FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[LagoonaBlue]

Wow, didn't realise this quack has a thread. I remember a few months ago he had a huge fight with a friend of mine for being happy with his Goodra and how awesome the stats were. Don't know if that was covered here and cannot recall my friend's username, but he got lots of support from people over it, then we kind of forgot about this asshat because of how clearly ridiculous this lolcow is.

Thankfully my friend laughed off his threat to her because we live in the UK and I am assuming this guy lives in the US.

 

[SeattleFaerie]

Thankfully my friend laughed off his threat to her because we live in the UK and I am assuming this guy lives in the US.

Yeah, he lives on East Coast of the US and honestly, we were laughing our asses off talking about it in Skype.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Yeah, he lives on East Coast of the US and honestly, we were laughing our asses off talking about it in Skype.

I feel bad for my friend, though her fiance I am a bit iffy with (not gonna go into detail as to why). But yeah, she didn't deserve his shit but I am so glad she didn't feel threatened.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

Recall ALL male Goodras NOW NOW NOW!

I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MALE GOODRA OFF THE INTERNEEET!!!!

 

[Trombonista]

I just hope he doesn't pull a Gamestop macing.

 

[malegoodra]

Bit of an update on Sluggy's latest activity: it's mostly more of the same "reblogging Goodra art, being bewildered at people blocking him after he attacks them, then spamming more huge, redundant, and poorly written idiocy". They once again confirmed that they're violating terms of use by claiming to be making alt accounts to further harass those that block him, and I even stumbled across one of them at the username 'badgoodragon'.

Spoiler

But something recently occurred that I find to be straight up hilarious. So continuing on their recent trend of reblogging Goodra porn, they did so with a new photoset that cropped up, appending their usual "Goodra is only pure female, male ones all die" drivel on it. However, I couldn't help but notice something peculiar about the photoset. First off, there's only two Goodra pics in it, the rest are some random creatures that I can't identify. But the important part is how the second Goodra pic is blatantly a male Goodra. It's literally a male Goodra being jacked off by one of those infamous floating hands. And Slugfucker reblogged it.

Good fucking job you complete wankpile. You can't even find appropriate proof for your own (bogus) claims.

Spoiler: LOOK WITHIN AT YOUR OWN RISK

I don't know how taboo it is to directly post screenshots containing pornographic images in them, so I won't, but here's a link to that post in case you hate yourself and are curious as to see the proof for your own eyes. You have been warned.

http://goodraispredominantlyfemale....571/gas-mask-monster-aaaaannnd-some-more-pern

 

[Meowthkip]

Bit of an update on Sluggy's latest activity: it's mostly more of the same "reblogging Goodra art, being bewildered at people blocking him after he attacks them, then spamming more huge, redundant, and poorly written idiocy". They once again confirmed that they're violating terms of use by claiming to be making alt accounts to further harass those that block him, and I even stumbled across one of them at the username 'badgoodragon'.

Spoiler

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But something recently occurred that I find to be straight up hilarious. So continuing on their recent trend of reblogging Goodra porn, they did so with a new photoset that cropped up, appending their usual "Goodra is only pure female, male ones all die" drivel on it. However, I couldn't help but notice something peculiar about the photoset. First off, there's only two Goodra pics in it, the rest are some random creatures that I can't identify. But the important part is how the second Goodra pic is blatantly a male Goodra. It's literally a male Goodra being jacked off by one of those infamous floating hands. And Slugfucker reblogged it.

Good fucking job you complete wankpile. You can't even find appropriate proof for your own (bogus) claims.

Spoiler: LOOK WITHIN AT YOUR OWN RISK

I don't know how taboo it is to directly post screenshots containing pornographic images in them, so I won't, but here's a link to that post in case you hate yourself and are curious as to see the proof for your own eyes. You have been warned.

http://goodraispredominantlyfemale....571/gas-mask-monster-aaaaannnd-some-more-pern

... Oh come on, he's gotta be fucking with us.

 

[malegoodra]

... Oh come on, he's gotta be fucking with us.

I wish it were that simple, but I did one last check just now before going to bed and he reblogged... something that I can only assume was Goodra on human porn fanfic that I refuse to read. The comment Sluggy adds though...

Um... What.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I wish it were that simple, but I did one last check just now before going to bed and he reblogged... something that I can only assume was Goodra on human porn fanfic that I refuse to read. The comment Sluggy adds though...

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Um... What.

Crossdressing Pokemon?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

The fanfic.

