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Now that that sperg has his own thread, let's get back to insanity of fanon wikis, shall we?

n this Fanon Season 29 episode, Gloria helps out this family. Nicolette Came (38) and Youshalldiebecause Youreallugly (40)... YOUSHALLDIEBECAUSE YOUREALLUGLY?!?! That's right, whenever someone watches television, touches anybody, or especially does not sit properly, or especially touches anything, Youshalldiebecause would put them in the brink of getting killed
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http://supernannyfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Came-Youreallugly_Family
 
Hailey: "Mommy is a big, stinky, ugly, fat motherf***ing b****!"

[Hailey flips the bird]

Hailey: "I'll blow up this house and kill everyone!"

[Hailey draws a picture of her mother being run over by a giant lawn mower, bleeding to death]

[Hailey writes bad words on the walls]

[Hailey pees in the streets]
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My sides are orbiting Jupiter.

http://supernannyfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud_Family/Transcript

Hailey: "Can I go to Janie's house?"

Agatha Sr: "Not today, we are buying a birthday present for Ai."

Hailey: "I WANT TO GO TO JANNNNNNNNNNIE'S HOUSSSSSSSSE!"

[Hailey throws a tantrum like a 2-year old]

Hailey: "I WANT JANIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Agatha Sr: "You cannot go to Janie's house today because we are buying Ai a birthday present."

Hailey: "YOU ALWAYS CARE ABOUT THOSE STUPID TWINS, AGATHA, THE VET, THE 4 YOUTUBERS, BLONDIE, THOSE CHINESE BRATS, AND THAT GOODY-GOODY 2-YEAR OLD WHO GETS WHAT SHE WANTS MORE THAN ME AND MORGAN!"

Agatha Sr: "Because they have better behaviors, unlike you and Morgan but she is more behaved than you."

Hailey: "IT ALWAYS WHAT AI WANTS! WHEN I GET TO DO SOMETHING IT IS NO, NO, NO! NOT TODAY AND TOO LATE!!! Ai is a such (bleep)ing goody-goody!, SHE GETS WHAT SHE WANTS AND I DON'T!!! I WILL HAVE MY LITTLE PONY AS THE THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME!"

Agatha Sr: "Because she knows how to behave, and she is good enough to get things."

Hailey: "That does it, I'm gonna pee in my pants!"
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Hailey: (mumbles) "Why couldn't I stay home instead?"

[Hailey is carrying a box]

[Hailey pees,defecates and farts into the ball pit]

Morgan: "MOM! HAILEY PEED, POOPED AND FARTED IN THE BALL PIT!"

[Agatha Sr. examines the pee and poo in the ball pit]

[Agatha Sr examine the smell of Hailey's fart in the ball pit]

Agatha Sr: [blocks her nose] "Poo!"

[Hailey runs around naked]

Baozhai: "Mom, Hailey is running around naked!"

[Hailey pees, defecates and farts on the costumed characters]

Costumed Characters: "Augh, poooo!"

Agatha Sr.: "Hailey Megan, you put your clothes back on this instant before someone sees you!"

[Ai screams in the background]

[Hailey karate-kicks the Chuck-E Cheese costumed character, causing him to fall over on the floor, and Hailey begins jumping on his face up and down]

[Hailey jumps on a Skee-Ball lane, picks up two balls, and throws them at a teenager]

[Hailey spits at some adults]

[Hailey throws the purple birthday cake at her Chinese siblings]

[Hailey throws the Pulpy Milky orange flavored juice at Song and Wei]

[Hailey presents the box to Ai]

Hailey (sweetly and nastily): "Happy Birthday, Ai!"

[Hailey opens the box, and out come black cockroaches]

[Hailey defecates all over the tables]

[Cockroaches crawl all over the tables, the stage, the salad bar, the customers, the rides, the games, the cake and pizzas]

[Hailey takes a knife out of her pocket and stabs Ai]

[People scream]

Agatha Jr.: "I'm going to tell mom on Hailey!"

Agatha Jr.: "Mom, Hailey released my cockroaches and now they are everywhere!"

Ai: "Mummy, blood..."

[a health inspector arrives]

Hailey (screaming at the top of her lungs): "GO AWAY!"

Health Inspector: "Don't mind me, ma'am, I'm just checking this restaurant out."

[Health inspector sees black cockroaches]

Health inspector: "This establishment is being closed down."

Agatha Sr.: "My daughter done this not me, and the cockroaches are my daughter Aggie's, she collects bugs, no need to worry."

Agatha Jr.: "Please forgive me for this."

