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I finally cleared the latest EX.

Got nothing to show for it besides 4 totems but I'm just glad I was able to do that fucking numbered mech correctly.

Wew. 🍹

Now to farm for weapons...
 
From what I've read - someone mentioned this a while back, so forgive me if it's wrong - Godbert's whole schtick is that he wants to make a place where everyone can have some escapism from time-to-time; given how Eorzea is, he's wanting to make a place where both adventurers can relax and unwind, and provide some form of employment for the refugees.
Yeah he says so himself during quests in what I believe were either post Stormblood or Shadowbringers where you help improve the lives of the Ala Mhigans and others. He's the only Syndicate member who seems to have any motivation beyond LOADSAMONEY and manipulating the Sultanate. If he wasn't a memelord I'd assume there's a chance he'll make a play at becoming landed royalty but chances are he'd just say he's too busy running around beating monsters to death with his goldsmithing hammer. While nude of course.

It's a large part of why he is giving away the Manderville weapons for a song, he just wishes to do good for the realm and the people in it. Also he enjoys the challenge of putting them together.
 
I have a few pet theories about that :
-Rowena is mostly present in relic weapon quests, doing these takes time, time "fans" would have to take away from their twitter/forum screeching.
-Rowena being kind of an exploiting scumbag is mostly played for laughs, what with her having Gerolt on a leash (and the item tooltip on the commercial manuals), considering the level of emotional intelligence of the stereotypical twitter/forum fan sits squarely at, at times, needing their media to outright tell them how to feel about a scene, well, you can see how they would not have much of an opinion.
-Last but not least : Rowena is a brown woman.
Occam's Razor: FFXIV fans are just too illiterate to even pay attention to the quest text unless it's shoved into the face. See: every fucking idiot who spergs about helping muh Garlemald.
 
Omega Ultimate had the first clear by JP players!...

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...only for people to find out that the DRG used zoomhacks.

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https://youtu.be/hXFllNbrw-0
Dunno how to archive videos on phone, sorry.

The memes coming from this are funny as fuck though.
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DAMN you cougered me! GG discord is having a field day with this. Memes everywhere.
 
Some people from that static made a statement about it:

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Notice how they blame other regions for their use of external tools.
I think the most notable thing is this QRT from someone previously from UNNAMED_:

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DeepL:
I myself benefited from the support in the Purgatory chapter.
Whatever the process, it is true that I benefited from it.
We will be deleting the three characters we are using at this time and suspending their play.
We are sorry for the serious impression that FFXIV has made on you.

Seems pretty excessive imo, but JP autism be damned.
 
I think the funnier effect of this and the memes are people freaking out that this could be what kills plugins for everyone
I don't think I've ever seen a community ever get this assmad over a mod that lets you zoom out your camera. Or the mod that accurately portrays your hitbox by just drawing a dot under your character's feet. Of course, they cheated, and they should get shit on, but when I saw the amount of outrage and autism over this, I was expecting something more than "God in heaven, this man zoomed out the camera, off with his head". At least the memes are funny.

Really would be a shame if this killed plugins, because a lot of people, myself included, pretty much have to use stuff like Noclippy due to being born in unfortunate places, and a lot of plugins add actual QoL shit that Square should've implemented years ago. Such as the ability to zoom out the camera further, because as it stands now, people with superwide monitors can literally see more of the game than people without.
 
Somehow I've missed out on seeing any sneeding about this. The only thing I've seen on Twitter is the memes and mockery.
 
People are memeing the camera a lot but I think the real thing getting dunked on is the fact that a lot of JP raiders like to shit on westerners for using ploggons for things like cosmetics. They're known to shit talk about skill and how people are whiny or lazy for using ploggons, only for them to get caught using them themselves.

You can't talk a big game about being skillful and then get caught using addons that modify the game to give you an unfair advantage. You get caught being a hypocrite, you're gonna eat shit.

My favorite thing are the herds of sheep defending the dumb motherfuckers. "Using a zoom tool is nothing, it doesn't help anyone clear anything, you guys are just assmad that they cleared."

