Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Spoiler: Disney perspective

Just went. Goblin wanted to experience it at least once, and I obligued. 4 parks tackled. Ate in every single one.

The food is nothing special. That's why you don't remember it.

Sure, it's fun because the plating is interesting and colorful, but the flavor is absolutely nothing to write home about.

The food obsessives are simply upselling normal, everyday shlop and/or are so 'in the moment' they don't realize that it's the same quality of crap you can get at pretty much any dining location. (Note the lack of 'fine' in that - I would absolutely not compare any food at Disney to a 4 or 5 star location. 3 at best. But maybe that's because my palate isn't demolished by consooming nothing but sugar every hour of every day.)

Only 2 things stand out in my mind from our trip:
The Italian joint in Magic Kingdom, while about as authentic as a fart in the ocean, does have good garlic bread.
The wasabi in the top-rated hibachi place in Epcot is so mild I could eat it as ice cream and barely feel a tingle in my nose.

Didn't bother reading the PLing bullshit in the spoiler - Disney food ain't nothin' special, hence why @Spicy Meatball doesn't remember it.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Amusement parks are often most special because we tend to go with them with friends and loved ones, especially hyperactive tots who consider everything a novelty (which is what makes taking them to new places so much fun - we could all use a chance to look at the world with fresh, hopeful eyes every once in a while). Going with a bunch of your adult friends just to eat a bunch of deep fried Disney butterslop while wearing stupid Disney deely boppers strikes me as sorely depressing.

Perhaps I'm the odd one out here, but I'd feel it was a waste of precious ride (or waiting in line to ride) time to spend all day eating. But even beyond going on rides, there's funny caricatures to have drawn, prize games to be ripped off of while playing for the one in a million chance to earn a stupid toy, underpaid and overworked mascots to take photos with! If your biggest interest is food, at least go to a food fair where there's a chance that some of the gimmicky foods may be made with actual craft. Alternatively, there are often cultural festivals in major cities where you can get a chance at trying some authentic (or at least somewhat authentic) cuisine while getting to listen to new music, see costumes and watch celebrations of other people's societies, which makes your focus on food a bit more sophisticated.

Really, it's quite strange to see these people get prickly over being accused of mindless consumerism when they are consumerism embodied. If you're so insecure about being a vacuous vacuum, maybe... don't be a vacuous vacuum?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Haus Dahlia looks like she could be Kailyn Wilcher’s cousin. It’s the head shape and “lights on but no one’s home” look.

(She also reminds me of another lolcowish plus size boutique owner I randomly came across on Threads pulling the same “if you can’t afford a $500 5X dress, that’s your problem not mine” attitude. I should check them out again once I recall the handle. I have caps somewhere on my phone.)

The Disney food obsessives are so interesting to me because I honestly cannot remember anything about a specific thing I have eaten at a Disney park. I can clearly remember going on rides and meeting characters with the little meatballs, but there is no single food I can recall the taste of. Are Disney churros better than Sam’s Club food court churros? I have no fucking idea even though I’m pretty sure I’ve had both. Is obsessively ranking the taste of different Disney mashed potatoes the kind of “food noise” that Ozempic et al are supposed to curb?

But it's special because it's "Disney" food. That's why. For these people that literally makes all the difference.

It’s not just a deathfat attitude but a Disney Adult one. Show them Dole Whip or some baked good in a Mickey shape and they’ll go nuts for it. Especially the Dole Whip. Something about pineapple soft serve ice cream in particular puts some of them in a vice grip.

On some level, I get it. You’re at Disney and Mickey shaped pretzels fit the theme. Adds to the memory whether you ate it or not. So many of them seem to visit just for the food though, or maybe 1 or 2 rides max.

Spoiler: Disney Adult anecdote

I know someone that once paid for a year round pass to Disney World so she could visit the Haunted Mansion and get as much Dole Whip as she could during the weekends. She did not live in Florida and worked two jobs at the time to make ends meet. I imagine it would taste fine and be a fun food related memory at the park. To make it a high priority of multiple long distance trips, though?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Something about pineapple soft serve ice cream in particular puts some of them in a vice grip.

To be fair, Dole Whips are pretty good. But they're not ice cream as there's no dairy in it.

And some of the food options can he interesting. I mean when we went to Tokyo DisneySea, right next to Tokyo Disneyland, they had something called a "gyoza dog".

Basically... a long steam bun with gyoza filling. And it was pretty good all things considered.

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

If you want a memorable Disney drink experience go to Orlando when it's 95+ degrees and a billion percent humidity because boy even a Bud Light tastes pretty damn good in those circumstances.

