses. I've also seen certain DPS Trusts capable of rezzing them depending on the character (Alisaie, Y'shtola, I think I've seen G'raha abuse his multirole privilege once but don't quote me on that).
 
I've had them drop in bosses. I've also seen certain DPS Trusts capable of rezzing them depending on the character (Alisaie, Y'shtola, I think I've seen G'raha abuse his multirole privilege once but don't quote me on that).
Iirc this is because the boss was in the wrong position when a mechanic happened so they didn't have enough time to get to their predetermined safespot.

If Y'shtola can decide to combat raise as a BLM, G'raha naturally can.
 
Iirc this is because the boss was in the wrong position when a mechanic happened so they didn't have enough time to get to their predetermined safespot.
I find that questionable when I see 2/3 of the Trusts move to their own safe spots with the 3rd having plenty of time to do so, but simply choosing not to. Sometimes they also just let themselves melt to roomwide AoEs. Trusts do some really silly shit sometimes.
 
I find that questionable when I see 2/3 of the Trusts move to their own safe spots with the 3rd having plenty of time to do so, but simply choosing not to. Sometimes they also just let themselves melt to roomwide AoEs. Trusts do some really silly shit sometimes.
I think it's amazing that SE made sure people playing trusts get the authentic multiplayer experience by having the bots cook themselves to mechanics anyone capable of basic hand-eye coordination would avoid.
 
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His entire content has been leaked on Kemono already and it's just really mid nude mods of his femra posing. And yes it's a he, it's the Fashionista dude who ran the FFXIV streamer clip channel during the 2021 boom where tons of streamers came over to try the game.

A bit of back story: Previously him and his girlfriend (the latter being the original owner of the channel, then a FFXIV fashion channel hence the name "The Fashionista", before he repurposed it into a FFXIV streamer clip channel. Before that him and his girlfriend were involved in the late Moogle Post, a FFXIV fan news site that got shut down following the other owner (a guy named Oldbear) apparently being outed as a sexpest. Supposedly both Lulu and his GF ran cover for him, and still do to this day. Rebranding themselves after Moogle Post shut down as a wholesome streamer clip channel (none of said streamers ever learned of their past protecting a sexpest or didn't care). There was one video where he made a tribute to Asmon's mom after she died, only to be immediately followed by him doing his stupid dance to goofy music. Anyway this grift worked out for a while until they were demonetized for just uploading streamer clips with no commentary (unless you count his shitty femra dancing around inbetween clips) and started their patreon (gaining 2k a month at that point) After that the channel died because nobody fucked FFXIV MSQ streamers after EW so they had nothing to clip. Apparently he tried to become a vtuber, spent thousands on a model, and that became a failed venture because nobody watched him.

He has supposed either sold off the channel to somebody else, or is still running it and but now pretending to be a girl with an AI voice, and has started catering to the doomer crowd and now just shits on the game, while running a patreon serving as a glorified onlyfans where he pretends to be a girl and does what seems to be femdom shit and posts modded nude images of his FFXIV avatar. He has as of posting over 240 paid members. Yes really. Whether Lulu, his girlfriend, or their rapist buddy Oldbear are involved in the channel at all at this point or if it was indeed sold off to somebody else is unknown.

NSFW (Full patreon leaks): https://kemono.su/patreon/user/50710672
 
This wasnt on my bingo card. Idk whats worse, paying for a digital character lewds or setting up an onlyfan for a digital character and expecting success. We are so fucked.
 
An Axe to Grind VIII and I Am the Warrior IV done, which means I can now be declared legally retarded with an IQ of 20
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His entire content has been leaked on Kemono already and it's just really mid nude mods of his femra posing. And yes it's a he, it's the Fashionista dude who ran the FFXIV streamer clip channel during the 2021 boom where tons of streamers came over to try the game.

A bit of back story: Previously him and his girlfriend (the latter being the original owner of the channel, then a FFXIV fashion channel hence the name "The Fashionista", before he repurposed it into a FFXIV streamer clip channel. Before that him and his girlfriend were involved in the late Moogle Post, a FFXIV fan news site that got shut down following the other owner (a guy named Oldbear) apparently being outed as a sexpest. Supposedly both Lulu and his GF ran cover for him, and still do to this day. Rebranding themselves after Moogle Post shut down as a wholesome streamer clip channel (none of said streamers ever learned of their past protecting a sexpest or didn't care). There was one video where he made a tribute to Asmon's mom after she died, only to be immediately followed by him doing his stupid dance to goofy music. Anyway this grift worked out for a while until they were demonetized for just uploading streamer clips with no commentary (unless you count his shitty femra dancing around inbetween clips) and started their patreon (gaining 2k a month at that point) After that the channel died because nobody fucked FFXIV MSQ streamers after EW so they had nothing to clip. Apparently he tried to become a vtuber, spent thousands on a model, and that became a failed venture because nobody watched him.

