FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Aaaaand there it is.
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Well then, more devling into the mind of a slugfucker...
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I'm convinced that he hates autistic people purely because he's autistic, himself, and doesn't want to admit it. With his unhealthy obsession for a single Pokemon, I can't see him as anything but autistic. Just like how female only Goodras are his headcanon, slugfucker's autism is my headcanon. Difference is my headcanon has evidence.
 
I recall him posting on Tumblr that he wasted $20 on a self-serve 4chan ad that just said that ORAS were bad remakes because Goodra's gender wasn't corrected. Can't link though because of the password. There are rumors that he's connected to another Pokémon lolcow that shitposted on /vp/, named Bui. Bui was a guy that spammed eeveelution porn on the board, had a fetish for pokémon paws and tried to get people to rp smut with him on /vp/, and porn isn't allowed on /vp/.

Slugfucker himself thinks that Bui became a /vp/ mod, which is too improbable. There are rumors going around the /vp/ board that Slugfucker yiffed with Bui to get a VPN, and there's still other rumors that Slugfucker and Bui are the same person.
 
Here are just a few of the gems I've managed to dig up. Hold onto your butts.

"God isn't the real God, these fictional monsters that were created by Japanese people in 2013 are!!!"
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"I've considered the idea of getting a kid and afflicting them with cancer so that I can make Game Freak change Goodra's gender ratio out of pity."
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...There are no words.

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This cracked me up. Someone drew slugfucker a picture of Goodra being the manliest fucker ever... and FemaleGoodra still claimed he looks "insanely feminine."
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Slugfucker has 24 imaginary friends. Because people usually keep an exact count of how many friends they have.

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And let's give this another look because it deserves it:
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Bamboo Claw said:
I recall him posting on Tumblr that he wasted $20 on a self-serve 4chan ad that just said that ORAS were bad remakes because Goodra's gender wasn't corrected. Can't link though because of the password. There are rumors that he's connected to another Pokémon lolcow that shitposted on /vp/, named Bui. Bui was a guy that spammed eeveelution porn on the board, had a fetish for pokémon paws and tried to get people to rp smut with him on /vp/, and porn isn't allowed on /vp/.

Slugfucker himself thinks that Bui became a /vp/ mod, which is too improbable. There are rumors going around the /vp/ board that Slugfucker yiffed with Bui to get a VPN, and there's still other rumors that Slugfucker and Bui are the same person.
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Huh, I actually saw a couple tumblr posts of him bitching about someone named Bui. I just assumed it was someone he had declared his archenemy for the same reasons he went after Cosmos for.
 
I really wanna be surprised by all these "I wanna fuck the mommy slug" revelations but this is still pretty soft core as far as the pokemon community goes, this is why when my young cousin started liking the games I instructed my gran and uncle to tell him to come to me for info rather than looking it up online, he made the mistake of being a fan of Lucario....nuff said there I think.
 
The mods keep IP banning Slugfucker and deleting his threads for spamming, and he had a dry spell on /vp/ before getting a dynamic IP to evade the bans, so he has a gigantic grudge against the /vp/ mods and he thinks Bui is a mod so therefore he hates Bui. Makes sense.
 
The /vp/ shitposter went to Tumblr about this?
Thought that nigga was just doing it to troll people but he might actually be serious with this.

also 50 percent chance of goodra being a male bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
I do remember that ad. It was a cheaply made blue and red banner that looked like it was crafted in MS paint in thirty seconds. I highly doubt he made it though; he usually just adds whatever recent /vp/ happenings that happen to be happening to his pasta as time goes on.

I've found I do have several screencaps saved from his plights within his own past threads, but I'll dig those up tomorrow since it's nearing 3 in the morning my end.

I will admit though, considering I hadn't even heard of this place until somebody mentioned it in one of those very threads no more than a day ago, you guys seem alright. I just might end up freqenting this place.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Gonna copy paste my post from another thread:


Oh yeah, he'll harass the shit out of people. Someone drew a pic of their friend's male Goodra to cheer them up since Our Pet Goodracow was harassing their post.

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Pretty cute, right?

His response to said pic?

"I want to cut her head open like a can opener with a rusted combat knife that would give any human tetanus, and rip out her fucking brain and fry it so I can turn it into a burger to eat.. Then I want to cut open her motherly belly with the aformentioned knife and shove 69 sticks of dynamite inside of it only to seal that feminine belly up, and have it detonate right next to me so I can be covered in her girly organs.



I hate male Goodra. I hate her so much.

And I hate this specific one even more.. Never EVER have I hated something so much, and this piece of shit isn’t even real."

Classy.

Source: http://bosstigger.tumblr.com/post/110509282005/sweet-cherry-doodles-femalegoodra-bosstigger
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Hey that's my pic!
I wonder if anything was said about me, since I was also a bit of an early commentor. Probably not, I'm not very notable.:P

Also name suggestions:
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Although "Solid Snake" also works.
 
His anti-autism thing is both hilarious and saddening in equal measure

Just like his autistic obsession with female Goodra
 
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