FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%
  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%
  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%

  • Total voters
    717
*unzips katana*
*kneels down, my white hair and trenchcoat flowing upward with power*

I haven't cringed this hard after reading Jay's infamous words "Aren't you excited to enjoy my four inches?".
 
Lol, I can't wait for this one to show up. Goodra is a favorite of mine, and I have three of them, all with different movesets. Two of them are girls, Gumdrop and Lavinia, but the third? *GASP* A male! His name is Slughorn, and he's a sap sipper. It's odd, the Pokemon fandom attracts all sorts of weird, but I've noticed this gender sort of thing really make people go crazy. I recall someone spazzing because I mentioned that one called Mienshao was very 'feminine', and meant to evoke a dancer in the way it battles, and they started freaking, screeching that Mienshao one-shots things with its high attack stat. Seeing someone this passionate about something so, so silly though, wow. It's just a stupid game, for Od's sake.
 
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These little gooey bassas are ready to take on Wondertrade, and for added kicks I kept the females to trade and named them all 'COSMOS' ;)
 
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This dude is also known for being anti-Autism. Ironically compared to other lolcows I have seen, this is the first time I have seen a lolcow actually seem to hate Autistic people though.
 
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This dude is also known for being anti-Autism. Ironically compared to other lolcows I have seen, this is the first time I have seen a lolcow actually seem to hate Autistic people though.
Because starting a tumblr page dedicated to what's going on between a fictional cartoon monsters legs is far less laughable than a mental condition. This guy just gets more and more lulzy with every second.
 
Come on FemaleGoodra, make an account and post here! Some of us are big Pokemon fans, I'll even exchange friend codes with you!
 
I happen to be Autistic (like professionally diagnosed) and I can tell you that I don't act like any of these idiots. Hell, most of the people I know who are actually Autistic don't act like fucking lolcows like many of the people who have a thread on here.
Dude a general rule of thumb is if a group you belong to is being made fun of here, don't turn up posting "but not all of us are like that." Just sit back, take a deep breath and remember where you are, it makes life a lot easier and reduces the risk of you becoming a target.
 
Even though he password protected his blog, you can still see his stuff using this search and Google Cache. You can also use this search instead, because the first one pulls up a lot of links to images (which Google Cache isn't pulling up, it seems).

I'm going through and archiving his posts, because they're fucking gold. I'd appreciate some help doing so, because this is a doozy.

Here's my first offering. I managed to find the post where slugfucker explains why he's so obsessed with Goodra. It's... even worse than what you would expect.
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Tl;dr
  • Goodra is feminine
  • Literally the most feminine girly woman goddess ever
  • Her goo can be used as lubricant
  • She's NOT A TRAP nor can she ever trick anyone because she's is FEMALE. She's not like one of those dang Gardevoirs.
  • She's a goddess, apparently. Move over, "christfags," your false god is about to be dethroned.

But yeah, other people have mentioned it, but it really seems like this guy is so terrified by the thought of being gay that he wants to retcon an entire Pokemon's gender so that he won't get tricked by a trap. Dude, you already want to fuck a slug dragon, I think being attracted to another male would be the least of your problems.
 
Holy fuck, this guy has achieved maximum autism. The other people with threads here are crazy...but damn this is insane.
 
Even though he password protected his blog, you can still see his stuff using this search and Google Cache. You can also use this search instead, because the first one pulls up a lot of links to images (which Google Cache isn't pulling up, it seems).

I'm going through and archiving his posts, because they're fucking gold. I'd appreciate some help doing so, because this is a doozy.

Here's my first offering. I managed to find the post where slugfucker explains why he's so obsessed with Goodra. It's... even worse than what you would expect.
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Tl;dr
  • Goodra is feminine
  • Literally the most feminine girly woman goddess ever
  • Her goo can be used as lubricant
  • She's NOT A TRAP nor can she ever trick anyone because she's is FEMALE. She's not like one of those dang Gardevoirs.
  • She's a goddess, apparently. Move over, "christfags," your false god is about to be dethroned.

But yeah, other people have mentioned it, but it really seems like this guy is so terrified by the thought of being gay that he wants to retcon an entire Pokemon's gender so that he won't get tricked by a trap. Dude, you already want to fuck a slug dragon, I think being attracted to another male would be the least of your problems.
Well that wasn't completely horrifying to read at all
 
Holy fuck, this guy has achieved maximum autism. The other people with threads here are crazy...but damn this is insane.
I'm speechless. I really am. This guy has left me with nothing. Not a witty comment, not a shitpost, not even A-Logging hatred to share.

There is only the endless void of delusion and autism that is Femalegoodra. He is the void, the abyss, and we have stared into it.

FemaleGoodra is fascinating for so many reasons. I haven't quite seen anyone like him. Let's see, he's
  • Obsessed and delusional
  • Believes that his views are the only "right" ones and that everyone else is just trolling
  • Is a 4chan reject but extensively uses Tumblr
  • Uses 4chan slang like "-fag," "kek," and "samefagging."
  • Has an excessively narrow focus; all he wants is for Goodra's gender ratio to be changed from 50% to 100% female. Even Chris's BLUE ARMS demands have more of an impact because they revolve around the main character, not 1 of 720 Pokemon.
  • Insists on calling/believing everyone who disagrees with him male; it may be because of his 4chan experiences (there are no girls on the internet and all that) or he may just refuse to believe that a woman would disagree with him. There's also the possibility that he misgenders people to cause them the same distress that he gets when people call Goodra male.
  • Will harass people for literally hours at a time with no letting up, painstakingly regurgitating his points over and over and over again.
  • Apparently has a job and got yelled at by his boss because he was wasting his time shitposting Goodra stuff (read the first actual paragraph). He's also apparently sunken a lot of money into his crusade (buying a microserver and VPNs for two years).

I found this /vp/ thread (linked from FemaleGoodra's blog itself) where people were complaining about and making fun of slugfucker. It's quite a read.
 
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There's a surprisingly active thread right now, if any of you felt like coming to help with the shitposting until it dies.

Thanks! It seems like a few of the people there are aware of this thread and trying to coax him into going here. Sweet.

Also, thanks to /vp/, I came across some slugfucker's "work"
 
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