FIFA 23 ERP thread

[Skitarii]

*ronaldo scores a penalty kick in between ur mum's tight goalposts*

 

[vomitusdeux]

*the ball turns into a chuzzle and makes chuzzle grunting noises every time the ball is kicked*

 

[The Last Stand]

*celebratory taunt after a goal where two players kiss each other*

OPPONENT RAGE QUIT

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Is this one of the famous Kiwifarms ERP chains I keep hearing about?

 

[Tablet County]

*Pele rises from the dead, on a quest to conquer Javier Milei's booty*

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

*hits vape and breathes out smoke cloud*
Dude, what the FUCK!? Why are you even here, you're so ooooold! Where's your wife? Go home to your family, dude!

 

[Oliver Onions]

I thought ERP must be some football acronym I don't understand, but no it's exactly what I thought it was.

 

[Rozzy]

"Slide tackles Zabivaka for the ball with both of us falling to the ground, reaches out and grabs the ball, OwO what's this? it's not the ball, as @JethroTullamore makes for the center spot."

 

[BirdUp]

"Slide tackles Zabivaka for the ball with both of us falling to the ground, reaches out and grabs the ball, OwO what's this? it's not the ball, as @JethroTullamore makes for the center spot."

 

[Rozzy]

??
"The referee calls foul and issues @bird.up with a red card"