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I had some random roe look at me the other day and emote for a while before shouting about how she was a dommy mommy or something while I was crafting shit

Otherwise, roes with the friar hair all knowingly thumbsup each other for being based and grillpilled
 
I've mercifully have been left alone despite playing a female viera. I think it helps I play the shortest a female viera can go and largely ignore other players. It's annoying to have to ford the flood of horny posting in Limsa to do my guild quests though.
 
Used to get weirdos to /pet or bother me on whisper when I was playing a cat-person, after swapping to xaela lizard that has thankfully stopped.

Might be that instead of picking the more "cute" lizert I tried to make it as 'wild' looking as possible, glowing eyes, four big horns and enough scales to make a bard blush.
 
Some people are desperate and stupid horny about anything. I've gotten creep tells on just about anything but your usual suspects tend to draw more. I did actually get a good bit more while playing an Elezen woman, they act like they're unicorns but with big tits.
 
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How far would you go for G’raha? I’D LITERALLY FUCKING KILL MYSELF.
 
Have had weirdos send me tells asking to be their big titty goth gf when I bother to visit Limsa(I know, I know.) to turn shit in for seals. Had one guy send me a tell asking to live in my boot as well once and I told him no. People who play this game don't know how to act like normal people.

Dave. said:
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How far would you go for G’raha? I’D LITERALLY FUCKING KILL MYSELF.
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Jesus, I like G'raha but not enough to an hero for him. Merlwyb, maybe, but not him.
 
Zirnwyb said:
Jesus, I like G'raha but not enough to an hero for him. Merlwyb, maybe, but not him.
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Come to think of it, of all the possible characters in this game that people could ship their viera characters with G'raha would be the only one who actually has a method to live for hundreds of years. 🤔 Well, maybe Aymeric and Estinien too if you make them drink dragon blood but you'd have to be a dragonfucker.
 
G'raha isn't immortal. His future body got super old because of cryo sleep and then fusing itself with the Crystal Tower, but now that he's back in his normal body he has a normal Miqote lifespan. Unless he decides to fuse himself with the CT again, he's probably going to live as long as the PC WoL anyway.
 
Zirnwyb said:
Often times my brain damage makes me think that I can run shit with Crystal PF. Today I thought I could run Sephirot Unreal with these retards. As it turns out I was wrong, so very fucking wrong. I saw "I did ex so let's try unreal" in PF and I should have realized the dude meant he did it unsynced because holy fucking shit... They made it to adds just once. It was endless wipes to the Ain and Ratzon puddle mechanic because they never paid attention to what side Seph was facing. If it wasn't them getting clipped by Seph it was them clipping each other (or me, their fucking HEALER) with their puddles. The only time we made it to adds several of the DPS died somehow. Possibly because my co-healer didn't bother healing through the Binah explosions while I was struggling to keep the MT alive since the asshole had vuln ups and was getting smacked to shit by the Cochma. I ended up leaving like two pulls after that because they were giving me a headache.

It fucking sucks because Sephirot Ex was my favourite HW extreme back in the day. Probably just gonna have to wait until the weekend when some people in the raid CWLS I'm in decide to do it because I am not attempting that again with PF retards.
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Seph Unreal is a real doozy for certain, especially as healer because of all the raid-wide aoe damage the fucker constantly pumps out especially in phase 1, but my condolences on the P1 hard wall with those losers.

Would it be too much to ask of these people to look at least over an Extreme guide video before they join a party to at least have some idea what they're getting themselves into? But given this guy probably only does old EX trials unsynched, likely doesn't want having to actually learn mechanics on a fight that's not MSQ-mandatory.

What I also suffer from at times is that people during P3's 3x Blue Circle Knockback mechanic think you have to wedge yourself into the 2 expanding aoe's before the 2nd blue circle knockback, and end up eating 1 vuln stack, or death entirely. No need to wedge yourself to that extend because there's enough space to get knocked back to without falling off the edge.

