Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

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I think there was an attempt but it fizzled out and there was a time when people played on different servers so there wasn't really a unified guild so to speak.
There was an attempt with a cross-world linkshell on Crystal, but that didn't get much traction. I think there were three people in there at most, including myself?
It's not impossible, but it's a bit of a hassle. It also doesn't have to expose opsec, but as I think this thread goes to show, many users imagine themselves as better than they actually are at opsec.

As about the only way I could really see myself getting back into the game (given how the next expac looks to be more of the same: the game) would be to be able to chat with people who I can reasonably assume aren't mouth-breathing retards, I'd again lay out the steps you'd have to take to reasonably make it happen.

First off, Discord. Not linkshells. Not FCs. Linkshells and FCs operate within the game, and if you're speaking at all like actual humans speak, it's easy grounds for termination. No reason to risk throwing your account away because you like the word retard. Yes, some people have been actioned for shit they say out of the game, but that largely concerns the area of harassment campaigns as far as I can tell, which is more generally actionable even by other games that are more lenient. It's also harder to prove that this player is this account, which brings me to the next point:

Throwaway discord accounts. If your actual discord account has details pertaining to your identity, just make a throwaway one lacking it with a throwaway email. These don't play nice with VPNs, but the trick is that you can log into one on a particular web browser. So, say, if you use le shill lion for most things, use firefox to log into a burner discord and only ever interface with it there. If your actual discord account has no information that could reveal anything about you, then you wouldn't need to worry. You have to make sure you don't log out of that account, as if you run a VPN, Discord will require you to give them a phone number and otherwise lock you out. (Even then, you could just make another burner and ask for another invite, really.)

Most of the power level / opsec concerns stem from two points: people have usernames that are easily tracked, and people get comfortable in ways they shouldn't and reveal too much about themselves. These are both easy to sidestep, and yet you also have to know that they will not be sidestepped by at least a few people. Not unlike the forums here.

And there - viola. That was it? That was it. You can set up a chat channel, an LFG channel, an ERP channel, a channel to debate whether the breadbasket of the western hemisphere has bread meat and cheese, whatever the fuck you want. It really is that simple both to make the thing and to make a burner account to interact with it.

But this brings me to the final considerations, and what usually torpedoes this: sensitivity.
Some peoples' in-game character names will be tied to their real-life information, and there's no real way around that.
Some peoples' characters operate in positions of authority within the game's features that would be compromised if some dedicated, permanently-online retard spent the effort to join the server and try to 'dox' their character name.

For both of these concerns, there isn't really a way around it... well, except to make an alt character that is in no way associated with your main.

Given FF14's overall structure, I imagine most people stick with one and then drop it, but if you really wanted to find more people to play the game with who weren't total retards, you could take this route and bite the bullet. Hell, you could make a whole FC of fresh characters with no ties to anything else, and thus the only sensitivity exposure would be if you, yourself, had a blabbermouth. Well, and if someone in the FC said something that was verboten, the getup could get the kibosh, since the GMs can still see what other characters are on the account.

Which brings me to the final overall hurdle: lots of kiwis are avowedly antisocial. So even getting enough interest to get as low-maintenance of a project as this off the ground requires a bit of dedicated effort to keep advertising the idea. Because a lot of people just... don't like interacting with people.

And there's also the more clinical side of antisocial - there are a lot of people here who are not the best examples of functioning humans. Whoever runs the project expressly has to dedicate a small amount of space in their head to culling, say, people who are in their late 50s who jewsperg every fucking minute of every fucking day while lusting after women under the age of 20.

That said, it isn't like that's generally that common. Yes, if you advertised the server on something like the old MATI server, you'd probably get a lot of the underaged edgelords in the middle of transitioning that populated that server.

If you just advertise here, and you only give it to people who send a message - presto, you've got a small little server of a few folks who can shoot the breeze and (probably) just spend the entire time bitching about trannies while they grind eureka shit or whatever you people do.

I've had plenty of positive experiences with kiwis outside of the site through the burner-discord method, but I'm also a fairly social person who isn't retarded enough as to expose any alias I use anywhere else through that. FF14 is just as doable, but it does have a few extra hurdles to consider that make it a bit more involved than organizing people to play something like SS13 or even WoW.
 
Re: the insane troon who is trying to get the woman who sings the good songs cancelled, SE would be insane to fire or do anything to her, players will notice and all it would take is a small spark to set this troon on fucking fire, particularly if JP players get angry about it *at all*.
Yes the youtubers would not fully cover it because troon, but you know a certain BALD guy is likely to mention the drama and drop juuuuuuuuuuust enough details for their audience to connect the dots, particularly since his opinion on the FF14 community is quite low already and he knows how they like to play the drama game.

In any case I hope the troon keeps going after everyone and everything and (literally) set themselves on fire in protest, I heard it worked wonders for the last one who did it.

