FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
I'm not sure if this has been mentioned previously, but I checked through this thread and the Pokemon thread and didn't see anything, so.

His blog is being listed as deactivated if you look at asks that he's sent other people.
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It also appears that someone on tumblr has been going around snapping up all the related urls to try to deter him.
http://female-goodra.tumblr.com/

The only thing I can think is that either he deleted and remade his blog and is sitting on it or the person mentioned above grabbed it after he left the site.
 
seagull said:
I'm not sure if this has been mentioned previously, but I checked through this thread and the Pokemon thread and didn't see anything, so.

His blog is being listed as deactivated if you look at asks that he's sent other people.
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It also appears that someone on tumblr has been going around snapping up all the related urls to try to deter him.
http://female-goodra.tumblr.com/

The only thing I can think is that either he deleted and remade his blog and is sitting on it or the person mentioned above grabbed it after he left the site.
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Well, whatever it is he's doing, I'm sure he's lurking the forms. Wonder how he feels about seeing all these shiny male Goodras...ah well, too bad he can't tell us. So I'm just going to assume he loves them and wants to see more male Goodras.
 
I wondertraded 9 Goomy's tonight, not much but it's getting late so I'll hatch more and send them out tomorrow. I hope Thrustsaurus, McHardGroin, Man Meat, Beefcake and the others are able to live their lives to the extreme in the most manliest of ways, because when they grow up and become MALE Goodra they will be the very best, like no one ever was.
 
seagull said:
I'm not sure if this has been mentioned previously, but I checked through this thread and the Pokemon thread and didn't see anything, so.

His blog is being listed as deactivated if you look at asks that he's sent other people.
View attachment 16556

It also appears that someone on tumblr has been going around snapping up all the related urls to try to deter him.
http://female-goodra.tumblr.com/

The only thing I can think is that either he deleted and remade his blog and is sitting on it or the person mentioned above grabbed it after he left the site.
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I just want to add that, before he did all this, he was gloating about how stupid I was and (along with how pathetic those at the Farms are) how he had "backed me into a corner." Then he DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING to prevent us from sifting through his shit.

But you guys, we're the delusional cowards, not him!
 
I just want slugfucker to come visit us.

I even made him this special present.
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5,000 hours in MS Paint.

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So, I just had an idea for the perfect day to flood Wonder Trade with the manliest male Goodras the Pokeworld has ever seen. It's admittedly a while away, but it would give us plenty of time to evolve all those males fully for trading. And giving OurPetLolGoodra's reasoning for Goodras only being female, I think its a perfect time to do so.

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#Save♂Goodra

Also, it should be an unofficial rule that every post in this thread ends with a manly name suggestion. I'm surprised no one has mentioned the manliest name in all of Mandom: Chuck Norris!
 
My first three male Goomys have hatched and two of them (Skull Krusher and Buster Hymen, courtesy of Cosmos' name suggestions) are being sent out while I'm keeping the third for shits and giggles. I'm considering Victor Steel and Powers Boothe for the next batch
 
i'm up for contributing to the cause of saving male goodra. but wouldn't stuff like that be considered a trolling plan? it's more of a conservation effort, but still.
manly name contribution: king cobra
 
Jesus christ, this guy.
Back when I went to /vp/ I thought "oh look, someone's trying to force a new ebin maymay. yay." To know that not only it was one person, but this individual was actually serious, I'm... I'm just fucking speechless.

Saney said:
Wait, how could we be so stupid...the obvious name is @Hulk Hogan.
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> Goodra can learn Superpower, Focus Punch, Strength AND Swagger :)
> but not Bulk Up :heart-empty:
 
What cracks me up is him calling Goodra the 'most feminine pokemon'

Gardevoir and Meloetta are very humanoid with some dress thing going on. Nidoqueen and Jynx have actual goddamn tits. Goodra is a fat slug that is vaguely reminiscent of a wingless dragon.

He's into some weird girls, if Goodra is his epitome of feminity.
 
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