FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
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@Cosmos i believe slugfucker has a crush on you and by that i mean i think he wants to crush you to death because this level of of crazy is shitting the bed.

(whoops sorry this was already posted)
 
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Sharktopus said:
Cosmos is a man because she acts too cute.

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Look out @Cosmos, he likes you...you gonna get goo'd
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Oh, God, gross. No way, not in a million years, slugfucker. Plus, I've already pledged my hand to @Grimmleal!

Also, I'm hella kawaii. I don't have to force it, it's just how I am!

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Coldgrip said:
Why is he using "gender confused" as an insult?
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It's kind of hard to explain. You know how a Pokemon's gender is indicated by the little ♂ or♀by its name? Well, according to slugfucker, all Goodras with ♂ by their names are gender confused (shortened to GC), transgender monstrosities who deserve to be put out of their misery so that TRUE and HONEST Goodras can flourish.

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"OF HOMOSEXUAL DESCENT" holy shit what,

Also I doubt we would make fun of you for being homosexual, we are more into the fact that you want to fuck a fictional goo dragon and that you want to nintendo to patch the gender ratio you crazy idiot.

Trust me we have no qualms with people being gay, so no need to be afraid friend.
 
am I the only one who thinks he pays way too much attention to gender stereotypes? goodra just looking "feminine" and cosmos just seeming "masculine"? He definitely seems to have very strange ideas about gender and sexuality. case in point:
DocScuttleButt said:
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"OF HOMOSEXUAL DESCENT" holy shit what,

Also I doubt we would make fun of you for being homosexual, we are more into the fact that you want to fuck a fiction goo dragon and that you want to nintendo to patch the gender ratio you crazy idiot.

Trust me we have no qualms with people being gay, so no need to be afraid friend.
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Cosmos said:
Oh, God, gross. No way, not in a million years, slugfucker. Plus, I've already pledged my hand to @Grimmleal!

Also, I'm hella kawaii. I don't have to force it, it's just how I am!

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It's kind of hard to explain. You know how a Pokemon's gender is indicated by the little♂or♀by its name? Well, according to slugfucker, all Goodras with ♂by their names are gender confused (shortened to GC), transgender monstrosities who deserve to be put out of their misery so that TRUE and HONEST Goodras can flourish.

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How can a Pokemon be genderconfused? It's a piece of freaking data, the only confusion it gets is the Status Condition.
 
DocScuttleButt said:
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"OF HOMOSEXUAL DESCENT" holy shit what,

Also I doubt we would make fun of you for being homosexual, we are more into the fact that you want to fuck a fictional goo dragon and that you want to nintendo to patch the gender ratio you crazy idiot.

Trust me we have no qualms with people being gay, so no need to be afraid friend.
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If he were gay, that would be the least weird/mock-worthy thing about him.
 
Oh hey, I got quoted by this assclown.

That's another problem slugboy, I actually don't give a shit about your orientation, since I'm more amused by the fact you barely function in society; you have come damn close to losing your job due to sperg outs. It's to the point where I wouldn't be shocked if you got canned for this activity, especially since you've admitted to abusing company resources. The fact you also ritualistically killed a person via roleplay also was fucking hilarious.

Really, the fact that you might be a self-hating gay just adds to the amusement of this whole "quest" of yours, and the fact that it seems to actually be getting to you is a sheer bonus to me really.
 
Cosmos said:
Oh, God, gross. No way, not in a million years, slugfucker. Plus, I've already pledged my hand to @Grimmleal!

Also, I'm hella kawaii. I don't have to force it, it's just how I am!

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It's kind of hard to explain. You know how a Pokemon's gender is indicated by the little ♂ or♀by its name? Well, according to slugfucker, all Goodras with ♂ by their names are gender confused (shortened to GC), transgender monstrosities who deserve to be put out of their misery so that TRUE and HONEST Goodras can flourish.

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Yeah, slugfucker! Why you trying to take my waifu? You can keep your 'motherlies' to yourself.

Also, absolutely disgusting. Nobody wants to see you mutilate a pokemon because you can't stand men for whatever reason
 
So uh...Slugfucker is talking in more ebin /vp/ memes.

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I'm just waiting for my turn to get noticed by slugfucker-senpai.
I hope he says my sprites are terrible and that I should kill myself.
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