Farms stock fund

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Fatniggo1488

Fatniggo1488

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I was kind of wondering if something like this would be feasible.

1: @Null sets up a stock portfolio
2: Gets agents willing and able to file lawsuits and handle stock to manage it
3: Farmers invest in the stock portfolio
4: Farmers get a very small cut back from the portfolio with the farms getting the lionshare

The reason I'm thinking something like this might work is that if some corporate entity like cloudflare interferes with this, it opens them up to SEC regulations which can not only create civil suits against them, but also open them up to criminal prosecution. It would open up a massive pandora's box of autism, but might not be a bad idea as a nuclear option.
 
This sounds completely retarded, not at all worth the effort, and like a roundabout way to create an actively managed fund. However, it's also hilarious. All in on the Kiwi fund!
 
you should buy AMGN calls before their earnings on the 6th of February
 
1776 Solutions can start an ETF with a concentration in companies that attract the largest amount of lolcow content.

The summary prospectus would read:
The KiwiFarms Lolcow ETF, seeks to provide market exposure to companies within the technology and retail industry that are popular among young adults. Young adults represent a large market segment of the United States population with disposable income, and are driven by a heard mentality to consume consumer products. The KiwiFarms Lolcow ETF also provides market exposure to companies who product goods and services catered to disabled and/or socially introverted persons.
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Disney, Marvell, Dominos, Reddit, GameStop, Nintendo, Alphabet, and other public brands that Lolcows can’t get enough of, all in one index ETF that you can use to indirectly fund many Lolcow activities.

I speak in jest, there’s no way this would ever get off the ground, but if it did, I’d contribute. @Fatniggo1488 can be the primary fund manager. Why, because it’d be funny.
 
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Seething Troon Collector said:
1776 Solutions can start an ETF with a concentration in companies that attract the largest amount of lolcow content.

The summary prospectus would read:

Disney, Marvell, Dominos, Reddit, GameStop, Nintendo, Alphabet, and other public brands that Lolcows can’t get enough of, all in one index ETF that you can use to indirectly fund many Lolcow activities.

I speak in jest, there’s no way this would ever get off the ground, but if it did, I’d contribute. @Fatniggo1488 can be the primary fund manager. Why, because it’d be funny.
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Just wait 30 days after the upcoming Reddit IPO, then short it with $100,000 of the cowfund. Guaranteed success.
 
Why not just have the farms hedge fund as a separate entity owned and operated by the farms. The fund manages the farms wealth and uses revenue to pay for legal expenses. Is this not what other companies do? Also, this is getting a little fascy with the corporate interest and the group struggle.
 
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