Feminist Struck by Boater.

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Wow she is never going to find a husband unless she losses a little weight

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First thing that came to mind seeing that title was Paul Lynde's "Full speed ahead!". Too bad whales had to ruin the joke. So here's a shitty rewrite:

I guess that's why they call them humpback whales.
 
Does anyone know if it's ok? I know everyone thinks they're neat and all, but they are actually pretty fragile and at any speed a collision can spell very bad news for a boat.
 
Some of the responses are like "Hey, why didn't the whale's dad just make more money to buy her a boat to hit the human in return".
You guys are awesome :)

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Wow she is never going to find a husband unless she losses a little weight

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There's always going to be some small, white beluga that will marry her and take her to folk-music concerts.
 
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I read the headline and thought some mgtow went odd job style with a straw trilby
 
Ironically, that model of boat is known as a 'Boston Whaler'.

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