FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

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Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
Why? Why would you want to fuck a Pokemon? Why would anyone want to fuck a Goodra?

Just went through this and Jesus fucking Christ this guy needs to get a life
Or laid. Which we all know won't happen
.
 
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I took a couple minutes out of my day to draw this for the slugfucker whenever he gets here
 
Cosmos said:
I'm so glad that there are people who know him from /vp/ here. Just how much and how often did he shitpost? And at what point did he gain the nickname "slugfucker?"
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At least once a day on /vp/ and eventually he also splintered off into /v/ and then when the mods were asleep he posted it in damn near every board on 4chan. I think he was nicknamed slugfucker in his second thread?
 
His blog is still password protected. Like I said, he ran and hid when I said I was capping his bullshit. Anyway, let's guess at what the password might be!
  • I AM NOT A TROLL
  • Die Cosmos die
  • Kill all male Goodras
  • Motherly antennae
  • Cosmos has a dick
  • Sexy goo dragon
  • I'M NOT OBSESSED YOU'RE OBSESSED
 
Pine Tar said:
Why? Why would you want to fuck a Pokemon? Why would anyone want to fuck a Goodra?

Just went through this and Jesus fucking Christ this guy needs to get a life
Or laid. Which we all know won't happen
.
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Laid by a male Goodra
 
I just joined this thread and the fuck is this shit?
I'm sort of impressed with the oddly narrow scope of his bizarre endeavor. Most lolcows have a broader "purpose". Vade wants the entire world to worship her. Marjan wants some sort of global female enslavement. Chris is.... Chris. This dude though? He's looking for a single, specific change to a single character in an imaginary world of Japanese monsters. That's an impressively narrow focus for his life.
 
Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
I just joined this thread and the fuck is this shit?
I'm sort of impressed with the oddly narrow scope of his bizarre endeavor. Most lolcows have a broader "purpose". Vade wants the entire world to worship her. Marjan wants some sort of global female enslavement. Chris is.... Chris. This dude though? He's looking for a single, specific change to a single character in an imaginary world of Japanese monsters. That's an impressively narrow focus for his life.
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That's what makes him stand out, and in a way is a bit endearing. He's a simple man with simple wants/needs.

Also, godspeed to all my fellow Kiwi Pokemon trainers. Your quest for species preservation is a righteous one. :semperfidelis:
 
Philly Cheese Steak said:
PHIL'S SHINY MALE GOODRA GIVEAWAY!
I have many many shiny BR male Goodra to giveaway! Because of the way they were genned they are all named Butch but at your request I can change the name to something manly.
PM me to get your Goodra and post a pic of your new buddy on this thread!
EDIT: Shit, forgot the pic, here is one of the butch ass manly Goodra.
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Holy shit look how buff those mother fuckers are! They're like buff ass wrestlers like John Cena. True gooey 100% male poke-marines.

I have my own male goodra who's a competitive beast but I wouldn't mind one as a trophy goodra (called john cena) to show the more superior gender. C:
 
Rung said:
Holy shit look how buff those mother fuckers are! They're like buff ass wrestlers like John Cena. True gooey 100% male poke-marines.

I have my own male goodra who's a competitive beast but I wouldn't mind one as a trophy goodra (called john cena) to show the more superior gender. C:
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But if you name him that, how will you see him?
 
More name ideas:
  • Chet Manley
  • Rambo Rampage
  • Flex Plexico
  • Max Fightmaster
  • Skull Krusher
And my own personal pick:
  • Buster Hymen
 
Maybe he's aware that Goodras are pretty masculine-looking and his way to be attracted to it without being gay is to convince everyone else the entire species is female.

It's not sound logic, but I'd imagine it'd be the same if he really wanted to bone Machokes. They have a 50/50 gender ratio too, and they're pretty clearly male.
 
JUst wanted to pop in to say I got a new pokebro pal that's dripping with testosterone. :)

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Thanks Phil.
 
Buttslut said:
Maybe he's aware that Goodras are pretty masculine-looking and his way to be attracted to it without being gay is to convince everyone else the entire species is female.
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Hmmm... accept gay thoughts or convince the entire world and the game itself their wrong, Which is easier? Yep he sure made the right choice. Also thanks to him Pokemon trainers are starting to embrace male favoritism to the point where China seems progressive, so good work Slugfucker mission accomplished.
 
Yo, check out my Alpha Male Goodra who bangs all the hot slimy Goodra puss-puss.

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Ain't no beta Goodra. Bitches know about his gross slimy dragon dick.
 
Meowthkip said:
Yo, check out my Alpha Male Goodra who bangs all the hot slimy Goodra puss-puss.

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Ain't no beta Goodra. Bitches know about his gross slimy dragon dick.
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That Goodra needs to learn to wrap it before you tap it. You'd end up with burn, poison, and Pokerus after a quick fuck.

But that's what you get for hooking up with ratchet Pokebitches.
 
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