[Agatha Jr. gets the cockroaches in a box and puts them outside]

Health Inspector: "Oh, I get it now, your daughter has to be banned from Chuck E. Cheese for life."

Agatha Sr.: "HAILEY MEGAN CLOUD! GET OVER HERE NOW!"
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[Jason is riding his bike with his parents]

Bridget: "Look a cardinal!"

cut to:

[Frank is yelling at an officer]
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[Andi is playing Candyland with her mother]

cut to:

[Frank lacerates an officer]

Officer: "You just brought yourself 20 more pushups!"
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[Andi is playing a board game with her mother]

Andi: "Your turn, mommy."

Nicolette: "Okay."

David: "It's so nice to have peace and quiet around here."

[Jason is building a LEGO race car]

[The phone rings]

David: "Hello, who's calling please?"

Delia German: "Mr Spotlow-Garbiel, you need to come get your son ASAP!"

David: "What's going on?"

Delia German: "He set the facility on fire!"
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Marie with the message "No, Korea, You can't access this." In South Korea
Sophie the Otter with the message "Excuse me, Canada, but Theory Watch isn't available for you....yet."
Catherine the Spellcaster with the text "My friend, you're not old enough to view this episode, mind if I can become a golden eagle to take you to an episode that everyone can watch?"
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Sophie looks similar to her main timeline counterpart, but is a raccoon with darker orange face markings and a white and dark orange bushy tail.
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Sophie the Otter (ソフィー·オッターSofī· ottā) (Real name: Sophie Bernadette Otter) (PB&Jotterisnumber1) is a main character in Supernanny: The Theory series. She is an anthropomorphic, Japanese-Italian otter who is PB&J's older cousin in Lake Hoohaw from PB&J Otter.
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Agatha Sr: "John! (collapses in tears) Oh John, you will not believe what Hailey has done. She threw an enormous tantrum and peed in her pants because she wanted to go to McDonalds but not Chuck E. Cheese and she also wanted My Little Pony as a theme for Ai's party but not Ni-Hao, Kai-Lan. she urinated, defecated and farted in the ball pit, ran around the place naked, peed on the costumed characters, karate-kicked the Chuck E. Cheese character and threatened to behead them, threw the purple birthday cake at her Chinese siblings, threw the Pulpy Milky orange juice at Song and Wei and when she gave Ai her present, the black spiders came out and crawled over everywhere while the twins where trying to stop them and then Hailey took a dump all over the tables and she screamed at the health inspector to go away and threatened to slice his neck but me managed to solve everything. Then, Hailey pulled the fire alarm. When we left, Hailey said shut up, which is totally rude. After I left Hailey in the Relfection Room, she smashed the furniture, trashed the Reflection Room, peed and took a dump in the middle of the floor and smashed my favorite vase and some statues, when I tried to spank her with a hairbrush, she also spat in my face and slapped me really hard many times before she escapes from the front door and ran to Janie's house with no clothes on. And when I tried to stop her, she slapped me again and pushed me on to the sidewalk and ran off to Janie's house still naked and when I chased her, she kicked me in to private parts and bashed my legs, my back, my face and my head with a baseball bat and she hit Annie across her face with a baseball bat."

[John's anger explodes at Hailey]

John: "HAILEY MEGAN CLOUD! I AM VERY ANGRY BECAUSE YOU RUINED AI'S BIRTHDAY AND YOU RUINED HER ENTIRE LIFE! SHE'S ONLY LITTLE! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, YOU'VE TRASHED THE REFLECTION ROOM, YOU ARE BEING PUNISHED AND WE ARE EXTENDING YOUR GROUNDING TIME TO 10 DAYS, SO NO COMIC BOOK READING TONIGHT! YOU ARE BANNED FROM WATCHING TV FOR 2 WEEKS, YOUR VIDEO GAMES AND ALL YOUR DOLLS WILL BE GONE FOR 2 WEEKS, YOU WILL NEVER SEE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AFTER SCHOOL FOR 14 DAYS, WE ARE ALSO TAKING AWAY MY LITTLE PONY FOREVER, YOU WILL NEVER PLAY OUTSIDE FOR AS LONG AS YOU SHALL LIVE, YOU WILL BE FORCED TO EAT ANY OF THE PIZZAS AND ALL OF THE VEGETARIAN FOODS WHICH WE ARE HAVING, AND IN ADDITION TO THAT, YOU LOST YOUR BIKE FOREVER BECAUSE WE'RE SELLING YOUR BIKE AND MY LITTLE PONY ON EBAY!"
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John's my new favorite character.
 
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