”I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone.”
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Chris has posted a lot of videos over the years, what's your favorite one out of all of them?
Rules for this thread are one video per post and all posts must include a video featuring CWC, even if it's a reply.
Mine is Chris trying and failing to do to a single pull up, at the end even admitting that he's overweight. It's perfect for a lot of reasons.
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I like the one where Chris's house burns down.
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I like the one where Chris's house burns down.
You mean, the news.
I like the ones where, for whatever reason, Chris either doesn't show his face or covers it with something.
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I like the one where Chris's house burns down.
You didn't post a video. That's a requirement for all posts in this thread.
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You didn't post a video. That's a requirement for all posts in this thread.
I have fixed it.
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You mean, the news.
You also didn't post a video. That news segment is close enough.
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My current favourite is the video he made demanding people to remove the house tours from the internet. The awkward hand and head movements and Bob's lecturing just make it so entertaining. And of course the over-the-top screaming.
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I pray this is the file footage the news runs when it's all over.
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Edit your post to include a video, faggot.
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I'm pretty sure the video was taken down but my favourite is "California Gurls". Basically has Chris sucking face with a blow up doll in public while "california girls" by Katy Perry plays in the background.
Edit: I fucking found it
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I'm pretty sure the video was taken down but my favourite is "California Gurls". Basically has Chris sucking face with a blow up doll in public while "california girls" by Katy Perry plays in the background.
Edit your post to include a video.
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All the good ones were already posted so
never gets old
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last seen: down in the penis mines
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I always felt the War Paint video was a bit of a hidden gem
It's got almost everything you could want from classic Chris- threats against trolls, light racism, unique word choices and Chris struggling to remember what he planed to say, random screeching, and through it all the medallion staring into your soul.
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CWC-Tok, like Chris, has failed. That failure, however, is in getting old.
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