Fanfiction Horrors

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Kari Kamiya said:
It gets even better. She's a 23-year-old Dutch chick who got into Twilight during quarantine. Her first foray into fan fiction was through Twilight and then cried when her little brother found her smutfic. Absolutely can't even.
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If you're 23 and you still love twilight unironically even obsess over it like you're 12, that should be classified as a mental illness and you need to get a life. Even to this day it escapes me how it got popular even as a schlocky romance as there was silver kisses before it which was a YA vampire romance that was semi-passable iirc.

Either way twilight sucks even as a guilty pleasure chick lit and any 20 something that obsesses over it in current year deserves to get laughed at and I pray for that girl's brother isn't too traumatized.
 
THOTHunterAlice said:
If you're 23 and you still love twilight unironically even obsess over it like you're 12, that should be classified as a mental illness and you need to get a life. Even to this day it escapes me how it got popular even as a schlocky romance as there was silver kisses before it which was a YA vampire romance that was semi-passable iirc.

Either way twilight sucks even as a guilty pleasure chick lit and any 20 something that obsesses over it in current year deserves to get laughed at and I pray for that girl's brother isn't too traumatized.
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I mean, I once found a book in my local library where characters talked about twilight in a good light about three times, and from what I remember, the author even talked about twilight at the end of the book, I may be wrong about that but the book did praise twilight and that's one of the things I remember clearly about it
 
Incest, mpreg, yaoi, mental regression, cannibalism, rape, and infantcide. Everything a growing boy needs.
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Agent Abe Caprine said:
Incest, mpreg, yaoi, mental regression, cannibalism, rape, and infantcide. Everything a growing boy needs.
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Oh hey, I recognize this dude when they made Jojo fics. Those were equally weird, mainly dealing with Omegaverse and Polyssione, but...not shit like this.

At least they live up to the username.
 
Found this "wonderful masterpiece"
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Four things about this
1: This is a rewrite of a older fic by the same person
2: There's a playlist for this, on youtube music
3: This is how people greet other people for the first time, "Fred, he/him"
4: Thanks to this fic, I have heard the worst nickname for a child given by their parents, "lambchops"
 
I'm honestly surprised AsianFanfics hasn't been mentioned at all (unless I missed something.) Granted it's a dead fucking website but I have very vivid memories of stumbling upon things my poor 14 year old brain wasn't ready for back in the good ol' days. You probably figured it out already but yes, it's an entire website dedicated to kpop fanfiction.
Here's a small preview (using EXO because I'm old and don't know what's popular with the kids nowadays, and BTS has way too many fucking fics to sift through.)

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The cherry on top: a fanfiction about a self insert main character who hates Taeyeon, so she proceeds to kidnap her, get plastic surgery to look exactly like her, then pretends to be Taeyeon and enjoys life as a kpop starlet who fucks all the hot Korean men. If this isn't the greatest insight into a kpop stan's psychology, I don't know what is.

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