FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Wait, I got to know, how does he feel about male Goomys and Sliggoos though? Like, they don't have to become Goodras just like male Combees don't become Vespiqueens. If there are no male Goomys and Sliggoos then how would we get more beautiful female Goodras?!

I need answers to these very important questions.
 
meatslab said:
Wait, I got to know, how does he feel about male Goomys and Sliggoos though? Like, they don't have to become Goodras just like male Combees don't become Vespiqueens. If there are no male Goomys and Sliggoos then how would we get more beautiful female Goodras?!

I need answers to these very important questions.
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He apparently doesn't mind male Sliggoos or Goomys as they are more 'androgynous'; I guess their antennae aren't motherly enough.
 
meatslab said:
Wait, I got to know, how does he feel about male Goomys and Sliggoos though? Like, they don't have to become Goodras just like male Combees don't become Vespiqueens. If there are no male Goomys and Sliggoos then how would we get more beautiful female Goodras?!

I need answers to these very important questions.
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This is the funniest thing I've seen in a really long time. I'd like to know his reasoning behind Goodra being the 'one true goddess', and how that view differs from other religious crazies.
 
Loke said:
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a really long time. I'd like to know his reasoning behind Goodra being the 'one true goddess', and how that view differs from other religious crazies.
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This pretty much sums up my thoughts on slugfucker. Half of me really hopes he comes here and tries to bring the "fight" to us. It would be amazing.

On a side note - now I am really tempted to draw a manly picture of Goodra. :P
 
I really want to see him flip his shit when somebody tells him Goodra looks like a penis.
 
I just noticed Sliggoo is more feminine than Goodra. It's got eyelashes and titties.

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Goodra isn't even a god in the Pokemon world, this is all so fucked. I like how we've all come to expect the imminent invasion of the cows here.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
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This is a little disturbing to me, actually.
Male Goomy: chill :3
Male Sliggoo: chill :3
Male Gardevoir/Lopunny/Anything: chill :3
Male Goodra: THE FULL, SEARING HATRED OF A THOUSAND SUNS. :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
I mean, I know she's your waifu, but DUDE.

I also kinda wanted him to come here. It'd be hilarious.
 
Oh man this is rich. I had to go check what sex my goodra is in pokemon x, and its a dang dirty maaaaale. (nicknamed Walter) seriously though, this guy might be my new favorite 'cow
 
This one cracked me up. I only capped the last couple of reblogs because the whole thing literally took up the entire page, but this summarizes slugfucker in a nutshell:

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Person: Facts, logic, and proof.
Slugfucker: Goodra is a girl.
 
Cosmos said:
This one cracked me up. I only capped the last couple of reblogs because the whole thing literally took up the entire page, but this summarizes slugfucker in a nutshell:

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Person: Facts, logic, and proof.
Slugfucker: Goodra is a girl.
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I wonder if he also thinks jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
 
Holy fuck I had no idea my team and sparking slugfucker's spreging was going to go this far.

This is just goddamn hilarious.

This is the Goodra that started it all. His name is Blorp and he is glorious.
 

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Grimmleal said:
Holy fuck I had no idea my team and sparking slugfucker's spreging was going to go this far.

This is just goddamn hilarious.

This is the Goodra that started it all. His name is Blorp and he is glorious.
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Indeed. Praise Blorp, a true Goodra among Goodras! And I tip my hat to you, good sir, for raising such a fine specimen! May your Goodra annoy slugfucker for many years to come!
 
I honestly didn't think Slugfucker was notable outside of the /vp/ spamming. Shitlery like this always finds a way to run deep, I suppose.
 
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