🍗 Deathfat FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

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I not only hope he dies, I hope his last moments are filled with choking, gasping, tunnel vision, then a repetition of the first few, ad nauseum; perhaps even throw in one of those Ebinezer Scrooge realizations/montages - only for him to die anyways. That, however, would mean there's justice in the universe, and we all know better...
 
I’m shocked he even noticed the COVID symptoms. Deathfats already have trouble breathing, no sense of taste, chronic fatigue etc. Seeing as his constant abuse of painkillers also probably slows his respiration, it would surprise me if having COVID felt any different to him than normal.
 
On one hand, he's a horrendous, horrible excuse of a human being and has had this coming for a long fucking time.

On the other hand, if the wu flu can't kill him, then it proves this whole pandemic thing has been one of the biggest frauds in history.

Either way....eh, we kinda win!
 
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