FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
I can't find a camera at the moment, so no pics, but I'm now the proud owner of a Butch Brother! (Mine has a Sharpedonite, because he is manly enough to have ripped the precious essence out of a razor shark.) Now I must breed him with a Ditto and send his manly offspring, uncorrupted by any trace of estrogen or nurturing, into the wild via Wonder Trade.
 
This is an 'extreme advertisement' that somebody on /vp/ created as a one-post counter to everything Slugfucker presents.
I think you'll find it quite funny
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Dear Slugfucker,
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Fucky you.
Love, @Cosmos

(apologies for reusing this)
 
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Well, not only has slugfucker netted me a bunch of lulz thanks to all of the wonderful people contributing to this thread (and I got to see @BOLDYSPICY!'s fanart of me again!), I also got a shiny, MANLY AS FUCK Goodra courtesy of @Philly Cheese Steak.

I'm so happy right now. Thank you Kiwi Farms, and thank you, slugfucker.
 
If JustinRPG ever comes on the forums I'm doing a shiny Reshiram giveaway as well.
 
Twn. said:
This is an 'extreme advertisement' that somebody on /vp/ created as a one-post counter to everything Slugfucker presents.
I think you'll find it quite funny
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This is so goddamned beautiful I'm gonna cry.

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I never want to think about Pokemon genitalia for this long ever again. Anyways, Goodrafag, I know you're lurking so enjoy.
 
Look at this badass motherfucker, I can't wait to have him single-handedly sweep the Elite Four so I can get even richer.

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The last Pokemon game I played was Soul Silver and I mainly focused on leveling my Carnivine because I thought he looked hilarious yet awesome. I'd get back into playing Pokemon if I could have these guys and bring my Carnivine.
 
I play but I'm bad at it + have no friends who play it. You guys are doing wondertrades? Thats like a surprise trade, right?
 
I was just browsing the Goodra tag on Tumblr and came across this:
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Not only is the Goodra MALE, it's nicknamed "Cutiehug" and is contained in a Love Ball; girly does not get any girlier than this. I wonder if slugfucker commented on this post? I noticed that the post says 4 notes but only 3 show up; if you block someone and they reblog/like something from you, their post is still counted but the link to it disappears from the main post. That may have happened here.

In any case, slugfucker, doesn't this just make you seethe? How dare this person confuse their Goodra like this?!?!
 
Alex Krycek said:
The last Pokemon game I played was Soul Silver and I mainly focused on leveling my Carnivine because I thought he looked hilarious yet awesome. I'd get back into playing Pokemon if I could have these guys and bring my Carnivine.
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You'd have to trade him over to Black or White, then to either X or Y or Alpha Sapphire or Omega Ruby, IICR.

But the Pokemon Bank costs money to transfer Pokemon from game to game without a second 3DS, but on the plus side it's like, five bucks a year.

You can have your Carnivine hang out with a sick-ass manly-man Goodra.
 
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