FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%
  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%
  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%

  • Total voters
    717
Wow, never thought something like this existed.
I mean, I've heard of pokephiles, but never have I seen one in the wilds.
 
I just found this thread and the the tumblr screenshot post where he describes whipping out a katana with super-saiyan like energy whilst wearing a trenchcoat was hilarious.

Edit: Has he joined and attacked yet or what? I'm kinda getting bored and I want to challenge him with that spergish rp violence.
 
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In tumblr's steven universe fandom, there are a group of people who insist one of the the human characters is trans. There is extremely little evidence for it, and if you challenge their headcannon they counter it with "you transphobic scum!!!" And "he was shirtless because he had top surgery!!". Just really grasping at straws in order to have more "representation" in the show.

....which, reminds me so much of this guy. Abandoning all canon, coming up with wild arguments for his case, and overall just flipping because his headcannon must not be just his headcannon.
 
He's now insisting that all Goodra are not only female, but asexual (like a plant) and can reproduce themselves. Something like that anyway. Not been active on tumblr but my friend he was attacking just told me about this.
 
He's now insisting that all Goodra are not only female, but asexual (like a plant) and can reproduce themselves. Something like that anyway. Not been active on tumblr but my friend he was attacking just told me about this.

Remember: Show, don't tell. Kindly get said images or links, so we can promptly laugh at the hilarity.
 

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Lmao, so instead of just saying that Goodra reproduce with Ditto, he has to make them special and unique by claiming that they reproduce asexually.

Seriously, how does his mind work?

In a very warped way.
 
Lmao, so instead of just saying that Goodra reproduce with Ditto, he has to make them special and unique by claiming that they reproduce asexually.

Seriously, how does his mind work?
Well, if goodras reporduced together, that would mean there'd have to be male goodras.
So I guess his work around was to make them girls? Don't see how that is supposed to work.

I mean, he wants a female's motherlies (https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/brokenentityheadwinkle-gif.30853/) .
 
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My friend he was harassing alerted me to this. His main and alts have gone down.

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Dont tell me he's vanishing for good! I wanted this to be my challenge!

He'll remake with that personal server if he got banned, I'm fairly certain of that. He probably moved to another account already, so he can continue to shitpost.
 
Has he attempted to attack the Farms yet?
 
He'll remake with that personal server if he got banned, I'm fairly certain of that. He probably moved to another account already, so he can continue to shitpost.

If anyone finds him on another account then do tell. I was telling my friend he ban evades and has umpteen accounts and she was shocked to say the least.
 
If anyone finds him on another account then do tell. I was telling my friend he ban evades and has umpteen accounts and she was shocked to say the least.

Protip: look for any spelling iteration you can on Goodra. He does that a lot to ban-evade.
 
Goodra's Sex Is Not MALE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with the Most Criminal Of Claims In History EVER!!!

You Either Recall EVERY GAME with the Male Goodras, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) BREAK MY COPIES and Seriously (will) Watch You All At NINTENDO DIE from this Heinous Crimes Of EVER!!!
 
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