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Gravemind said:
Because I'm a boring ass bitch and I liked the idea of being the generic protagonist.

The "generic protagonist" part was the most important because otherwise I probably would've rolled Highlander instead. Hell, I was almost tempted to be a Roegadyn at first just for the big man memes.
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Imagine looking at Derplander and thinking "yeah this is who I am". Have some self-respect, nigger. Fuck's sake.
 
I rolled a female human; because it's what I find most attractive to look at.
 
The Big O said:
And today he put out another video that signifies to me the start of the "Punished Evyx" arc.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tS5r2TFDPB8
Had no idea he was a rape victim either. Pretty messed thing to find out about when his videos are generally a lot more light-hearted.
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Why do niggers feel the need to mention "I WUZ RAPED AND SHIET" when talking about a fucking video game.

My contempt for this community grows larger by the day.
 
ChromaQuack said:
Why do niggers feel the need to mention "I WUZ RAPED AND SHIET" when talking about a fucking video game.

My contempt for this community grows larger by the day.
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Because he's ultra gay and likes to share too much information about himself.
He also has a habit of constantly talking about how he has a boyfriend and how his boyfriend is supposed to be some big successful doctor or some shit.

Just a typical gay guy that won't shut the fuck up about how gay he is like he should be awarded a rainbow medal for constantly announcing it around himself. "I am gay and a furry, please validate and pay attention to me."
 
Crystal Coomer said:
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Imagine looking at Derplander and thinking "yeah this is who I am". Have some self-respect, nigger. Fuck's sake.
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To be entirely fair, "Meteor Survivor" looked more like this around the time that I started the game.

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And if I had self-respect, I wouldn't be playing an MMO in the first place. Especially not this MMO. None of us would be.
 
The Big O said:
And today he put out another video that signifies to me the start of the "Punished Evyx" arc.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tS5r2TFDPB8
Had no idea he was a rape victim either. Pretty messed thing to find out about when his videos are generally a lot more light-hearted.
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At first I thought he was just talking to his microphone really close or some shit to give himself a deeper voice but he's actually using a fucking AI voice to do his voiceovers. Reading the comments later on, some people notice it too and ask why he's doing this.
 
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Pyro making himself look like an unstable lunatic with anger issues again. Uh oooh, seems like someone forgot to take their meds.

Asmon did a reaction to Pyro's latest meltdown over YOU GUESSED IT, the Lala highchair. Let's watch a retarded westnerner making something that isn't that serious into something really wierd.

 
Oh yay. I wonder what everyone's favorite unstable manchild is up to and he delivers with some Costco sized salt.

Have the servers been unstable or have folks been having connection issues?

Been having lots of disconnects/freezes when I sat down to play this weekend.
 
Dopey Cunt said:
Pyro making himself look like an unstable lunatic with anger issues again. Uh oooh, seems like someone forgot to take their meds.

Asmon did a reaction to Pyro's latest meltdown over YOU GUESSED IT, the Lala highchair. Let's watch a retarded westnerner making something that isn't that serious into something really wierd.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nq9Pvt5CPvA
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I actually spotted that on shitpostXIV of all things (shame on me for unironically browsing reddit but if something retarded happens you can find someone bitching about it there) and even there everyone was calling him a retarded psycho
 
Dopey Cunt said:
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Just got done watching it and I still can't see what Pyro is mad about (granted I wasn't paying full attention because I was eating).

Is he mad it looks like a child's highchair and called the Lalafel Lifter? Is he mad that Lalas get treated like children?

Whats this retards problem?

Every other week it's something else with Pyro.

Like, my fc saw the chair and laughed about it. Even the two lala players were laughing about it.
 
And then for no reason whatsoever the Empire rounded up 6 million lalafells, stuffed them and their little wooden chairs in a room with a little wooden door, and filled it with Black Rose in an event now known as the Lalacaust.
 
Dopey Cunt said:
Pyro making himself look like an unstable lunatic with anger issues again. Uh oooh, seems like someone forgot to take their meds.

Asmon did a reaction to Pyro's latest meltdown over YOU GUESSED IT, the Lala highchair. Let's watch a retarded westnerner making something that isn't that serious into something really wierd.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nq9Pvt5CPvA
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And this guy is married? Jesus Christ, how the fuck is that going?
 
SAFSPRIN said:
Just got done watching it and I still can't see what Pyro is mad about (granted I wasn't paying full attention because I was eating).

Is he mad it looks like a child's highchair and called the Lalafel Lifter? Is he mad that Lalas get treated like children?

Whats this retards problem?

Every other week it's something else with Pyro.

Like, my fc saw the chair and laughed about it. Even the two lala players were laughing about it.
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He's on his "SJW Ally" arc at the moment.
 
Well Intentioned said:
Have the servers been unstable or have folks been having connection issues?

Been having lots of disconnects/freezes when I sat down to play this weekend.
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I haven't had a DC since the first few days 6.3 dropped back in Jan, but I get a couple noticeable lag spikes a day even though my internet connection is perfectly fine outside of the game. The lag seems to be inconsistent among players as I'll ask my party if they also felt a spike and rarely will I get a yes, which leads me to believe that this is perhaps a routing issue for certain areas.

...or maybe it's just the people I got matched with in duty roulette are not very observant or too drunk/high to notice lag as it happens.

Edit: All I know is these spikes started happening for me ever since 6.3 dropped along with whatever "fix" SE put into place to mitigate said lag.
 
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Here is the full VOD of Pyro melting down
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