 

[iSaidShhh]

If your biggest interest is food, at least go to a food fair where there's a chance that some of the gimmicky foods may be made with actual craft. Alternatively, there are often cultural festivals in major cities where you can get a chance at trying some authentic (or at least somewhat authentic) cuisine while getting to listen to new music, see costumes and watch celebrations of other people's societies, which makes your focus on food a bit more sophisticated.

I think this hits a major reason why they don't do exactly this. When you're at Disney, it's expected (to these people and their ilk) that you're going to gorge yourself on sugar, cheese, bread, and alcohol - you're at Disney! Inhibitions don't exist at the happiest place on Earth! This is your escape from the drudgery of the real world!

At a food fair or especially a cultural festival, you'll be expected to eat like you have at least a little dignity. Nobody will judge you for ordering the XXXL Jumbo Mickey Fuckslurp 9000 at Happy Dick's Ice Cream Parlor & Barbershoppe for the third day in a row at Disney.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

At a food fair or especially a cultural festival, you'll be expected to eat like you have at least a little dignity. Nobody will judge you for ordering the XXXL Jumbo Mickey Fuckslurp 9000 at Happy Dick's Ice Cream Parlor & Barbershoppe for the third day in a row at Disney.

There is a certain expectation as you're there to have fun. But fair food is always overpriced in part because they tend to be the only options and you're essentially a captive audience. That still doesn't make it taste any better but these fat fucks act like it's manna from heaven.

 

[thejackal2]

Fat Anny is struggling on her jurn-eeh gorls.

Literal lol she appears to think that veggies cancel out cheese calories. She noted she didn't log a "cheese and veggie" sandwich on her "1800 calorie day". Sure Jan. 1800 calories is easy for you, which is why you are 320lbs.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Fat Anny is struggling on her jurn-eeh gorls.

Literal lol she appears to think that veggies cancel out cheese calories. She noted she didn't log a "cheese and veggie" sandwich on her "1800 calorie day". Sure Jan. 1800 calories is easy for you, which is why you are 320lbs.

Not to cape for this chick again but she says she didn't know if she had to log the raw vegetables in MyFitnessPal because raw vegetables count for 0 points in Weight Watchers. Still stupid, but she didn't think the whole sandwich was a freebie.

That sandwich is an abomination, she's got the knife skills of Joe Lavery.

I remain about Anny. I think we're dealing with a true dum-dum who's learning in real time that daily tureens of caramel drizzle from Starbucks aren't good for you. She's retarded but she *is* learning, she doesn't appear to hate herself, and most importantly, she's not spouting any HAES propaganda whatsoever. Our entire corral of HAES cows in here is doomed, but I don't think Anny is one of them. She's interesting (to me) because she represents what the average obese American moron is capable of if they devoted a brain cell or two to their food choices.

On to her slop: breakfast is scrambled eggs on toast with guacamole leftover from her 4th of July party. She also cuts up a hot dog and heats it in the air fryer. She realizes that the hot dog "wasn't the healthiest option cuz it had a lot of calories" -- see? Capable of learning! The short circuit occurs when you ask her to figure out a better choice than an air-fried hot dog. In Anny's mind, the list of potential accompaniments for egg/avocado toast is: hot dog, salami, or ground beef.


Next up, bagged Caesar salad with nuggies that her husband ordered from the grocery store hot deli via Instacart. What the fuck. She states that before her jurnee, she would've eaten her nuggies with a mound of mac and cheese or mashed potatoes, so as disgusting as this is, it's an improvement:


Next day, she's sick and has no appetite. We see that she's been infected with a bit of fat logic here: she says she doesn't feel like eating anything, but "that's not the healthiest thing to do," so instead, she subsisted all day on "soup".
The soup: chicken noodle ordered from a Colombian restaurant:


And for dinner, ramen ordered from a Japanese restaurant:

This bucket of noodles and meat is """SOUP.""" SURE JAN.

In 24 hours, they've ordered three meals in a row from Instacart/Doordash. I am flabbergasted by this behavior, how do they have the money?

She then starts showing an Amazon haul of food prep items: glass containers for meal prep, instant espresso powder and cute straws and spoons so she can learn to make her own Starbucks at home. While she's talking about that, yet another takeout order flashes on screen and she doesn't acknowledge it. Looks like vegetable chow mein with a bag of Fritos.


Anyway, you know you've been in the Deathfats forum too long when this super morbidly obese gentleman heaves into view and you think, "Huh, he's not as fat as I thought."


He's measuring her waist: 51".


I said this before and I'll say it again: this looks like a psychotic amount of slop to a normal person, and she still isn't showing us the snacks, but her baseline pre-jurnee slop intake was definitely much worse. I think she's losing. We'll find out when she does her one-month weigh-in.