Also the only way that nigger has a "female skeletal structure" is if you count TES:oblivion character creator as a phenotype.

p.s. his shtick about "females with Y chromies can get totally preggers" shit is patently wrong, CAIS females completely lack a womb and ovaries, females with Swyer Syndrome are also infertile (the uterus is sometimes present, often hypoplastic) and can only bear children by artificial methods, they can't produce ovaries, you fucking retarded troon.
 
So I know that this thread was started in like 2017 but I want to get into the game. Do you guys still have a Kiwi-specific server or guild or something?
I wouldn't recommend associating your character with anything Kiwi, even if it is super secret. Find your own FC on your own server away from the website. I can give some advice you might want to start.

If you're on NA you're picking either Aether to play the game, or Crystal for RP. On Crystal, Balmung is the origin point for all tranny activity. The Quicksand in Ul'Dah is where troons hang out and yell about transphobia and fuck each other in the street. It's also the same place where people go to dress their catgirl in the sluttiest outfit they can so they can bitch about being sexualized and how sex is so gross. Mateus is sort of the same. On Aether Gilgamesh is known as the hardcore raiding server but these days I don't know anyone who really gets excited about hardcore raiding. You can play world world, even cross DC so easy now that if you care about raiding it really doesn't matter where you're from.

When in doubt pick a preferred server because you'll get an xp boost for being on a low pop server. Find the biggest FC you can possibly find where you can go completely unnoticed, disable FC chat and never be bothered with random people begging you to join their shitty FC. A big FC will never have trouble keeping up max level buffs that can also boost xp, reduce teleport costs, and more depending on what they have active at the time.

I recommend playing solo and finding friends on accident. Best way to meet people is either through duty finder or joining farm parties in party finder. People are really kind to sprouts and will usually trip over to help you. Everyone AFKs in Limsa so if you really have a question you can use shout chat there and you might get a real answer. The game now has NPC support so you can run all the story dungeons solo. I recommend it if you're trying to learn to tank. If you are going to play tank know that you are expected to keep running forward and pull every pack until you can't go any further. Either do your first few dungeons with duty support until you learn how to properly pull and mitigate, or tell your party that you're new and still learning. Odds are someone will walk you through it. Healers and Tanks are actually just green and blue DPS classes. Healing and tanking is a small fraction of what you will be doing, the rest is DPS.

Learn how to dodge AOEs. The game only tracks positions at the moment the cast is completed. The visual attack is totally meaningless. You can stand in fire and be fine as long as you weren't in it when the cast completed. Likewise you will get hit if you wait for the visual effect and try to dodge it. All characters, no matter what race, have a hitbox that is a tiny dot in the center or your character model. The game only checks that tiny dot to determine if you are in range of an AOE or not. There's a lot of ways to abuse this to your advantage. The game is built assuming you will take advantage of these quirks. Even though it seems like an exploit, or faulty netcode, it's just the way the game is built.

Biggest advice is to take your time. There's a lot of old Evergreen content in the game so you don't need to sprint to the current patch. You can if you want but you don't need to. FFXIV is a game about options so play around with different jobs and content, see what you like. If you want to do old raids you'll need to advertise a group in party finder. Don't worry because other players get a bonus for helping someone complete a duty for the first time. Just advertise first run bonus and it'll fill, or a max level will carry you.
 
The game may be getting stale, but I can always count on the soundtrack to be amazing. The last saving grace for me personally.
Yup, but I'm always mildly annoyed how the final patch suffers because it's all hands on deck for the next expansion, would it kill one of the music team to add lyrics to some of the 6.5 songs? Like "Myths of the Realm" slaps as a song, but add lyrics and it'd go even harder.
 
Either do your first few dungeons with duty support until you learn how to properly pull and mitigate, or tell your party that you're new and still learning. Odds are someone will walk you through it.
For tanking, specifically, it's really just better to hop in.

Bot healers hardcast and have shitty throughput. You'll die if you pull too much. Player healers will dps while letting you get down to 10% then top you up in two GCDs. It's a very different experience.
 
Player healers will dps while letting you get down to 10% then top you up in two GCDs.
With the caveat, of course, that these are mildly-competent players.
The reality is, tanking is the easiest role, but at lower levels you are at the mercy of chance.

You have no tools, 95% of your 'rotation' will be the one AoE ability you have, and you'll have 1-2 mitigation cooldowns that you... just cycle through, one after the other ends, on larger pulls. But if your healer is eating paint, at lower levels, there's not a ton you can do about it. It improves dramatically at higher levels, to the point where it often makes you wonder how so many people can fuck up something so simple.
 
You have no tools, 95% of your 'rotation' will be the one AoE ability you have, and you'll have 1-2 mitigation cooldowns that you... just cycle through, one after the other ends, on larger pulls. But if your healer is eating paint, at lower levels, there's not a ton you can do about it. It improves dramatically at higher levels, to the point where it often makes you wonder how so many people can fuck up something so simple.
That's basic tanking even at high levels.
 
