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Considering how often he's mentioned a desire to have the Sluggoth's "motherlies" shoved up his bum, I think that first theory has some weight to it.
FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows
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I will admit one thing however, and I've seen a lot of people agree with this sentiment. In some way Slugfucker is the one thing that keeps /vp/ 'alive'. I don't know how many of you have frequented it recently, but it's nigh universally held that even by 4chan standards, /vp/ is shit. Really, REALLY shit. One of the worst boards on the site. The amount of things to talk about when it comes to Pokémon is surprisingly limited, since most matters like the anime, game mechanics, and game interactions is covered in its handful of general threads; and they've become not much other than hoardes of beggers looking for free Pokémon giveaways, the worst kinds of waifufags, and ceaseless amounts of incessant shitposters. Outside the generals is a whole different story. It's well known fact that whenever a new Pokémon game is about to come out, 4chan is a great place to find early leaks. This means that with the recent ORAS release, eager fans poured in from Reddit and associated sites in droves, bringing their cancer and newfaggotry with them. And the tragedy is that even once the game is out, they don't leave. And it shows. Outside the generals there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING besides one-line OP's, fedora threads, frog threads, bane threads, bait threads, and just other nonsensical or repetitive nonsense. No, I don't care how much you like Courtney or Gardevoir, we do NOT need a new thread of them every single day. And yes, I know that /tr/ and /vp/ were made as containment boards after /v/ was overrun with Pokémon threads, and it's thus a necessary evil, but at the same time it's just not worth having an entire board dedicated solely to something as surprisingly limited as Pokémon. Because right now it's just a mess. A trip around the catalog will show you just how stricken the place has become. All this leaves is Showderp and the Romhack projects, but don't worry about that, and Goodra threads. And believe me when I say I've seen many anons agree they're the most fun threads on the board. They're just havens of funposting, and purposefully pissing off their ruthlessly persistent OP. In a way I find that Slugfucker is the one thing that unites /vp/ as a whole, because everyone thinks he's the capital faggot. For anyone anywhere on 4chan to agree on something is a feat to behold. That's why all he's succeeded in doing is making himself a scapegoat, and united everybody against him. For that reason he gets my thanks, and his commitment is still worthy of commendation, since he seems to be the last unironic poster left on the board.
But seriously, the uses of /vp/ should be expanded to other mainstream localized anime and video games, such as Digimon or Yugioh or Dragonball. At least then there would be some fresh discussion.
Appologies for this longass and possibly sidetracked post, insomnia tends to drive me to write.
But seriously, the uses of /vp/ should be expanded to other mainstream localized anime and video games, such as Digimon or Yugioh or Dragonball. At least then there would be some fresh discussion.
Appologies for this longass and possibly sidetracked post, insomnia tends to drive me to write.
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Some people name their Pokemon "YES" and "NO" in order to communicate during trades. Since it wasn't called "Goddess" or something creepy like that, you should be fine.
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I think Goodra is a male sometimes because this is a fact and it is true. Even though someone has already said this on every page for the last 18 pages I will announce that Goodra can be sometimes male because this is factual and important for people to know because it is true and not a lie like Femalegoodra would have you believe. Some people might not have noticed the very premise of the entire thread yet so I'm raising awareness that there is a 50/50 gender ratio among the Goo things.
Here is a picture of a man.
I call him Commander Penis because he commands his penis to do the sex on snails.
Here is a picture of a man.
I call him Commander Penis because he commands his penis to do the sex on snails.
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Female pikachu have different shaped tails now. Also I took my manly goodra and made it even more manly
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Hey guys, remember when slugfucker totally went off on me for seemingly no reason (if you need a refresher, just check my original post again)? And his subsequent freakout is what inspired me to make this awesome thread? Well, I think I finally have an answer.
Despite @SteelPlatedHeart being the one to formally introduce slugfucker to the Pokemon lolcows thread, and I only responded to his post, slugfucker zeroed in on me for one reason and one reason only: I acknowledged that Goodra's design was "very feminine."
You see, in slugfucker's mind, if you say something like "Well, yeah, I guess Goodra is a pretty girly-looking Pokemon" or admit that you think its design is at least a little feminine, slugfucker automatically assumes that you agree with him 110% and are on his side. Even if you say "Goodra may look feminine, but that doesn't mean that the entire species is only female," he'll accuse your entire argument of being invalid because you've already agreed with him and boosted his ego, and now you're only just using damage control.