 

[Dr. Butt]

In 24 hours, they've ordered three meals in a row from Instacart/Doordash. I am flabbergasted by this behavior, how do they have the money?

This is why all these cows have $90k in debt and are constantly begging on gofundme and whatnot. Not just the deathfats, regular cows too. They're basically spending cokehead money on doordash 3 meals a day (and 2 "coffee" drinks they could have walked to get but instead paid to have delivered). Like alcoholics who look down on junkies, they can't see anything wrong with their lifestyle because it's not illegal, and thus can't see a problem with e-begging and trying to apply for disability.

Anyway, you know you've been in the Deathfats forum too long when this super morbidly obese gentleman heaves into view and you think, "Huh, he's not as fat as I thought."

Do couples like this fuck, or do they just get together because of that thing where some people can't be alone with themselves even if they have no sex drive and aren't in love with anyone

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Do couples like this fuck

 

[Poopfart]

I really wish I knew how much she is eating to be gaining as such a quick pace. Holy hell.

 

[PurpleEater]

Holy mother of GOD, these people eat so fucking much in these vlogs. Their "dinners" are easily 2k-3k calories alone. I get it, on vacation you can gorge a bit, but they seem to constantly be "on vacation," and how do they not shit themselves after? Get heartburn? Bloat? Don't they just feel awful?? I cannot understand shoveling down Thanksgiving-sized portions every day and your stomach feeling remotely well.

I'm especially fascinated now by the @parksizeplushoppers because they combine Disney/theme park adult autism with lolfat content, so this is really a treat to discover.

Like CHRIST ALMIGHTY these women eat every five fucking minutes (plus I'm laughing at them complaining about the "lackluster" portion size of two scallops after they've just devoured like seven meals apiece):

What happened to a protein bar and bottle of water as a snack?

 

[stupid frog]

Bro who tf goes to Disney and buys fucking corn on the cob

 

[Plus Size Polka]

This is why all these cows have $90k in debt and are constantly begging on gofundme and whatnot. Not just the deathfats, regular cows too. They're basically spending cokehead money on doordash 3 meals a day (and 2 "coffee" drinks they could have walked to get but instead paid to have delivered).

When I wonder who the hell is using Klarna to buy burritos, I remember stuff like this. They’re not the only idiots buying junk food on layaway but a definite subset.

 

[Free the Pedos]

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I really wish I knew how much she is eating to be gaining as such a quick pace. Holy hell.

She looks like those cupcake dolls from the 90s.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

The thinx are so comfortable, but I would never ever wear them without a tampon or liner. Those are my go-tos for sleep or travel when I need a backup plan.

PL : I bought period panties for my 90 year old mom. She wears them for urine leaks, and to bed at night. They work great for that, and wash up like a dream.

 

[MuffinSangria]

Deanna is a picky eater, guys. Super picky. She doesn’t eat everything in sight, she’s super picky. She looks like the poster child for picky eating and not at ALL like a special needs adult who got separated from her group home while at the park.
Thank God she found a large baguette to eat for herself. Don’t want her picky-self wasting away at Disney.

 

[head lamb]

I really wish I knew how much she is eating to be gaining as such a quick pace. Holy hell.

She frequently tags DoorDash in her posts. I wonder if her parents had her move out to see how she'd do on her own? After only three years, she has gained a significant amount of weight. I honestly think she's in "might go to sleep and not wake up" territory. Considering how insanely knee-jerky she reacts to weight loss talk, maybe her parents have finally given up and moving her out was their way of letting nature take its course.

I'm curious if they're still planning to take her to Italy this summer, based on what she mentioned in a post a few months ago.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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That's legit horrifying.

But a normal person would look at this and say, "maybe I need to lose the weight". But no, just find a workaround and torture your neighbors who have to hold her belly while she and her equally fat husband fuck.

There is not enough eye bleach in the world to recover from that.

Holy mother of GOD, these people eat so fucking much in these vlogs. Their "dinners" are easily 2k-3k calories alone. I get it, on vacation you can gorge a bit, but they seem to constantly be "on vacation," and how do they not shit themselves after? Get heartburn? Bloat? Don't they just feel awful?? I cannot understand shoveling down Thanksgiving-sized portions every day and your stomach feeling remotely well.

I'm especially fascinated now by the @parksizeplushoppers because they combine Disney/theme park adult autism with lolfat content, so this is really a treat to discover.

Like CHRIST ALMIGHTY these women eat every five fucking minutes (plus I'm laughing at them complaining about the "lackluster" portion size of two scallops after they've just devoured like seven meals apiece):
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What happened to a protein bar and bottle of water as a snack?

This is a legit horrifying amount of food. After half of this I'd be feeling queasy and wouldn't want anything else for the day.