💤 Inactive Faye Kane: Debate Edition

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NumberingYourState said:
Make me a sandwich too please
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[takes out Hermione-style wand] TRANSFORMIOSO BLT!

You are now a sandwich.

Emperor Julian said:
That you're not reacting to what you perceive as trolling trolling but by your very reply you're actually reacting to trolling, do you actually know what trolling is?
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That won't work, either.

CatFace said:
@Faye Kane Girl Brain you keep talking about Jedi but what you post seems more like the sith.can you explain this?
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Another shot — deflected by the seemingly-magical power of "I don't care."
 
Change her avatar to this.

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Faye Kane Girl Brain said:
There's 'nuther one. I can't be trolled, see? But I suppose I'll keep deflecting blaster shots with my hand like another Jedi until I get tired of it.

I'm only here to let you guys know that Travis was laughing at you this morning when he posted childish taunts from my account. Again, see http://www.flksite.com/phaseblog/archives/10013.

I'm replying now because, WTF, it's something to do as long as I'm here. But I'm going to make a grilled-cheese sandwich with onions, so I might not reply anymore.

I certainly won't if all I get are lame trolling attempts instead of anything interesting.
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For someone who can't be milked for lulz, you sure have provided a lot of entertainment for us.
 
Faye screaming "I CAN'T BE TROLLED" is increasingly reminding me of this for some reason.

 
Mmmm... that was yummy for my tummy! No more cheese, so I made a hamburger.

Now, lessee what oozed out of some parents' basements...

>> That won't work, either.

> It already has, you may be completely socially oblivious to the point of delusion but that does not change reality

You can't knock me out of the groove by referring to autism, either. It's not my Achilles' heel; it's my Starheart Power Ring. Autistics aren't the disease; we're the cure!

Now, I know full well that after this point, continuing to respond in any way will indeed be feeding you trolls. Except I do it anyway, deliberately, even though I know it gives you the junkie shot of feeling powerful that you so desperately crave. I do it because I rarely have the opportunity to insult arrogant, loudmouthed little boys who deserve it.

I don't care that you pretend I'm being owned now. I KNOW that. I'm doing it for me, for lulz.

...And it should be obvious that I'm getting them, too!

you're not reacting to what you perceive as trolling but by your very reply you're actually reacting to trolling,

No, I'm swinging you guys around by your balls. You just can't see it because it's important to your fragile egos that you pretend you're trolling me.

But closing your eyes and "b'leving" real hard like a redneck in church is only pleasurable when you enthusiastically and frequently yank off

...while you think about ME!

Hey, Poindexter:

YANK!





Note to any padawans trying to become a master like me: I just tricked the little boys into furiously posting how they don't think about me when they masturbate.

That's primo hilarious, and it's called "trolling." It's yet another of my Jedi Internet Powers.

Just keep watching Miss Kane and she'll show yeh how it's done.
 
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Faye Kane Girl Brain said:
Mmmm... that was yummy for my tummy! No more cheese, so I made a hamburger.

Now, lessee what oozed out of some parents' basements...

>> That won't work, either.

> It already has, you may be completely socially oblivious to the point of delusion but that does not change reality

You can't knock me out of the groove by referring to autism, either. It's not my Achilles' heel; it's my Starheart Power Ring. Autistics aren't the disease; we're the cure!

Now, I know full well that after this point, continuing to respond in any way will indeed be feeding you trolls. Except I do it anyway, deliberately, even though I know it gives you the junkie shot of ersatz powerful that you so desperately crave. I do it because I rarely have the opportunity to insult arrogant, loudmouthed little boys who deserve it.

I don't care that you pretend I'm being owned now. I KNOW that. I'm doing it for me, for lulz.

...And it should be obvious that I'm getting them, too!

you're not reacting to what you perceive as trolling but by your very reply you're actually reacting to trolling,

No, I'm swinging you guys around by your balls. You just can't see it because it's important to your fragile egos that you pretend you're trolling me.

But closing your eyes and "b'leving" real hard like a redneck in church is only pleasurable when you enthusiastically and frequently yank off

...while you think about ME!

Hey, Poindexter:

YANK!


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You're super old. Why do you have a pretty young girl as your avatar when you're actually old and gross irl?
 
Do you really need to be reminded about your days-long tantrum about information you've posted yourself publicly?
These games never end well.
 
Dynastia said:
You're super old. Why do you have a pretty young girl as your avatar when you're actually old and gross irl?
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Miss Kane: Now padawans, what response was the troll trying to induce?

Anyone?

Bueller?

[One kid raises his hand]: Ooo, ooo, I know Miss Kane! She's trying to get you to repeat your statement that you can't be trolled.

Miss Kane: Very good! And why didn't it work?

[Class, in unison]: "Because people like us are better than everyone else!"

Miss Kane: That's right, students! Now, take off your clothes and stand next your partner. It's time for sex education class...
 
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Faye Kane Girl Brain said:
Miss Kane: Now padawans, what response was the troll trying to induce?

Anyone?

Bueller?

[One kid raises his hand]: Ooo, ooo, I know Miss Kane! She's trying to get you to repeat your statement that you can't be trolled.

Miss Kane: Very good! And why didn't it work?

[Class, in unison]: "Because people like us are better than everyone else!"

Miss Kane: That's right, students! Now, take off your clothes and stand next your partner. It's time for sex education class...
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Can you please change the color of your text? It's bright and hard to see. I prefer green.
 
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