Money FB 4/11 - e-begging intensifies

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I like how he has the nerve to imply that he's more important than Pepperidge Farm. Only one of 'em gives the world Milanos and Montauks and it sure as hell ain't Chris.

Subconcious Offense said:
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If there's one good thing that's came from his new identity, it's whenever "sassy empowered lesbian Chris" shows up.
 
Here, Chris. Let me help you with your next post.
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DR;TL:

-- Give me money
-- Never think bad of me, no matter how awful I am, or what awful things I do
-- Give me money
-- Never ask for anything in return, ever
-- Give me money
-- Make me happy at all times
 
I'm pretty sure it's getting to that point again where Chris needs new sales so he can buy materials to make the products he's already got buyers for. He's done that twice before and then gone e-begging for more money and more sales. When, of course, people pointed out that this isn't how a good business is suppose to work, Chris said "I'm working on it and they WILL get done. I promise you that"...and then nothing was done.

He still has that $1000 comic book page project to do, and it's been what? 4 months? Maybe more? No one is going to buy from Chris right now unless they're an asspatter from facebook (Kengle) or hoping to deal with a refund situation.
 
Adrian Țepeș said:
I would like to send him a 100 yen with a short video request. Would him being all smug on camera be worth $0.93? Rhetorical question, it's not even worth my energy.
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Well, his paid videos are never funny, because he sees them as chores and dreads making them, even in the paid videos where he attempts humor he is still not funny because he thinks of himself as the comedian instead of the joke, and he is already fully smug in his free videos, but who knows? Maybe it is still worth $0.93 to you for reasons only you know.
 
Jesus CHRIST, does Chris have NO concept brevity?! Everything he does is a fucking massive wall of text .and yet ironically, he never says anything. Not anything of importance anyway


EDIT: Also, you're an idiot if you donate to Chris for more comic pages. Someone gave him a grand for more comic pages and what was received for that BEYOND generous donation? jack and shit
 
RoboticRichardSimmons said:
So the PS4 money sink is taking it's financial toll and reality is knocking at his door. Memes don't pay bills and neither does Sonichu shit on Etsy.
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You couldn't be more right. Chris has been blowing money on Lego Dimensions left and right. As far as I can tell he's purchased every available set there is even if they aren't level packs. I remember when I hooked Chris up with the Yugioh game for his birthday and the first thing he did was check it for DLC; there's no card packs for dlc, just different duels, each 2-3 bucks a piece and no absolute reason to get them. But this is Chris we're talking about and of course he has to buy everything conceivable amount of content there is for a game...even if he doesn't play it.
Also for everyone who wonders what Chris did with that 1000$ from Dstecks he was surprisingly responsible with it. He actually bought a bed with it; a 600$ one at that. Some went towards bills even...but why a bed, you ask? Because Barb and Chris were sharing a bed after the fire and she got mad at him one night for spooning incorrectly.
 
If you're going to give Chris money (don't) but give him half up front and half later when the pages come in. That's how dstecks should have done it.
 
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