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Shit luck on the GSSR, though my "Let's roll some tickets on the event banner" worked out ok.

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My contact this year could not help me with the GSSR and i got Rama (fuck him) in the shero gacha, one of my friends finally rolled muramasa and i tested him, holy shit DW exaggerated with him

1) He comes with his own version of Projection magecraft (Tame Shimono), so he gets a big stick that raise him to 50% in all his cards plus critical absortion
2) He can permafuck anything with invul or evasion, Cu Chulainns get BTFO
3) get a 50% recharge and get a special status Blaze that fill his NP as long as it attacking and it stuck at 10% at lvl 10

He can single handedly NP loop and permarape everything that has a pointy stick symbol, his NP blow any attack buff the enemy could have attack up? gone, sure hit? gone, invul pierce? lol gone and his attack IGNORE DEF, appmedia and me did not pass the fact that his better partner and the person that complement him to unleash all the shero power is... Castoria, he is better than his two cousins and even his girlfriends (artoria cant NP loop, Ishtar has one survivality skill but is random, Parvati is meh)
 
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Wow, what's going on at Delightworks recently that they gave all of this to a male? Not that I'm complaining.
 
I'm pretty new to the game (started mid-September or so), so the highest mine are are lv. 40-42 and I just started the London quest. I've been slow af when it comes to grinding and I haven't been able to participate in any of the last 3 or so events, but I also don't want to waste all my saint quartz because I'll just get 4-5 star crafts 90% of the time anyway.

Goddamn, I just want husbando, is that so much to ask?
 
I rushed to finish the first lostbelt so I could do Santa Quetz but this time I'm taking it easy and working through Shinjuku, I rolled Cleopatra which was cool.
 
shit luck at GSSR, got Ivan. wanted the dick mage or the tsundere...

so, basically, my must haves SSR this year is Kama,Space Ishtar, Sexy Nobbu and Gay Astolfo. time to save up
 
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JP I got Vritra off singles and my lucky bag gave me Summer BB, Summer BB was my 2nd choice from the lucky bag I picked, wanted Space Ishtar but BB is perfect for a few characters I have
 
Fionn in this Enma-tei event was actually likable and not an annoying prick. Wish he could always be like that.
 
I could not pay for the GSSR and Shero did not come but my waifu did not abandon me, friendship ended with sword guy now defenseless ass is my best waifu

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now i have all of them

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All I got from the GSSR was an illya and the new years event banner gave me a tamamo. There's just something about this game that just gives me so many 4 and 5* casters
 
its next year
All I got from the GSSR was an illya and the new years event banner gave me a tamamo. There's just something about this game that just gives me so many 4 and 5* casters
They say that servants you get reflect the personality you have as a master.... so....

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She looks so unhappy
Her first ascension looks like that, her second ascension is her bounty hunter outfit where Rin poor fag tendencies leak, her third ascension is weird because Ueda switch to a loli voice, i know she can do that voice since Zero but that was so many years ago that i forgot about it

I have a lot of avengers...fuck...
I have almost all the rulers except Moth man and Kotomine shirou because bad luck for the first and i dont care about that cuck in the second case

All I got from the GSSR was an illya and the new years event banner gave me a tamamo. There's just something about this game that just gives me so many 4 and 5* casters
Another afflicted with the caster curse, in my case is so bad that everytime a meta breaker caster is implemented fuckers in my discord bet in how many days i will get it and for now they only failed the first time (i did not get merlin until his second gacha)
 
The GSSR banners on JP this year was definitely nothing to the last one for me, objectively speaking. The last time I got 3 SSR's in the one time pull. Skadi, Kingprotea, and some rider or whatever that's from that Waver spin off anime or some shit. But subjectively speaking, it has been the finding of the holy grail for me.

See, I started FGO just to get Nero, and especially summer Caster Nero. I've never spent money on banners save for the GSSR banners, but every time I tried, I would spend countless amounts of free quarts to try to get her. And with how FGO treats me, it's when I'm either not gunning for something, or when I literally stop giving a single fucking shit, that I get what I want. And this was it. This was MY moment. Thinking I would get some servant that anyone could have a chance to get at any time from a Story summon or something. That's normally how I imagine these things going for me. But this was different. It just lept at me as if it was trying to jump scare me, and I literally for the first time I'm in my fucking life, yelled with all my might at a pull in FGO, but not out of anger mind you.

There was even one time I contemplated just up and buying an account with her already in it, just simply for how much of a cunt she was being to me.

But, finally, it paid off. And that's not even the kicker really, the real kicker is that on the same day on NA Caster Nero was on the New Years Banner and decided to just stop by and be like "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE". Got my Jeanne Alter to NP2 with the GSSR banner on NA though. Not as happy, but it's not bad.

As for the the rest of the summons, at least on JP, it was fucking crazy. I got tons of new 4 stars with all the free quarts I had waiting in my gift box, and even managed to get what might be the second summer servant I wanted most of all, that being maid Alter Saber. Then decided to just yolo on the story summons, and got Karna. So for some reason my JP has been pretty insane for me luck wise, compared to NA. On NA I kept having to reroll countless times just to get Jeanne Alter there and say "I have Jeanne Alter".

Like, it's also mainly during the summer events on JP that I get the most luck. Like, the first time I was there for a summer event, got Bunny suit Artoria and even managed to get her to NP2 on a yolo single. Then I got most of the other servants I wanted on there from the rerun.

This is what my JP used to look like.

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This is what it looks like now.
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So I'm doing pretty good over time. Just wish I had money more regularly to every now and then do multi's, instead of only when someone has a video they want me to edit for them.

Anyways, I'm starting to find that the farms has threads for most of what I want to talk about, so I'm starting to lurk less and less... Might not be a good thing, but we'll see.
 
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