He has supposed either sold off the channel to somebody else, or is still running it and but now pretending to be a girl with an AI voice, and has started catering to the doomer crowd and now just shits on the game, while running a patreon serving as a glorified onlyfans where he pretends to be a girl and does what seems to be femdom shit and posts modded nude images of his FFXIV avatar. He has as of posting over 240 paid members. Yes really. Whether Lulu, his girlfriend, or their rapist buddy Oldbear are involved in the channel at all at this point or if it was indeed sold off to somebody else is unknown.

NSFW (Full patreon leaks): https://kemono.su/patreon/user/50710672
Could have been a fetishistic freak of nature like most modbeasts. Points for staying somewhat plausible
 
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>Like BLM the most
>find out its getting the Summoner tard treatment for simplicity.
>Picto still out DMGing everything as far as I can see

Welp. Probably not gonna resub and wait till next expansion or .4?
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Alphinaud and Urainger are the ones who die on me the most in trusts. If you REALLY want stupid AI though try running squadrons in dungeons.
I know that feel
 
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I always knew Lulu was a colossal faggot on the same level as Meoni. Not just because they like larping as a girl.
What is it with men wanting to pretend to be women? Ya'll are weird as fuck.
The fact that people are willing to spend money to get modded naked screenshots of some dumb nigger's modbeast femra who they KNOW is a dude makes me wish the whole world would suffer a heat death so everyone can just fucking die.
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What’s is it about with femra that attracts the most unstable and batshit insane players and modbeasts? MissCallistis/Meme Lizard is another femra modbeast gooner played by a man that pops up in discussions on 4chan.
 
What’s is it about with femra that attracts the most unstable and batshit insane players and modbeasts? MissCallistis/Meme Lizard is another femra modbeast gooner played by a man that pops up in discussions on 4chan.
They're the conventional choice to go with if you take walks on the weeb side, and it's laughably easy to make them look good in glams. Two things that're like catnip to modbeasts and batshit insane sorts of all stripes.
 
it's laughably easy to make them look good in glams. Two things that're like catnip to modbeasts and batshit insane sorts of all stripes.
It's too bad that 90% of them look like I wouldn't wipe my ass with them with how bad their glamor choices are in reality.
The side effect of being a race that's played by mostly men with way too many neck chins.
 
>find out its getting the Summoner tard treatment for simplicity.
I would argue it's even simpler than Summoner if the changes go through. It will genuinely be the easiest caster with the least amount of things to manage, and similarly the least amount of room for just about any optimization.

You have paradox-ice (or thunder, or xeno) -> transpose -> firestarter, and you can despair -> swiftcast -> flare star as your only optimizations left, the former of which is something that should no longer ever be missed because firestarter procs are endless as opposed to 30s.

Triplecast is no longer a gain on anything but Flare Star due to the reduced cast times. Xenoglossy is now something you dump in burst 100% of the time, rather than as-is with certain edge-cases with fights where you need to bank them for extended movement phases. There will never be a circumstance where it maths out to swiftcast a single-target flare just to fire off a flare-star sooner because you won't have long enough for a full fire phase, because now you always have enough time for a full fire phase. It's genuinely easier than WHM.
 
What’s is it about with femra that attracts the most unstable and batshit insane players and modbeasts? MissCallistis/Meme Lizard is another femra modbeast gooner played by a man that pops up in discussions on 4chan.
They're the small and petite comparison to the chad and tall slightly more bestial male, unlike the cats who are supposed to be gigastacies while the males are rare betas
It also hits the tumblr "my OC is avktualyl half dragon and has cool horns" autism, it was also the other non human race that looked cute and allowed you to "not be like the other catgirl sluts"
 
They're the small and petite comparison to the chad and tall slightly more bestial male, unlike the cats who are supposed to be gigastacies while the males are rare betas
It also hits the tumblr "my OC is avktualyl half dragon and has cool horns" autism, it was also the other non human race that looked cute and allowed you to "not be like the other catgirl sluts"
Femhroths are also new to this xpac.

Femra had seven years to stew in the fandom soup at this point.
 
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