FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
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Just remember that she also has a :pickle:.

Edit: I cannot remember how to do spoilers. Halp
Edit2: Nevermind.
 
evilfluff said:
Its more your "Facts" are you restating your assertions as if they were already proven true and ignoring every single thing that proves that you are wrong.
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There, fixed that for you.

Slugfucker needs to learn what a logical fallacy is, why they suck, and why he should stop using them.
Case in point:

Slugfucker: All Goodra have bewbs and vagoos.
Everyone Else: I don't see any bewbs or vagoos. In fact I see muscular thighs like a 'roided up pro-wrestler and a roosters cocks-comb.
Slugfucker: All Goodra....have bewbs....and vagoos. Stop trolling me and just admit I'm right.
Everyone Else: Prove it.
Slugfucker: It Just Is. So There.
Everyone Else: (Provides proof that he is wrong.)
Slugfucker: See, this just proves I'm right. Thank you for feeding my ego. No I go and fap to more Goodra Porn. penis penis penis tentacle penis....

As the /b/tards would say: "This is made of Fail and AIDS."
 
LordCustos3 said:
There, fixed that for you.

Slugfucker needs to learn what a logical fallacy is, why they suck, and why he should stop using them.
Case in point:

Slugfucker: All Goodra have bewbs and vagoos.
Everyone Else: I don't see any bewbs or vagoos. In fact I see muscular thighs like a 'roided up pro-wrestler and a roosters cocks-comb.
Slugfucker: All Goodra....have bewbs....and vagoos. Stop trolling me and just admit I'm right.
Everyone Else: Prove it.
Slugfucker: It Just Is. So There.
Everyone Else: (Provides proof that he is wrong.)
Slugfucker: See, this just proves I'm right. Thank you for feeding my ego. No I go and fap to more Goodra Porn. penis penis penis tentacle penis....

As the /b/tards would say: "This is made of Fail and AIDS."
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^This

I think it's because of how he handles solidified canonical proof that makes me believe this whole thing that he's doing is one big front; some sort of facade or terrible trolling attempt in the Poke'mon fandom. If he legitimately thinks the same way in real life as the way he portrays himself on the internet, then the guy deserves to have his own padded room in the nearest loony bin and be kept away from Poke'mon and computers.
 
evilfluff said:
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Once again, denying something exists does not disprove it. The gender ratio is 50/50 male/female and nothing you say or do can change that. Also stop being mad someone took a username before you.
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Gooboy lives fully in his headcanon, which in itself wouldn't be a problem if he didn't try projecting it into the real world where it completely gets shot down by canon.

This is why he's such a lolcow. Call me an a-log if you want, but the guy is a completely delusional idiot just giving people something to laugh at and doesn't even care because he completely lacks any form of shame.
 
evilfluff said:
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You're only making me laugh at you, Gooboy.

Nintendo states that, canonically, Goodra has a 50/50 male to female ratio. No matter what people prefer or say, that is canonical proof. From Nintendo.

Your pathetic attempts at conjuring up "proof" to back up your asinine claims are nothing but videos, screenshots, and imagery of people who happen to have or be using female Goodra. The ones you pull up of people using male Goodra you disregard because it doesn't help you. Or you bitch and moan about gender confusion like a sperg.

You even reblogged a picture on your Tumblr of someone hugging a Goodra they referenced as male. Because they like male Goodra.

You're an idiot and it's hilarious how you dig your own grave.

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Pffft. Nope, can't take the death threats seriously, at all.

Just admit you wanna get banged up the bum by a male Goodra already. You get so worked up when we even remotely poke at you over that it really comes off that's what you want.

If you wanna bang a masculine goo dragon that's totally fine. I mean I'll still think you're weird and an idiot for everything you're doing, but hey we've all got our quirks.
 
gooboy, we've done all the research we need to. The pokemon website itself says there's a 50/50 gender ratio. You're the one denying canon, and the creators' intents for the species.
 
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"You can't tell people what they want," "I know how badly you want...." Okay buddy. Besides, a male goodra wouldn't need a strap-on, what with the penis. Or he could shove his fatherly antennae up there.

Also guys this just in, Nintendo and Game Freak have no authority over pokemon anymore.

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Welcome to the farms, buddy.
 
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