💤 Inactive FATMAN / Christopher Paul Whitney - augh yeah folks

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If he would do livestreaming he would get lots of viewers... waiting for him to get his heartattack on-screen.
 
Time to celebrate one of our main 32 lolcows in the Lolcow Summer Tournament 2015 by bumping this thread with his most recent vid. AUGH YEAH

 
Oh please, God of Diabetes, have mercy on this fat soul...
 
Every day that fatman continues to live is an inspiration to me. Like, this guy is fucking destroying himself, and yet his heart keeps on beating.

God bless you, fatman :heart-full:
 
Good god, this guy's still around? I heard he died a while back. Normally I don't believe rumors like that but in his case, the shocking news is that he ISN'T dead.
 
sm0t said:
I'm also wondering where he got those gigantic subs because those would make an awesome several meals for me. *yawn*
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They are from Gil's Delicatessen, a local Rutland, VT, institution, and are Fatman Recommended (TM).

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Lefty's Revenge said:
IIRC, Fatman has several mental disorders one of them being some form of schizophrenia or something. And last I checked he doesn't take his medicine like he should, My dad was diagnosed with depression over 10 years ago and I remember when he didn't take his medicine it wasn't uncommon for him to be friends with someone one day than wake up the next morning and say that person was a snake who was trying to have an affair with my mom. Or he'd go out and buy a whole bunch of useless shit and start rearranging the whole house or wake up and say he was leaving us forever or something.

My point is this, all of this irrational behavior and he was only clinically diagnosed with depression. How much worse for someone with Schizophrenia? I see more consistent (albeit poor) logic and reasoning in Chris than in Fatman.
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He says he has schizoaffective disorder. But sometimes he stops taking his meds because he thinks mental illness is caused by the Devil and his demons and is not a medical but rather a spiritual problem.

Christ-Chan said:
I think he's either planning on ending it all or to try and fix himself, but his depression and self-loathing is so great he ends up going back to humiliating himself.
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Well he's said in other early videos that he wants to lose weight, but that food is "like crack" and his "tummy really likes it" and that the payoff from losing weight is a long time coming compared to the pleasure of binge eating. So yeah I think it's part reveling in his "lifestyle choice" and part self-loathing for that choice because he calls himself a piece of shit :(. It's sad because he's kind of crazy but on the bright side we get videos of him eating for his and our enjoyment AUGH YEAH.
 
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Christ-Chan said:
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I don't have the sources anymore but it's often been speculated that his overeating and alcoholism is his form of suicide; that the man is so depressed he intends to implode. It's pretty sad to watch a person do that to himself. |:(
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Rate me late if you wanna (are just discovering this thread) but all that fingerflipping and flapping with his moobs at the same time in this particular video made me actually a bit... seasick.

Edit: I see i have been reading this before... oh cannabis, what are you doing to my memory?
 
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sm0t said:
A lot of the time, my eyes just go straight to a cage in the background. Whatever he's keeping in there, I feel so sorry for it. The things it has seen and smelled....
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Looks like a guinea pig. As far as I know he hasn't eaten it yet.

Mr. 0 said:
What the fuck is up with his speech? I could barely understand half of what he was saying.
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In this clip Fatman admits that some of his speech is exaggerated for retarded effect for your enjoyment (but don't tell anyone okay):

 
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