If using a zoom doesn't change anything, why did they use it to begin with??? You use something because you need it, their retarded arguments make no sense.
 
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People are memeing the camera a lot but I think the real thing getting dunked on is the fact that a lot of JP raiders like to shit on westerners for using ploggons for things like cosmetics. They're known to shit talk about skill and how people are whiny or lazy for using ploggons, only for them to get caught using them themselves.
I don't see how a cosmetic mod is comparable to gameplay. Apples and oranges there.

Using weird ass tactics to partially break the encounter is a pretty common in world firsts but requiring what is apparently an extra player for callouts and an unanchored camera plugin is just not even bothering with that.

You gotta be a real dumbshit to record and share you using a plugin for this stuff though.
 
People are memeing the camera a lot but I think the real thing getting dunked on is the fact that a lot of JP raiders like to shit on westerners for using ploggons for things like cosmetics. They're known to shit talk about skill and how people are whiny or lazy for using ploggons, only for them to get caught using them themselves.
I don't see how a cosmetic mod is comparable to gameplay. Apples and oranges there.

Using weird ass tactics to partially break the encounter is a pretty common in world firsts but requiring what is apparently an extra player for callouts and an unanchored camera plugin is just not even bothering with that.

You gotta be a real dumbshit to record and share you using a plugin for this stuff though.
 
Yoshi P has posted his response on the lodestone.

I haven't read it yet because I'm at work but the general consensus is that he's a very disappointed father.
 
Someone gave me this extremely choice quote that I think nicely sums up the statement.

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Local Japanese raiders ruin Ultimate content for everyone because they need a zoomed out telescope to win a fight who's only purpose is to be challenging. Very cool jackasses.

The white roes from days long past came back and this was posted in chat. According to a friend the message I posted translates to: "Excuse me, I'm a beginner, how far can the camera be pulled back?"

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The group has since put out this (translated) statement (first picture) to quell some of the rumors that it was leaked by someone within the group that held a grudge (the second picture). I don't know how much is bullshit, but here it is just in case this spirals further out of control and one side proves to be lying.

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This is like billboard gate 2.0, but instead of ERP autism it is about hardcore raiding autism. Horseshoe theory is real.
 

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I don't think I've ever seen a community ever get this assmad over a mod that lets you zoom out your camera. Or the mod that accurately portrays your hitbox by just drawing a dot under your character's feet. Of course, they cheated, and they should get shit on, but when I saw the amount of outrage and autism over this, I was expecting something more than "God in heaven, this man zoomed out the camera, off with his head". At least the memes are funny.
The main reason people get really mad about addons/TPT is that literally the game is crossplatform. You cannot even begin to use mods on the PS4/PS5 version and most players do not want raiding in FFXIV to turn into WoW raiding (install DBM and run away when the wolf says "RUN AWAY LITTLE GIRL").

It isn't just a camera zoom - it's literally increasing his Field of Vision, meaning it's much easier to see mechanics in a fight that's almost entirely made out of mechanics and it would be considered cheating in any other competitive game (FPS and MOBAs specifically). Doing things like a "race" wherein you have some level of advantage over your competition does actually ruin it for everyone involved.

Also imagine cheating to get world first and having the game director write a blog about you, calling you out for it.

I, at the very least, will not recognize that team as the true World First.

Naoki Yoshida

FINAL FANTASY XIV Producer & Director
 
It also ruins the spirit of the competition and if the fight can be cleared completely free of tools, than using them just tells everyone you're too retarded and lazy to put in the work to clear difficult content the way that it's supposed to be cleared.

The devs put a lot of work into testing the fight and tuning it so that it can be cleared completely within the bounds and tools built into the game and you have jackasses undermining the people who worked on this and openly mocking them to boot. After everything Yoshi has done for the ungrateful sods, they're lucky he doesn't just pull the plug on hardcore content altogether. See how fast their tune changes when he tells them no more savages, no more ultimates and for them to get fucked.

Edit: The WF team associated with the cheating DRG are getting their titles and weapons and achievements revoked by GMs.
 
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