Did those guys you were in also just mass pull after each wipe constantly and never even entertained the thought of at least trying to discuss where to bait the 4 small green/ 1 big purple aoe's to, out of curiosity?
On another note, finally cleared P6S last night.

It's an interesting fight with the return of Diamond Weapon Extreme's Flood Ray 1 - 8 digit conal cleaves shortly in except more forgiving to set up because no split arena bs, and a lot of plus and cross-shaped expanding tile aoe's with one or two safe spots only requiring you to look at a certain placement spot for figuring out the solution.

Both Cachexia mechanics are usually the hard wallers here because even when the party knows how to resolve it, it's very common for people to still clip each other with personal aoe's in 1st version because of uptime greed or forgetting correct positioning for snake/wing cleaves from front or back of them in 2nd version.
 
I'm at the point with my island sanctuary where everything everything is almost automated and easily am able to pay the plant and animal handlers every day while keeping half of the seafarers tokens myself.
However I cant help but log on and do the things the handlers do myself for maximum profits.
 
Gilius Wonderhead said:
Seph Unreal is a real doozy for certain, especially as healer because of all the raid-wide aoe damage the fucker constantly pumps out especially in phase 1, but my condolences on the P1 hard wall with those losers.

Would it be too much to ask of these people to look at least over an Extreme guide video before they join a party to at least have some idea what they're getting themselves into? But given this guy probably only does old EX trials unsynched, likely doesn't want having to actually learn mechanics on a fight that's not MSQ-mandatory.

What I also suffer from at times is that people during P3's 3x Blue Circle Knockback mechanic think you have to wedge yourself into the 2 expanding aoe's before the 2nd blue circle knockback, and end up eating 1 vuln stack, or death entirely. No need to wedge yourself to that extend because there's enough space to get knocked back to without falling off the edge.

Did those guys you were in also just mass pull after each wipe constantly and never even entertained the thought of at least trying to discuss where to bait the 4 small green/ 1 big purple aoe's to, out of curiosity?
On another note, finally cleared P6S last night.
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Kek I'm a SGE so the raid wide damage wasn't bothering much since I actually know when to shield. Expecting them to look at a guide is TAWXIC or something retarded like that I dunno. I'm still thinking of the guy my friend and I ended up healing in Ultima Unreal who said he prepared to tank it by running Ultima Ex unsynced a bunch. My buddy and I were confused as shit and that tank was shit.

Since I'm gonna be doing it today with some people from the CWLS I'm in I'm looking forward to them doing that during P3 too if and when we get there lmao. I remember people doing that back in Ex way back in the day and just facepalming at their stupidity. Some people are just really scared of getting knocked off the platform even when there isn't any danger of that happening. 🤷‍♀️

They didn't bother trying to discuss shit! It was pull after pull right after a wipe. Had they actually bothered to talk I could have given them insight on what the fuck was going wrong and what to do. Kinda awful at explaining things but I would have done my best to if they'd bothered asking. (:_(

Vapewizard said:
Come to think of it, of all the possible characters in this game that people could ship their viera characters with G'raha would be the only one who actually has a method to live for hundreds of years. 🤔 Well, maybe Aymeric and Estinien too if you make them drink dragon blood but you'd have to be a dragonfucker.
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As Fcret said, Raha has a normal catboy lifespan now. So that person would have to neck themselves when he died since their WoL is retardedly in love with him. As for Stinky and Aymerica, well, this is XIV so I'm sure there's some sick fuck who is into dragonfucking.
 
Übertroon said:
Who was the genius who decided Eorzea' needs to honor the sabbath? Let me export my island materials you jews!
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Even better is that this is all being done by clockwork robots. Who apparently have morale because putting up all the landmark buildings 'increases their morale' and makes them work more effectively. You also pay them in your weird company scrip to do your work. Wish they were just something else like loporrits, namazu, or moogles. At least then paying them and having holidays would make some sense.
 
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