Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

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A lot happened since the last iced cream update.
Almost made 10 mil by doing my escapades.
Talked to the owner of the estate and they say they might open up later today.
I will post a full update later, there is too much shit going on.
 
I actually fell asleep after my update and their are a whole host of people still with pretty much all of them cheering about how fun the night has been. Currently playing Yakety Sax to fuck with anyone stupid enough to still have performance mode on.
 
The final part of my iced cream manifesto.
I went to sleep and came back and saw that there are now alot of players, its hard to communicate with them that's how busy it is.
Actually got a lot of sales and made around 2 mil.
Someone who lurks the thread actually helped me by giving me chocolates to sell, they like to remain anonymous.
He was constantly yelling about the dimensional merge and people could be saved by buying my iced cream

Sales went well until some fucking asshole copied my idea and was selling kebab, I dmed them that our corporate rivalry will end in his demise and he gave me a kebab.
Many people yelling trans rights, I didn't care about them, they are all walking wallets to me.
it went well for a couple of hours, however when the party was about to end the doors to the venue opened finally.
This was short lived excitement because it became pretty darn boring.
The guy who copied my idea is now tending the bar, I struck a deal with him that we stop the fighting and we both work at the bar toghether, advertising eachothers goods.

eventually he left as he was done for the day, then the owner of the night club who suddenly appeared started dming me.


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After that things started dying out except for the couple of afk players and some others.
Everyone who knew eachother from days before were finally able to find eachother.
Met with a couple of my customers, some became some good friends.
The total amount I made was 7 Million Gil, I gave my anonymous friend 500k for helping me out with everything.

I hope this becomes a new common occurrence, this was not only profitable, but also very very fun.
Im buying a house with the money I gathered and the rest of the money I will spend on mounts and minions.

Edit: Couple of screenshots of the event

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The final part of my iced cream manifesto.
I went to sleep and came back and saw that there are now alot of players, its hard to communicate with them that's how busy it is.
Actually got a lot of sales and made around 2 mil.
Someone who lurks the thread actually helped me by giving me chocolates to sell, they like to remain anonymous.
He was constantly yelling about the dimensional merge and people could be saved by buying my iced cream

Sales went well until some fucking asshole copied my idea and was selling kebab, I dmed them that our corporate rivalry will end in his demise and he gave me a kebab.
Many people yelling trans rights, I didn't care about them, they are all walking wallets to me.
it went well for a couple of hours, however when the party was about to end the doors to the venue opened finally.
This was short lived excitement because it became pretty darn boring.
The guy who copied my idea is now tending the bar, I struck a deal with him that we stop the fighting and we both work at the bar toghether, advertising eachothers goods.

eventually he left as he was done for the day, then the owner of the night club who suddenly appeared started dming me.


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After that things started dying out except for the couple of afk players and some others.
Everyone who knew eachother from days before were finally able to find eachother.
Met with a couple of my customers, some became some good friends.
The total amount I made was 7 Million Gil, I gave my anonymous friend 500k for helping me out with everything.

I hope this becomes a new common occurrence, this was not only profitable, but also very very fun.
Im buying a house with the money I gathered and the rest of the money I will spend on mounts and minions.
Sorry man, I gotta eat too
 
I forgot to mention I sold ''Molten iced cream'' based on a song from Hypnospace Outlaw for 15k
It was just the sweet cream item, and people bought it for the meme


I would constantly claim this molten ice cream was heath and sip, so you can use it as a soup or a dip

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I think my favorite part of the shitshow is @Rungle demonstrating sharp business sense while shitposting. Hats off to you, sir.
 
I found it amusing to see this post on The balance cause it would feel right at home in this thread.
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This is how I feel anytime with public PFs. 9/10 players always fucking up the same mechanics. But nothing makes me more mad is when someone joins a clear party without even getting to the last few mechanics AND ADMITS TO IT. Pretty sure I got reported once for going off on a guy who did this to us in P1 savage with the other pubbie defending him. I'd lose my mind in solo PF and eventually get myself banned.
 
Is this game soloable? Can I have fun as a friendless gamer?
The devs are gradually adding NPC party members to early game main story dungeons so you can do them solo and in the most recent two expansions this was already implemented from the start. Even for the main/side story stuff you need to do with other players there's a duty finder queue system that will match you up with randos so you can complete it and afterwards move on.
 