That's basic tanking even at high levels.
You have plenty of tools at high level play if your healer is a mouth-breathing retard, though your basic rotation, yes, is maybe three buttons, usually two.

Warrior obviously has a million defensive cooldowns to heal itself beyond just bloodwhetting, if you really need to paladin can clemency itself (and then after the pull you kick the healer for making you clemency), gunbreaker has excess mitigation abilities that you can pop after the basic -20/-30 run out, and dark knight gets the short stick in that there's about a 9-1 chance a DF healer will ensure Living Dead never goes off, making it unique among the invulnerability buttons as there primarily for moral support (even if you macro it).
 
For tanking, specifically, it's really just better to hop in.

Bot healers hardcast and have shitty throughput. You'll die if you pull too much. Player healers will dps while letting you get down to 10% then top you up in two GCDs. It's a very different experience.
It is very different but I would still recommend it just because there isn't the pressure of having to keep up with real players, and new tanks will still be learning how to quickly pull and aggro the whole pack. Learn to pull one pack first then learn to wall to wall.
 
>My intention is to spotlight a pattern of behavior that is wrong, and my hope is for course correction.

lmao, the gall of this fucking creature, this rancid turd floating in a river of piss, to earnestly believe he's entitled to reach up and Correct somebody whose career is striving to bring beauty to the world, to make people happy, to give people a ray of sunlight in their shit lives. what have you created except a bunch of mopey, self-centered shitposts on a site that's already full of narcissistic losers. your whole life amounts to pissing in an ocean of piss. this is it, this is the peak of your visibility, this is the moment you will be remembered for, getting a beloved singer who has spent the majority of her life trying to make the world happy declared persona non grata as an act of petty revenge, because she correctly blocked you for being an insufferable piss stain. I'd wish misfortunes on this fag but I don't think I could come up with anything worse than waking up and seeing that face in the mirror. holy shit this makes me so MATI. YWNBAW, sneed, nigger, etc.
I've encountered this shitty behavior where the instigator starts shit and pretends to be the civil one the whole time so often that it needs a name. It's not even limited to troons or twitter either.
 
I've encountered this shitty behavior where the instigator starts shit and pretends to be the civil one the whole time so often that it needs a name. It's not even limited to troons or twitter either.
It's called being passive-aggressive. It's a very aggravating thing to encounter IRL too.
 
Hahahaha on what fucking planet, you look more like this Male Roe

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I've encountered this shitty behavior where the instigator starts shit and pretends to be the civil one the whole time so often that it needs a name. It's not even limited to troons or twitter either.
The truly unique thing is how often it happens to people involved with XIV.
 
And here we go…..


Fucking troons going out their way to ruin someone’s reputation who has provided work for SE for 16 years. I used to just be entertained by these losers but I actually have a seething hatred for them now, they infect and ruin everything they actually get their little gross fingers on

Didn't see anyone post this yet but it appears Susan has been officially removed from all upcoming Distant Worlds concerts. I can't get over these euphemisms they keep coming up with, "unforeseen circumstances" "this difficult time" "a troubling day" etc. like Pearl Harbor just got bombed or something when all she did was click the like button on twitter a few times. Troons really are subhuman trash who just want to make the world as ugly and miserable as they are.
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(https://ffdistantworlds.com/concert/montreal23/)
 
Didn't see anyone post this yet but it appears Susan has been officially removed from all upcoming Distant Worlds concerts. I can't get over these euphemisms they keep coming up with, "unforeseen circumstances" "this difficult time" "a troubling day" etc. like Pearl Harbor just got bombed or something when all she did was click the like button on twitter a few times. Troons really are subhuman trash who just want to make the world as ugly and miserable as they are.
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(https://ffdistantworlds.com/concert/montreal23/)
I don't usually let things happening on the internet get me, but this comes very close.

Total Troon Death.
 
It's called being passive-aggressive. It's a very aggravating thing to encounter IRL too.
I don't that's not quite it. I see passive-aggression as making backhanded compliments or doing things to subliminally tell others how much you don't like them without confronting them. This is more like a bully crying about how the victim decide to clock them after the latter had enough of their shit. That's exactly what these troons are: bullies.
 
I don't that's not quite it. I see passive-aggression as making backhanded compliments or doing things to subliminally tell others how much you don't like them without confronting them. This is more like a bully crying about how the victim decide to clock them after the latter had enough of their shit. That's exactly what these troons are: bullies.
Bullies who wield their identity bullshit as both shield and cudgel, and demand to be extolled above others so they can put the boot down on their lesser's necks.
 
Why yes lowering your pants to some insane troon really is going to make me want to spend time and money on square enix products.

Then again these are the same idiots who sat a couple hundred millions on fire with "negress magic caster: the game".
 
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