FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%
  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%
  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%

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i dont see how im defending it. the very thing he doesnt want is to be revealed that he is a troll the prick will probably deny all of this whenever he gets his tumblr going again. pretend like he doesnt know me or sometin'

im currently in the process of compiling some pics. just give me a bit you impatient fucks

Now now, there's no need to be an asshole. Believe me, first impressions are KEY here.

You're calling us idiots for falling for his trolls, but you couldn't provide evidence in the same post to support your claim. You had plenty of time to open with a bang, but instead you open with a "u guize are faggots" mentality.
 
i dont see how im defending it. the very thing he doesnt want is to be revealed that he is a troll the prick will probably deny all of this whenever he gets his tumblr going again. pretend like he doesnt know me or sometin'

im currently in the process of compiling some pics. just give me a bit you impatient fucks
If by "compile some pics" you mean "photoshop some pics"
 
i dont see how im defending it. the very thing he doesnt want is to be revealed that he is a troll the prick will probably deny all of this whenever he gets his tumblr going again. pretend like he doesnt know me or sometin'

im currently in the process of compiling some pics. just give me a bit you impatient fucks

Your very first post said:

just a reminder that all of you are gullible cunts and that you are all falling for his bait. the slugfucker is a troll. you are all giving him the attention he wants. ever figured out why he hasn't replied yet? because you are feeding him. he is probably sitting in his fat fuckseat chuckling at all of you especially you cosmos. you're giving him everything he wants and that's fame. he is only doing this for attention and now he has it. he is only a nega cwc.

At the very least you're excusing his actions. You also insulted @Cosmos which isn't fucking cool. If you had definitive proof my recommendation would have been to compile it and drop it here with explanations and spoiler tags. Instead you show up, call everyone here a dumbass and sort of excuse him acting like a fucking moron. If you can't see why a lot of us are skeptical, you deserve those autistic ratings.

On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate the feeling of Goodra's slimy butthole clenched around your dick?

He wants Goodra inside him! Not the other way around!
 
im currently in the process of compiling some pics. just give me a bit you impatient fucks

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why not just post em as you get em instead of making us wait? unless you don't have them.
 
Wow, I'm away for an hour and a massive development emerges without me. What kind of thread starter am I? D:

Anyway, aside from the obvious "@enginengin is slugfucker" point, let me bring up another one. Even if slugfucker is a master trolling extraordinaire who has fucking apprentices and whatnot, guess what? He's still a huge loser. What sane person would devote so much time and energy (not to mention money) into trolling a 4chan board? What a sad waste of energy. Even most of Chris's trolls gave up after a few months.
 
Not to my knowledge, no. Generally, he's much savvier than other lolcows.
Lame. I'mma draw him as a neckbeard until further notice, then.

EDIT: There are so many awesome artists in this thread! I hope this gets as good as the Connor one~

EDIT x2 COMBO: Still doing stuff for the Connor thread, just stupid shit's been happening on the ol' homestead & I haven't had time to really sit down & draw anything.

EDIT III: RETURN OF THE EDIT: wait wut
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i dont see how im defending it. the very thing he doesnt want is to be revealed that he is a troll the prick will probably deny all of this whenever he gets his tumblr going again. pretend like he doesnt know me or sometin'

im currently in the process of compiling some pics. just give me a bit you impatient fucks
Did you like all of our fatherly and masculine contributions for Goodra, slugfucker?
 
Anyway, aside from the obvious "@enginengin is slugfucker" point, let me bring up another one. Even if slugfucker is a master trolling extraordinaire who has fucking apprentices and whatnot, guess what? He's still a huge loser. What sane person would devote so much time and energy (not to mention money) into trolling a 4chan board? What a sad waste of energy. Even most of Chris's trolls gave up after a few months.

I was just about to say the same thing! Beyond a certain threshold of time and effort, sufficiently dedicated trolling is indistinguishable from real craziness. I don't care how Slugfucker really feels about Goodra in his heart of hearts; the fact that he's doing this at all means he's a complete lolcow.
 
Dude if he was a troll why would he spend thousands of dollars on ban evasion
 
This dude just accused me of being in league with Slugfucker after I warned him. Lol, I don't even give a shit about Slugfucker.
 
I wonder if he realizes that as a part-mollusk creature, Goodra will need to stab him with Love Darts prior to mating.
 
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