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

Spoiler

“Hey, what’s gotten into you?” Joanna lay sprawled on the grass, her Goodra, Amethyst, on top of her. The large dragon cooed quietly, nuzzling the trainer gently. Joanna rolled her eyes and smiled a little.
“You’re such an attention hog, you know that right?” Amethyst looked down at her trainer, her deep green eyes glimmering with something mischievous.
“Alright, let me up,” Joanna pushed on the squishy dragon, but she stayed put, the trainers hands sinking into the dragons gel body. Joanna pushed harder, grunting with effort.
“Get. Off. Me. You. Big. Chubby. Dragon.” She struggled against her Pokemon for a moment more, before slumping back against the ground, admitting defeat.
She was covered in goo now, her skin tingling, and she could fee her clothes sliding off of her. The dragon smiled down at her both love and amusement, bending her purple head to kiss Joanna. The trainer struggled a little against her Pokemon, frustrated by being trapped, but Amethyst’s tongue worked its way into her mouth, diving in deep. Joanna glared at her Goodra as they kissed, the dragons tongue delving deeper into her mouth, filling it with the warm gooey muscle. Jonna reached up and grabbed Amethyst’s moving horns, pulling her back from her fun.
“If you wanted that you could have just asked,” Joanna huffed, letting go of her dragons squishy horns. Amethyst redoubled her passion, and this time she was met with no resistance, Jo deepening their embrace and playfully biting the dragons tongue. She could feel Amethyst’s goo working its way under her clothes, slipping them off effortlessly. She was naked within moments, her skin covered in the warm tingly goo. She broke off the kiss, smiling coyly up at the needy dragon.
“Is your little friend going to come out and play today?” The trainer teased, spreading her legs wide around the pudgy dragons hips. She dipped her hand down Amethyst’s belly, rubbing the girls tummy as she went.
“Mmmm, you are excited,” Joanna moaned, her skin beginning to feel really good. She could feel the dragons wet lips in her hand, along with the hard by of Amethyst’s clot poking up out of the purple folds. The trainer watched her Goodra squirms she pinched the girls clit, pulling it out of its hidden sheathe in the dragons oozing folds. Joanna rubbed the little pleasure bud between her fingers, pumping it up and down. Amethyst moaned with each touch, humping her sizeable hips against Jo’s in a desperate need for more. Jo loved watching the big girl tremble, loved watching her quiver with each stroke of her clit. She thrust in her finger, the appendage sinking in up to the knuckle with absolutely no resistance. Joanna added another, then another, each addition earning her s mow from the chubby dragon above. She pumped her fingers in, twisting them against the Goodra’s inner walls. Goo flowed from everywhere, covering Joanna in stimulating ooze, the gunk sticking in her hair. Everything she thrust her fingers into the Goodra’s pussy more goo seeped out onto the trainers hips, collecting between her legs. The goo tingled, tickling Joanna’s sex in a very stimulating way that was just enough to make her desperate for something more.
“You’re just a big needy girl huh?” Amethyst was moaning loudly now, humping back onto Joanna’s hand with fevered abandon. She wanted it so bad, Jo’s fingers bringing her closer and closer to the edge.
“But I have needs too.” Joanna smiled, pulling her hand away. Amethyst whined, humping Jo’s crotch in a desperate need for pleasure.
“You know how to get what you want,” she teased, grabbing the pudgy dragons clit. Joanna felt the nub grow, faster and faster, urged on by Joanna’s pumping hand. Amethyst’s clit grew larger and larger, poking against Joanna’s stomach, throbbing uncontrollably with need. Jo wrapped her hands around the dick, giving it a few playful rubs.
“Oh, look what a dirty girl you are, well, you know what to do with this.” Jo squeezed the dick I her hands, making Amethyst thrust forward moaning. The trainer moved the throbbing organ to her entrance, rubbing it teasingly along her entrance.
“You want it soooo bad, don’t you honey?” Jo teased, biting her lip and letting out a little moan as the tip rubbed her clit.
“If you want it, take it,” Jo whispered, her hands wrapping around the dragons fat hips, her fingers digging into the soft flesh of the Goodra’s ass. Amethyst took the hint. She thrusted her clit/dick into Joanna’s wet folds, sinking in about halfway.
“Oooooooh” Joanna moaned, the tingling sensation the goo had brought earlier was intensifying. She felt Amethyst thrust again, the Goodra’s dick filling her pussy with hard thick goo. It molded itself into her folds, filling every nook and cranny compleatly.
“Oooooooh my gods, you’re so, ah, big” Jo moaned her hands pushing the Goodra deeper into her. She could feel her muscles clenching, her clit throbbing. She held Amethyst in place for a moment, allowing her pussy to get used to the huge dick inside her.
“Alright, be, ugh, gentle,” Joanna moaned, and that was all Amethyst needed. The dragon thrust herself in, moaning loudly. Joanna held on, grinding her hips against the Goodra’s, grinding Amethyst’s dick deeper inside her. The Goodra whined as she pulled back, her new found organ visibly throbbing as it was pulled out of Joanna’s stretched hole. Amethyst tried to be gentle, but her need for release got the best of her, and she was soon thrusting faster and faster into her trainer, growling and moaning with each one. Joanna clung to her Pokemon, her walls being assaulted mercilessly. Each time Amethyst pulled out she nearly came, and she was in a constant state just on the edge of orgasm. She grabbed Amethyst’s squishy horns, pulling them each time she got close, hoping to force the girl into cumming inside her. “Fuck, me, oh, gods, yes, just, fuck, me.” Joanna moaned between thrusts. Each time she opened her mouth it was filled by sweet goo, and she swallowed it gleefully as Amethyst thrust harder and harder into her. Finally Joanna felt Amethyst’s pseudodick bulge. The dragon roared loudly, her eyes rolling up in her head, and her hips shaking as she pumped spurt after spurt of cum into her trainer. Joanna went rigid after the first burst, clutching her dragons horns and arching her back in pure pleasure. She was lost in orgasmic pleasure for what seemed like minutes, before collapsing in a heap of heavy breathing under the still cumming Goodra. Each spurt of cum into Jo set off another mini orgasm, and she wished quietly that this would go on forever, but alas, all good things come to an end. Amethyst fell on top of her trainer, quietly cooing her happiness. “Come on, roll over, you’re crushing me,” Jo sighed, rolling on top of the dragon, stuck to her by the goo that had flooded her hips. It would be a little while before she was able to break free of the goop, but Jo didn’t mind, she enjoyed Amethyst’s quiet doting company. Besides, the large dragon usually fell asleep just after cumming. Joanna looked down, and sure enough, her partner was dozing peacefully, a smile on her face.

