Fate/Grand Order - aka Server Maintenance Simulator

[Cubanodun]

I... know what most of those words mean.

Where should I start with this franchise? Are they all Dynasty Warriors-like? Or was I wrong in assuming that? I liked the one that looked like Dynasty Warriors.

in short words, is good but there is mucho texto in campaign

 

[Registration]

Using Ibuki as support makes me really mad that she isn't on rate up. I shouldn't roll for another saber since I got Modred and Muramasa, but she is so fucking hot

The two new servants are boring as fuck too

 

[Exbein]

there's only one way FGO mobile will be appeased against Arcade.
they can release him on new years and the internet will explode.... even if his skills are shit

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I... know what most of those words mean.

Where should I start with this franchise? Are they all Dynasty Warriors-like? Or was I wrong in assuming that? I liked the one that looked like Dynasty Warriors.

Are you scared of books and anime? Because it's mainly books and anime.

 

[Exbein]

Unironically, start with the anime. then delve deeper when you like the anime

Also, everytime a person wants to try out Fate....

 

[RhoasJonas]

There is only one place to start.

 

[Exbein]

There is only one place to start.
yt1s.com - How to get into the Fate series_480p.mp4

Only if you want to murder someone with laughter....

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Only if you want to murder someone with laughter....
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Are those the actual lines?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Are those the actual lines?

Yeah because the sex scenes are infamous for being shitty since Nasu just shoehorned them in to get the game labeled as a hentai VN for people to buy it

 

[Exbein]

Are those the actual lines?

Yeah because the sex scenes are infamous for being shitty since Nasu just shoehorned them in to get the game labeled as a hentai VN for people to buy it

Not just the porn scenes though... the whole game is a dumping ground of Shirou's autism against capitalism and clocks

 

[Leaf Wage Slave]

So, JPN server (read - us in 2 years) are currently going through a Raid Event. It’s been cycling some old bosses (Ivan the Terrible, Surtr, etc), and today we got to see something actually new.

Spoiler: Behold - Beast 4

Remember how Beast 4 was supposed to be Fou?

My only question is how much of Arcade’s profit is going straight into buying drugs.

 

[Leaf-eon]

Spoiler: Behold - Beast 4

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Remember how Beast 4 was supposed to be Fou?

My only question is how much of Arcade’s profit is going straight into buying drugs.

Good god. I know Fate is very hit or miss with its character designs but Beast 4 looks it came straight from the bad furry oc thread.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

So, JPN server (read - us in 2 years) are currently going through a Raid Event. It’s been cycling some old bosses (Ivan the Terrible, Surtr, etc), and today we got to see something actually new.

Spoiler: Behold - Beast 4

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Remember how Beast 4 was supposed to be Fou?

My only question is how much of Arcade’s profit is going straight into buying drugs.

I actually like this design due to how fucked up it looks and feels like a weird SMT monster

I think Fou gave up his beast title at the end of Part 1 to save Mash IIRC

 

[Cubanodun]

Time to cope and seethe

Her skills is a weird ass combination that is mostly she spamming her eyes

Eyes of Blue Star: Remove criticals in a specific area

Eyes of Red Star: basic stun like the mystic eyes of the Medusas but on crack

Sea of blue star: party wide heal, shame we dont have it but 1500 hp on demand at lvl 10 sounds wired

Her other fluffy lore skills

Authority of the beast: is practically the Nega genesis you saw in the anime/read on the game but degraded to hell because she is a larva

Independent Manifestation: same skill that Dick wizard has to summon itself without the help of anyone but because she is loli she get degraded

Infantile regression: not exactly hugely important but tl;dr she doesn't hate you for why you did to her in Babylonia BUT in mechanics she can recharge her NP gauge by just breathing a skill that only Avengers and Dick wizard has

 

[Cubanodun]

After 6 fucking years Sony finally gave us a pity system, but is the worst pity system in the universe because we cant have nice things

1. Is PER banner so they are going to stick it to limited times gachas
2. It doesnt accumulate, once the gacha is gone it reset
3. it can only be triggered once, and if you get the servant before that it gets cut
4. you need the grotesque quantity of 330 rolls to trigger it, thats 990 saint quartz down the drain for 1 servant

Aniplex even if their death bed keep finding ways to fuck with people

 

[RhoasJonas]

After 6 fucking years Sony finally gave us a pity system, but is the worst pity system in the universe because we cant have nice things

1. Is PER banner so they are going to stick it to limited times gachas
2. It doesnt accumulate, once the gacha is gone it reset
3. it can only be triggered once, and if you get the servant before that it gets cut
4. you need the grotesque quantity of 330 rolls to trigger it, thats 990 saint quartz down the drain for 1 servant

Aniplex even if their death bed keep finding ways to fuck with people

They didn't want to put one in, this is to only placate people demanding pity that will now demand a better pity. Either way whales kept it afloat across the covid drought, this won't make enough waves of change.

 

[MidnightSto]

This is just whale pity

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This is just whale pity

And unintentionally more for the NA players who will just prepare in advance

 

[Tism the Return]

Went for broke for QSH, got Jack NPfucking2. That's it, I'm going for the paid gacha. Wish me luck FGObros.

Edit: Did not get what I wanted.

 

[BlerdBjern]

I got chinese foreigner lady.

LOVECRAFT GANG RISE UP!

Seriously, I've somehow managed to get all the foreigners released in NA so far.

I don't even fucking spend money on this game other than the occasional pay for guaranteed 5 star gacha.