FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Grimmleal said:
EDIT: If there's ghost notes, all that means is the idiot got himself shadowbanned and there's no way of reversing that.
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You can leave ghost notes if you reblog on a private blog. I was just making the point that he had not deactivated again because there was no "femalegoodra-deactivated2015201" username. Apologies, it wasn't really a necessary detail.

Edit: Welp, I see that he's already back up again. Nevermind.
 
He sure likes to remind us that he ain't even mad between six posts about the forums.

If you're really not mad, why not just admit that you've made an account here to try ebin trolling? Like lol making a sockpuppet go trollshield is like the first chapter in the lolcow handbook.
 
Normally I hope to see the lolcows in question come crashland into their threads and freak out, but in this case, I think FemaleGoodra is beautiful just the way he is. If he came here it would be GOODRA IS FEMALE x 10,000 and nothing else. This way we get to observe the loon in his natural environment.

In other news ... how the hell do you tell if a giant slime dragon is "feminine" or not? Because nature has a pretty damned broad range of female appearance and behavior. Female anglerfish are feminine by the standards of anglerfish, but your average sane human wouldn't be turned on by the prospect of a woman ten times bigger than him who can absorb him into her skin. (Please not qualifiers "average" and "sane." This IS the Internet, after all.)

Plus, Pokemon has pretty stylized art. It would take breathtaking levels of desperation to look at a picture of a purple slug reptile and go "The perfect woman!"
 
Diego Brando said:
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Bitch doesn't want a mother, bitch wants a dominatrix if he's wanting "motherlies" up in his ass.

or a big beefy burly manly man
 
Grimmleal said:
Oh, apparently I want to marry @Cosmos now. Well, why don't we skip the ceremony then, eh?
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Hell, I don't have anything better to do and you're fucking awesome. Not to mention that we're two of the people who sparked the biggest shit storms. Let's do it :tomgirl:
 
Cosmos said:
Hmm, so what do we know of our newest member @enginengin?
  • Joined today
  • His very first post was very hostile and aggressive, calling all of us "gullible cunts" and mocking us for falling for slugfucker's le master trolling methods
  • Claims that he has infiltrated slugfucker's inner sanctum and has plenty of evidence to prove that slugfucker is a troll
  • Spends his time arguing with people instead of providing the aforementioned evidence
  • Accuses everyone and their mother of being slugfucker or being in league with him, including users who have been members of Kiwi Farms for months and even moderators
  • Seems to have abandoned ship when literally no one believed anything he said
tl;dr- This is becoming one of my favorite threads.
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We done good, @Cosmos. We done good...
 
Cosmos said:
Hell, I don't have anything better to do and you're fucking awesome. Not to mention that we're two of the people who sparked the biggest shit storms. Let's do it :tomgirl:
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Sweet! Man I didn't think a shitstorm of this caliber would end in a marriage :heart-full:
Best shitstorm ever.
 
Oh, boy, let's see how much I'm not bothering slugfucker and how little he cares about this thread! Why, he's even laughing at us dumb plebeians! Oh, and he still absolutely refuses to accept my real gender. I would post a picture of myself, but we all know that slugfucker would take it upon himself to pick apart every single detail of my physical appearance and I'm not a masochist (note to slugfucker: No, I'm not ugly, but even if I looked like a supermodel you would probably still call me hideous).

Anyway, I was surprised to see the amount of times I was mentioned:

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Cosmos said:
Oh, boy, let's see how much I'm not bothering slugfucker and how little he cares about this thread! Why, he's even laughing at us dumb plebeians! Oh, and he still absolutely refuses to accept my real gender. I would post a picture of myself, but we all know that slugfucker would take it upon himself to pick apart every single detail of my physical appearance and I'm not a masochist (note to slugfucker: No, I'm not ugly, but even if I looked like a supermodel you would probably still call me hideous).

Anyway, I was surprised to see the amount of times I was mentioned:

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I love how he's so mad at you when I'm the one doing all the stuff and you've done nothing to him lol
 
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