 

[Meowthkip]

The fanfic.

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

Mine was better.

 

[malegoodra]

I poked into the story because I was morbidly curious how a female had a dick and this is what I found. I regret everything now.

Spoiler: Horrifying

"Amethyst’s clit grew larger and larger, poking against Joanna’s stomach, throbbing uncontrollably with need. Jo wrapped her hands around the dick"

The clit turns into a dick. Let me just repeat that real quick. The clit turns into a dick. That doesn't even make sense! A clit can't just magically start growing and expanding into a full blown fucking cock, I don't care what kind of fantasy creature you're dealing with here. That is not a clit, that is the head of a regular ol cock if that's how you want it to work. The "vagina" is not actually a vagina but like... a lizard slit, housing a dick. Which means that it's not a female but a male with reptilian style genitals. What the fuck.

I need some brain bleach after reading that monstrosity.

Mine was better.

Wholeheartedly agreed, at least yours wasn't an affront to nature and how sex organs work.

 

[Adamska]

He's getting far closer to admitting that he just likes cock. Now if only he stopped spamming stuff up...

 

[Red]

Spoiler

The clit turns into a dick. Let me just repeat that real quick. The clit turns into a dick. That doesn't even make sense! A clit can't just magically start growing and expanding into a full blown fucking cock, I don't care what kind of fantasy creature you're dealing with here. That is not a clit, that is the head of a regular ol cock if that's how you want it to work. The "vagina" is not actually a vagina but like... a lizard slit, housing a dick. Which means that it's not a female but a male with reptilian style genitals. What the fuck.

Crocodile clitorises are actually almost indistinguishable from a male's erect penis. And don't even get me started on hyenas.
Doesn't make it any less gay, though. What next, "all Goodra are futanari?"

 

[malegoodra]

Crocodile clitorises are actually almost indistinguishable from a male's erect penis. And don't even get me started on hyenas.
Doesn't make it any less gay, though. What next, "all Goodra are futanari?"

Even then, it would still be called a clit. The story just outright starts calling it a dick. So there's that.

Eugh.

 

[A Random]

All Goodras have hermaphroditic motherlies to shove up an anus.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

He will admit to wanting to fuck a fictional slug monster, but not to the fact that he likes cock?

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

He will admit to wanting to fuck a fictional slug monster, but not to the fact that he likes cock?

Welcome to the wonderful world of crazy...

Or, you know, Kiwifarms.

A guy refusing to admit he's not a dang-dirty homo isn't really that big of news.

It's the wanting to bang a slug monster that's more disturbing.

 

[Cosmos]

I wish it were that simple, but I did one last check just now before going to bed and he reblogged... something that I can only assume was Goodra on human porn fanfic that I refuse to read. The comment Sluggy adds though...

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Um... What.

Hahaha, he sounds like Stephie from Assigned Male with her "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BIOLOGICAL SEX" soapboxing.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Hahaha, he sounds like Stephie from Assigned Male with her "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BIOLOGICAL SEX" soapboxing.

I totally wanna ask this dude for his reasoning now.

Also to explain crossdressers.