FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Cosmos said:
Oh, boy, let's see how much I'm not bothering slugfucker and how little he cares about this thread! Why, he's even laughing at us dumb plebeians! Oh, and he still absolutely refuses to accept my real gender. I would post a picture of myself, but we all know that slugfucker would take it upon himself to pick apart every single detail of my physical appearance and I'm not a masochist (note to slugfucker: No, I'm not ugly, but even if I looked like a supermodel you would probably still call me hideous).

Anyway, I was surprised to see the amount of times I was mentioned:

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Well it's obvious he'd call ya ugly; you're not a Goodra.

And notice how he's blaming you for the male Goodra account when @Philly Cheese Steak is the one who actually did it. What a yutz.
 
Jomadre said:
This thread makes me want to get X/Y and try a Goodra out. Anyone who knows about pokemon care to sperg a bit and tell me a bit more about Goodra?
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Goodra's one of the more powerful pokermern in the game, but it's quite depressingly a defensive mon even though dragon is a killer typing
 
My one regret is he hasn't RP tarded out in a while. I want to see him go super saiyan virtually again and kill an imaginary effigy. Also, this video is directed to Slugfucker:


And no Slugfucker, I read how you want to be violated in the ass by a Goodra. You'd have so much more free time and money if you just admitted you like men to yourself.
 
DocScuttleButt said:
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slugfucker doesnt want to fuck goodra, but also wants to fuck goodra.
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Which part of "kiwifarms.net: Where no shit is too minor!" does he not understand? If this is a troll: what exactly is he gaining from this? If he's legit then I ask the same question.

And trolls are educating people how to troll? That is probably the most autistic thing in this thread. Stupid, if true.
 
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KiwiBigJ can't catch a break, slimeslut is already on the case


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aw i got noticed, you ain't denying what i typed though slugfuck sooooo *shrug* ;v; I got called a freak oh joy
 
Slugfucker on Tumblr: I'M LAUGHING SO HARD HOLY SHIT, look at these dumbass loser trolls. Cosmos is such a gender confused neckbeard, people have to be retarded to listen to him. Kiwi Farms is such a huge joke, I can't stop laughing! I'm commenting on my thread every few minutes but I totally don't even care, lol!

Slugfucker IRL:
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The problem with your clever mastermind schtick is that you have clearly shown that you are watching and are quite *ahem* rustled. Sitting back and laughing does not equate to the massive yandere crush you seem to have on Cosmos.

Nothing you say makes you look smart and not crazy, especially since you've already admitted that you have homoerotic thoughts regarding a slug dragon monster thing, and the fact that you come dangerously close to losing your pissing job means that normality to you is but a fantasy.
 
This is gold! Pure gold! I have never seen anybody so out of their mind in a long time. Its like those who claim that Gardevoir can only be female because of how femmy it looks.
 
What makes the man?
Is it the Goodra in his ass,
Just 'cause she has big motherlies?
Or is it the way
He fights everyday?
...No it's probably the motherlies.
 
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