Favorite birthday tradition?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Mine is traumatizing all the JWs with cupcakes.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Eat cake.

 

[Shig O'nella]

The one where my wife asks why I'm smoking a cigar after dinner because she's forgotten the date again.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

The one where Shig O'nella's wife asks me why I'm smoking a cigar after dinner because she forgot the date again.

 

[King Fructose]

The one where WinchesterPremium’s wife asks me why he’s smoking a cigar after dinner because Shig O’nella’s wife forgot the date again.

 

[Character from a movie]

Eat cake.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Eating cake while smoking a cigar

 

[Isaac]

Opening the stockings on Birthday morning and eating pancakes

 

[Stop]

Taking sledgehammers to gravestones.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Ordering a pizza or Chinese food.