FATAL 2: The Fataling

[ActualKiwi]

We have the corpses. I've been eating those. Also I bought a bunch of provisions earlier. It's mostly human meat, though I also have a few rapes.

We could butcher those corpses up for food, if we salt or brine the meat?

 

[Burned Man]

I'm not to proud to eat human meat. Alright since north is bust I say we head West. Unless there is any sign of anything around.

 

[Splendid]

We could butcher those corpses up for food, if we salt or brine the meat?

Yeah, you could do that for a while, but you guys lack any way to purify water, you don't have salt or any way to extract it from the water, and brining meat involves the removal of almost all water.

I'm not to proud to eat human meat. Alright since north is bust I say we head West. Unless there is any sign of anything around.

You eventually reach the corner of the flat earth. There is an island sitting at the very corner. A sign on the edge says "Please do not enter - Under Construction" There is a single door in the middle of nowhere visible on the island.

 

[AnOminous]

You eventually reach the corner of the flat earth. There is an island sitting at the very corner. A sign on the edge says "Please do not enter - Under Construction" There is a single door in the middle of nowhere visible on the island.

It doesn't say "don't fire a ballista through this door."

So I think if we can, we set up the ballista right outside it, set the ballista on fire, and then shoot it through this thing.

 

[Burned Man]

It doesn't say "don't fire a ballista through this door."

So I think if we can, we set up the ballista right outside it, set the ballista on fire, and then shoot it through this thing.

You know what? I don't have a better idea so let's do it.

 

[AnOminous]

You know what? I don't have a better idea so let's do it.

A plus to this is presumably if whatever is inside wants to come out, it has to do it one by one so we can hold off an angry mob pretty well.

 

[Caddchef]

I hope we get gold and not fourthwall breaking magic shinanigans which make us rape each other to death!

 

[Burned Man]

I hope we get gold and not fourthwall breaking magic shinanigans which make us rape each other to death!

Maybe there is a wizard casting FATAL on the other side. You know the spell that kills everyone in the universe forever that any wizard can cast with the right roll.

 

[Caddchef]

Maybe there is a wizard casting FATAL on the other side. You know the spell that kills everyone in the universe forever that any wizard can cast with the right roll.

Can't you roll this spell as a miscast as well? So you can accidentally kill everyone and everything in the universe?

 

[ActualKiwi]

A plus to this is presumably if whatever is inside wants to come out, it has to do it one by one so we can hold off an angry mob pretty well.

I'm hoping you meant the bolt on fire, not the actual siege engine itself

 

[Splendid]

You fire at the door, shattering it. Now it's just an empty door frame leading into an empty cavern. However, if you walk around behind it, there is nothing there. You guys also killed a man who was about to open the door. He's dressed up like an ancient Roman. Other than his toga, there is nothing of value on his body.

 

[Caddchef]

Lazy-Carcass congratulates the crew, another potential threat dealt with in a professional and timely manner, he then cautiously surveys the cavern taking care to not actually enter.

 

[AnOminous]

I have a lantern if the lighting is poor. Anyone who needs it can have it. There's still one flask of oil.

I don't actually need it, since I'm a subterranean troll and have low light vision anyway.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Stupid-shit being the lootwhore he is, takes the toga and peers into the door

 

[Burned Man]

Vlricus walks up to magic door way and peeks around without entering. He then attempts to piss in it.

 

[Splendid]

Other than its reality defying properties, the doorway has no unusual reactions to you guys. The cavern inside is quite well lit from an unseen light source further inside.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Other than its reality defying properties, the doorway has no unusual reactions to you guys. The cavern inside is quite well lit from an unseen light source further inside.

Magical cavern...sounds retardedly dangerous.

 

[AnOminous]

Magical cavern...sounds retardedly dangerous.

Well, no better place for a bunch of retards.

 

[Burned Man]

Magical cavern...sounds retardedly dangerous.

I imagine its slightly less dangerous than sailing over the edge of the world.
"Fuck it. Let's go in." Vlricus walks into the weird cavern and looks around.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I imagine its slightly less dangerous than sailing over the edge of the world.
"Fuck it. Let's go in." Vlricus walks into the weird cavern and looks around.

Maybe there's food in there. Or loot. Stupid shit holds his weapons and walks in after Vlricus