After looking at these posts, slugfucker's reaction to me is no longer a mystery.
For comparison purposes, here's slugfucker's first response to me:
Piece by piece, we're putting slugfucker's psyche together.
Despite @SteelPlatedHeart being the one to formally introduce slugfucker to the Pokemon lolcows thread, and I only responded to his post, slugfucker zeroed in on me for one reason and one reason only: I acknowledged that Goodra's design was "very feminine."
You see, in slugfucker's mind, if you say something like "Well, yeah, I guess Goodra is a pretty girly-looking Pokemon" or admit that you think its design is at least a little feminine, slugfucker automatically assumes that you agree with him 110% and are on his side. Even if you say "Goodra may look feminine, but that doesn't mean that the entire species is only female," he'll accuse your entire argument of being invalid because you've already agreed with him and boosted his ego, and now you're only just using damage control.
After looking at these posts, slugfucker's reaction to me is no longer a mystery.
For comparison purposes, here's slugfucker's first response to me:
Piece by piece, we're putting slugfucker's psyche together.
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I had to contribute somehow.
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just a reminder that all of you are gullible cunts and that you are all falling for his bait. the slugfucker is a troll. you are all giving him the attention he wants. ever figured out why he hasn't replied yet? because you are feeding him. he is probably sitting in his fat fuckseat chuckling at all of you especially you cosmos. you're giving him everything he wants and that's fame. he is only doing this for attention and now he has it. he is only a nega cwc.
how do i know? well, remember when he said he has apprentices? i'm one of them. he does not get all this shit out himself. he has followers working for him and they will only do it when they feel like it. im not sure how much though all i know is that im one of them. i do hope the others will wake up after this. if he is lurking this thread right now and suspects that one of his apprentices is a double agent a la me, he will probably remove that person from his skype list. i dont care. i already have all the proof i need to debunk him once and for all. i've been trailing him and pretending to be his online buddy for months now.
all i can say is that slugfucker did indeed suck bui's cock for a vpn. no picture but bui himself told me on steam. this was a long time ago though, so i do not have the chat history.
i'll show some proof. just let me get everything together. this will piss him the fuck off, but i do not fucking care. it hurts to see all these people falling for his bait countless times. that tumblr raid against him was fucking hysterical.
tl;dr
slugfucker is a troll and all of you are falling for his pathetic excuse for bait
how do i know? well, remember when he said he has apprentices? i'm one of them. he does not get all this shit out himself. he has followers working for him and they will only do it when they feel like it. im not sure how much though all i know is that im one of them. i do hope the others will wake up after this. if he is lurking this thread right now and suspects that one of his apprentices is a double agent a la me, he will probably remove that person from his skype list. i dont care. i already have all the proof i need to debunk him once and for all. i've been trailing him and pretending to be his online buddy for months now.
all i can say is that slugfucker did indeed suck bui's cock for a vpn. no picture but bui himself told me on steam. this was a long time ago though, so i do not have the chat history.
i'll show some proof. just let me get everything together. this will piss him the fuck off, but i do not fucking care. it hurts to see all these people falling for his bait countless times. that tumblr raid against him was fucking hysterical.
tl;dr
slugfucker is a troll and all of you are falling for his pathetic excuse for bait
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You should calm down dude, you're sounding like a nut bar.
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how so?
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So he made everyone think he's a disgusting deviant for lulz. Boy sure trolled me. My face is like so red now. Genius plan epic ween 10/10.
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Would you let a Goodra suck your cock?
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It just sounds a bit far fetched without evidence. "Apprentices" and "double agents" makes it sound like your talking about a movie or something. Like he pays people for this? This is like peter coffin levels of crazy if true.how so?
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yes. from my perspective i would say that is the case.
he is a cannibal troll. feeds off people making fun of him and giving him fame. he wants to be remembered and enjoys the nickname that we came up for him [slugfucker] picks the most autistic subject and then uses that the whole way. says hes not a troll so people think otherwise and uses fake autism to make people laugh at him and take him more seriously even more. that's his logic.
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Thanks for the reminder. I was entertained by someone acting like a fucking psychopath online for months on end, I still doubt it was all just acting but anything is possible. Maybe this guy deserves to be the next Andy Kaufman? So I'm guessing your name is Tony Clifton?
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