Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

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Zeke Von Genbu said:
Does anyone here even think they'll even keep to their scheduled night tonight? It feels like they'll have a meltdown from all the raiders, trolls, 'staff' degenerates, and 'client' ERP degenerates all butting heads and close within a couple hours at most. I don't think the GMs will help them much as I've heard of many cases of random weird people just invading people's houses and overall being a nuisance for days or even weeks and nothing happens.

I almost want to make an alt just to see this shitshow in progress and 'do my part' if an idea comes to me, but if I were to do this I think I'd want to troll on Bard which takes a sizable bit of time to get on a fresh account.

Also I want @Rungle New Zealand iced cream for the memories.
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If they don't, people will party on their plot anyways. Someone'll take those profits with glee.
 
Today's the big day, I'm honestly expecting nothing of note to happen. Please surprise me.
 
Klokateer636 said:
If they don't, people will party on their plot anyways. Someone'll take those profits with glee.
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I'm more so expecting them to just have a meltdown if enough people descend upon them with the intention of ruining their night and they just close the house and log off to avoid dealing with those gosh darn trolls. This ultimately depends on how many people actually give a shit to attend this party for the purposes of fucking around.

Remember, these are people who wanted to call the police over discord emojis. I'm not expecting any sort ironclad will here. I'm sure if we got a whole symphony orchestra of people to play clown music, they'll buckle and start screaming.

Edit: Current status with the Zekenator live on the scene in first person mode with the local bouncers standing watch in preparation for the big night, tl;dr not much going on but most people are memeing on this so far.

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Edit 2: Their is a guy afk streaming on site if anyone wants to chime in. The chat box is kind of small, but it is something for those that can't be fucked to get over here. It is kind of just a random clusterfuck but it is something.

Edit 3: Okay this place is actually full as fuck, it feels worse then during an expansion because every fucker in the game is in the same ward. The official party hasn't even started yet either.
 
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Double post, but this is actually kind of relevant to the ongoing train wreck. I'm getting reports from the ward that apparently the ward is actually so full that no one can get in consistently atm. So at this rate, the party literally cannot happen in the original area anymore.

Nightclub is closed until further notice.
 
Zeke Von Genbu said:
Double post, but this is actually kind of relevant to the ongoing train wreck. I'm getting reports from the ward that apparently the ward is actually so full that no one can get in consistently atm. So at this rate, the party literally cannot happen in the original area anymore.

Nightclub is closed until further notice.
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Thank you for your service sir.
 
CharcoalChkn said:
Thank you for your service sir.
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This is legitimately worse then Endwalker launch imo in terms of loading all the people in, the server is fine and I'm not really lagging much, but I legit can't load people worth anything right now because the instance is literally capped. It was rough about an hour ago, now it just feels like I'm trying to swim up a rapid or something trying to load people within 20 feet of me.
 
Zeke Von Genbu said:
Double post, but this is actually kind of relevant to the ongoing train wreck. I'm getting reports from the ward that apparently the ward is actually so full that no one can get in consistently atm. So at this rate, the party literally cannot happen in the original area anymore.

Nightclub is closed until further notice.
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Is there sufficient /b/lackup in the area to ensure that the ward's closed due to AIDS?
 
Gravemind said:
Is there sufficient /b/lackup in the area to ensure that the ward's closed due to AIDS?
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I've seen somewhere between 2-3 bruthas on the scene since I arrived in the early hours and I have done my part as a cat nigger to ensure I tell everyone that literally everything in this ward, including all the random crap people are trying to sell, is AIDS. Pool is closed, Nightclub is closed, and the entire fucking neighborhood is closed. All because of broadcasted ERP AIDS.
 
Zeke Von Genbu said:
I've seen somewhere between 2-3 bruthas on the scene since I arrived in the early hours and I have done my part as a cat nigger to ensure I tell everyone that literally everything in this ward, including all the random crap people are trying to sell, is AIDS. Pool is closed, Nightclub is closed, and the entire fucking neighborhood is closed. All because of broadcasted ERP AIDS.
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Really sucks for anyone that happened to have their house in that ward. They're pretty much blocked from being able to use it.
 
HAHAHAHAHA I'm getting reports that the organizers are saying they're moving the party to ward 21 now because they legit can't get into ward 23.

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Their yard is now my yard.

Status Report edit 1: So they supposedly opened the door to the house, but their are so many people at the door that no one can get in right now.
 
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Alright I'm getting to the end of my rope with this tedium I'll sum up the current situation in ward 23 (I didn't bother going to ward 21) and just idly afk here in case something happens, but it feels like everyone's lost steam as many shitposters showed up hours before the main event.

The party is split into two halves, the beach and the yard. I'd say it is roughly an even split, but most the outward degenerates are on the beach with one person openly trying to kiss someone's feet. The yard is where the shitposters are and you got some probably horny bikini people and maid dress bunny boys, but they're just quietly wearing slut glams pretty much while bards play random music.

The DJ spam is infuriating, holy fuck this DJ spam shit is actually obnoxious, I think I prefer RMT spam. As a side note, XenosysVex is here and he started DJing his own music apparently.

Periodically (I'd say every 2-3 minutes) some rain person comes in to say "um excuse me our party is on the beach, can you please got there?" and for most the past hour, everyone told him to fuck off so they can ram mounts at the door or whatever. Speaking of which for the first 30 minutes after 9 pm EST, people just kept trying to blast through the door for fun.

Overall nothing else is really going on that's particularly noteworthy, though from what I can tell it is still congested as fuck so getting into here is difficult. I'd say "Billboard Con" (as it has been referred to here) has been a rousing success, would attend again.

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Pool is closed due to cringe billboards, AIDS, and ERP.
 
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I was thinking of going over to take a gander since im in Crystal but i already absorb an obscene amount of autism when i go into Limsa to gawk at my world's lolcows whenever my FC alerts me they're there
 
I see everyone is trying to get into the circus.

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