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[Sweet and Savoury]

Although given what we know now about his alternative tomgenderism, maybe it makes a bit more sense that he would enjoy that, uh...feminine silky feel.

Ugh, that one will be in my nightmares.

 

[Cid Highwind]

Chris should ask this question on hotornot for some True and Honest replies. His Hurtful Truth Level would go off the charts.

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

That black chord around his neck. Is it for his glasses, or has he began to wear the Sonichu Medallions again?

 

[The Hunter]

Oh God, the hair just keeps getting worse and worse. Makes me appreciate mine a lot more.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

That little tuft of hair on top flops forward, but if it were pulled back it would show that he is for all intents bald in front. That poor bastard lost the genetic lottery. In another few years, it's going to be hard for him to keep looking like a hip young adult.

Also, why doesn't he open his eyes and if not smile, NOT FROWN? He looks like one of those before pictures in hair growth infomercials, where they get the lighting wrong and have the bald guys frown to look worse.

 

[snowkitten91]

So, I suddenly remembered someone who uploaded a Chris picture to In20Years.com once and decided to give it a try using OPL's newest pic.

Surprisingly, 51 year-old Chris doesn't look very different:



61 year-old Chris, on the other hand:

 

[Christ-Chan]

Have there been any updates on his Facebook-page? :3

 

[SkeletonGrandma]

The first thing he should do is cut his stupid hair, but aside from that if he just smiled in his pictures it would make him look way better. He looks like he's on his way to get a lethal injection in an alternate future where all executions are done in a Wal-Mart. His last words would be repeating a Wal-Mart ad praising them for constantly rolling back their prices

 

[CatParty]

That black chord around his neck. Is it for his glasses, or has he began to wear the Sonichu Medallions again?

The chord is the goddamned iDea Bookcase. Which is an immediate -3 points on the attractiveness scale.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The cord is his idea case. With his iPod and iPhone in them. That he made out of duct tape. That he wears around his neck. A big ass rectangle of ducttape hanging off of him.

 

[CatParty]

The cord is his idea case. With his iPod and iPhone in them. That he made out of duct tape. That he wears around his neck. A big ass rectangle of ducttape hanging off of him.

It's like he traded the sonichu medallion for a hobo totem.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The medallion was the only thing preventing this downward spiral.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I voted 10 to be an ironic asshole. Anyway yeah, what Anna is doing is actually retrograding any possible glimpse of realism that Chris experiences.

Totally late to this post but I love the absolutely honesty here.

 

[CWCissey]

Good God, Chris. SEEK HELP!

 

[UltraSonichu]

I just couldn't bring myself to rate him higher than a 1, even though (believe it or not) I don't like to kick a tard while he's down.

There is just so much there that still needs to be sorted. Really, if he revamped his diet a lot of his current problems would be solved. His acne would either clear up or get significantly better, he'd lose at least some of the extra weight (thereby giving him a bit more confidence and making him seem a bit happier), he'd feel less depressed and his hair would be less greasy (although it's open to debate whether the hair grease is caused by poor diet/lack of regular washing).

He ought to cut his hair back to the way he used to have it cause those straw coloured locks are just doing him no favours. If he did ALL that and wore slimming, darker clothes (and actually freaking smiled) I could see him getting up to a 5 or a 6. But he won't.

 

[Agouti]

I still can't quite grasp the rationale behind Chris taking selfies in places like Wal-Marts or McDonald's. It's really not doing much to class up his photos.

 

[NoDarkies]

1, because I can't rate lower.

EDIT: I'm currently sitting squarely on a solid 233lbs. If Chris is at 220, he's doing it wrong.

Spoiler

 

[Zim]

Clown shirt Chris looks infinitely better then middle aged hobo woman Chris.

Half his problem is his hair. He looks like crap with long hair. The way it is now just makes him look like he has a pointy head. That and it makes him look like a 40 year old woman too.

That being said, I gave him a 2. He's not so ugly that he stops traffic.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

I still can't quite grasp the rationale behind Chris taking selfies in places like Wal-Marts or McDonald's. It's really not doing much to class up his photos.

Imagine how bad the inside of his house must be, that even someone as oblivious as Chris knows that a Wal-Mart is a better background

 

[Dreamatorium]

I still can't quite grasp the rationale behind Chris taking selfies in places like Wal-Marts or McDonald's. It's really not doing much to class up his photos.

Imagine how bad the inside of his house must be, that even someone as oblivious as Chris knows that a Wal-Mart is a better background

Speaking of which, what's his routine, or lack thereof? I can honestly see him just living in the suburban playground that is Ruckers/Charlottesville, going to wherever he isn't banned from all day, eating Mcdonald's and then going home and playing god of war.

At first glimpse I thought he was standing in a best buy/circuit city type joint.