This is how I feel anytime with public PFs. 9/10 players always fucking up the same mechanics. But nothing makes me more mad is when someone joins a clear party without even getting to the last few mechanics AND ADMITS TO IT. Pretty sure I got reported once for going off on a guy who did this to us in P1 savage with the other pubbie defending him. I'd lose my mind in solo PF and eventually get myself banned.
That's what makes you mad? Try having pubbies constantly join your clear/farm party and admitting that they've never even attempted the fight at all, let alone never bothered watching any guides for the fight.

And then people call you the toxic person for calling them out on wanting a free carry.

Is this game soloable? Can I have fun as a friendless gamer?
They're starting to make XIV's basic progression increasingly soloable. The fun you'll have a result may vary.
 
Is this game soloable? Can I have fun as a friendless gamer?
Yes, and they are actively making it more solo-able all the time. All of the required stuff you can get randomly matched up with people to complete with (usually) no issues. If you want to do the actual fun stuff, you will need to branch out and find some people you can tolerate to do stuff with you like savage raids or other side content. I would try and find a small Free Company (guild) to take you under their wing to help you out if you need it. and by all means, stay away from the Novice Network! :cryblood: The free trial is free, so no big pressure if you end up not liking it.
 
Is this game soloable? Can I have fun as a friendless gamer?
This game's forced party content for basic progression is easy and you have a match making system to easily get you any people you need without any fuss. You don't need friends constantly hovering around you to get through FF14 at all unless you want to do content that requires brain cells, but even that can technically be do through PUGs.

If you're asking because you legit don't want to deal with people period? I don't think you'll have the best time right now, because even ignoring the main story content pretty much all major side quests require people to do whatever boss fight or dungeon or whatever the quest line is related to. FFXIV has a lot of party content you are required to do, this isn't a "I'mma just fuck around in zones and just kill random mobs" MMO, as a lot of the actual gameplay is party based in instanced content.
 
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That's what makes you mad? Try having pubbies constantly join your clear/farm party and admitting that they've never even attempted the fight at all, let alone never bothered watching any guides for the fight.
I've had these yes. I give them a chance or two but only because my fc members are like "Awww just give them a chance!", then they're surprised we have to start from scratch. I think we only managed once to do this in the WoL Extreme fight somehow.
And then people call you the toxic person for calling them out on wanting a free carry.
This is what erks me the most. I know its been said quite a few times already, but the overly kind attitude that the community have is extremely gay and borderline creepy. Absolutely hate having to hold back, it feels like having a gun over your head.

I think the worst part is that my FC uses me to call people out when we get randoms. They're too afraid to do it themselves.
 
I've had these yes. I give them a chance or two but only because my fc members are like "Awww just give them a chance!", then they're surprised we have to start from scratch. I think we only managed once to do this in the WoL Extreme fight somehow.

This is what erks me the most. I know its been said quite a few times already, but the overly kind attitude that the community have is extremely gay and borderline creepy. Absolutely hate having to hold back, it feels like having a gun over your head.

I think the worst part is that my FC uses me to call people out when we get randoms. They're too afraid to do it themselves.
See, I don’t think being critical is a problem. There’s a difference between “Hey BLM, you need to move, you’re causing wipes” and “fucking dipshit uninstall and kys irl”

People just conflate “nice” with not saying anything remotely disagreeable, ever, and it creates this nest of snakes where people are terrified to tell someone they’re fucking up. So annoying.
 
Yes, and they are actively making it more solo-able all the time. All of the required stuff you can get randomly matched up with people to complete with (usually) no issues. If you want to do the actual fun stuff, you will need to branch out and find some people you can tolerate to do stuff with you like savage raids or other side content. I would try and find a small Free Company (guild) to take you under their wing to help you out if you need it. and by all means, stay away from the Novice Network! :cryblood: The free trial is free, so no big pressure if you end up not liking it.
The Novice Network is a great source of comedy. Use it to answer questions you’re too lazy to Google, take anything said as definitive or authoritative with a massive grain of salt and laugh at the unpaid jannies seething and raging over the dumbest shit.
 
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