FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Grimmleal said:
Holy fuck I had no idea my team and sparking slugfucker's spreging was going to go this far.

This is just goddamn hilarious.

This is the Goodra that started it all. His name is Blorp and he is glorious.
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Welcome to Kiwi Farms! Thank you for joining us!

What was your first impression of slugfucker? And how long did he obsess over Blorp?
 
Grimmleal said:
Holy fuck I had no idea my team and sparking slugfucker's spreging was going to go this far.

This is just goddamn hilarious.

This is the Goodra that started it all. His name is Blorp and he is glorious.
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Oh hey, fancy meeting you here!

(just to claify for other kiwis, that Goodra pic I did was of Blorp himself, hence the vest!)
 
Cosmos said:
Welcome to Kiwi Farms! Thank you for joining us!

What was your first impression of slugfucker? And how long did he obsess over Blorp?
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First impression?

Well, I saw them months before and just thought: "Nobody is this fucking dumb." But they were this dumb.

So Blorp came to be. I sat on posting Blorp for months, turned him into a bulky physical attacker, and posted him for bait. Slugfucker was on me for a week.

Also @MayMay fancy seeing you here!
 
Cosmos said:
Here's my first offering. I managed to find the post where slugfucker explains why he's so obsessed with Goodra. It's... even worse than what you would expect.
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Tl;dr
  • Goodra is feminine
  • Literally the most feminine girly woman goddess ever
  • Her goo can be used as lubricant
  • She's NOT A TRAP nor can she ever trick anyone because she's is FEMALE. She's not like one of those dang Gardevoirs.
  • She's a goddess, apparently. Move over, "christfags," your false god is about to be dethroned.
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See...uh...the problem with this is that Goodra is widely discussed as the most shit "pseudo legendary" line around; even worse than Dragonair line...and people fuckin' hate that line.

Also, as far as I know...it's viable depending on your set, but not as goddess-like as he says.

I was thinking of doing more bara Goodra splices, if anyone's interested.
 
Going for a walk but when I'm back if anyone's interested I have about 14 macho named male Goomys and one female Goomy named 'COSMOS' to give away if anyone would like one, the majority with 'Gooey' as an ability so specify if you want one of those, will post my friend code here when I get back and dw what to trade in return, just wanna share the Goomy love :heart-full:
 
Grimmleal said:
Holy fuck I had no idea my team and sparking slugfucker's spreging was going to go this far.

This is just goddamn hilarious.

This is the Goodra that started it all. His name is Blorp and he is glorious.
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Welcome to the Kiwi Farms. We hope you enjoy your stay.
Did our dear slugfucker start out less nutty and get worse, or was this more of a 0-60 kind of deal?
 
Sharktopus said:
See...uh...the problem with this is that Goodra is widely discussed as the most shit "pseudo legendary" line around; even worse than Dragonair line...and people fuckin' hate that line.

Also, as far as I know...it's viable depending on your set, but not as goddess-like as he says.

I was thinking of doing more bara Goodra splices, if anyone's interested.
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I think most people were just dissapoint at the lack of fairy type (he looks cutesy enough)

He still gets a fair few options and only two mediocre stats while the rest are 90 or above. Again I think it's just low speed and lack of fairy that brings him down.
 
Ironic that he hates people with autism, when he's probably autistic himself for obsessing over a Pokemon's gender.
 
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