Fanfiction Horrors

[Viral Vigilante]

whatthe fuck is wrong with people? Please tell me this is a troll fic.

it is. I hope.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I get that smut is smut- seriously, I do. But some things are too.... out there.
Do not read this at work, people.

Never Ending Dream, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction

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The synopsis alone makes me wary.
"When Vernon sells his nephew to Lucius Malfoy, much is in store for the Gryffindor Golden Boy."

Sex slavery, yay!

But as I'm reading, I'm really distracted by the lack of punctuation in the dialogue.

EDIT:

Spoiler: rofl wut

"His finger was now tracing the boy's virgin entrance and lightly pressed against it."

The fuck is this shit lol.

 

[fishercat]

EDIT:

Spoiler: rofl wut

"His finger was now tracing the boy's virgin entrance and lightly pressed against it."

The fuck is this shit lol.

What, you've never seen shittily written erotica? Basically all erotic fanfic is like this.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

What, you've never seen shittily written erotica? Basically all erotic fanfic is like this.

Oh I totally have, but I've never read "virgin entrance" to describe a male's penis or anus (I don't even know what that was referring to, probably the urethra) and it was the stupidest sentence of the fic.

 

[Outtafuckstogive]

I think it was the anus. That fucking fic was my first look at an M rated fic. Lesson learned: don't look at fics your friends recommended.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I think it was the anus. That fucking fic was my first look at an M rated fic. Lesson learned: don't look at fics your friends recommended.

It was either gonna be that or CELEBRIAN as your first M-rated fic. But you kids are younger, I can forgive you for not knowing of that one.

 

[fishercat]

Speaking of really bad smutty fanfiction, you guys just reminded me of this thing that I found while looking through Jojo fanfics.

 

[Monolith]

Speaking of really bad smutty fanfiction, you guys just reminded me of this thing that I found while looking through Jojo fanfics.

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It's canon as long as Diavolo dies.

 

[fishercat]

It's canon as long as Diavolo dies.

I read the first chapter. It's about him being pulled out of the death loop. So no, that does not apply.

 

[fishercat]

So uh

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So I just found out it has a TvTropes page.

Spoiler: And check out this snazzy title image!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

So I just found out it has a TvTropes page.

Spoiler: And check out this snazzy title image!

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Thank this "VoidTemplar" for giving it the page two years ago.

From Blackjack's Fimfiction page:

There's a fucking fanbase.

 

[Valstrax]

I read the first chapter. It's about him being pulled out of the death loop. So no, that does not apply.

Alternate ending where Diavolo dies in the end and the loop starts back up.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

So I just found out it has a TvTropes page.

Spoiler: And check out this snazzy title image!

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The only way this can get anymore spergy if you somehow crow-barred in sonic, pokemon, and thomas the tank engine. Also that cover is garbage and I can do a better cover art than this in less than ten minutes in photoshop.

 

[Haffhart]

The Resistance, an animal crossing fanfic | FanFiction

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Summary:
Chow takes his town back from a self-centered aged racist, sexist, criminal pig of a mayor. Loosely based on current events, this is solely a fantasy played out in the Animal Crossing world, written by a proud to be nasty woman! #resistance

 

[C. Cactus]

There is a absurd amount of harry potter/draco malfoy urine fetish fanfiction on the internet. I was trying to find a specific, awful one I was told about, but the sheer volume of work was impossible to sort through. What the hell.

 

[Brit Crust]

There is a absurd amount of harry potter/draco malfoy urine fetish fanfiction on the internet. I was trying to find a specific, awful one I was told about, but the sheer volume of work was impossible to sort through. What the hell.

I know of two Harry/Draco scat fics, both by the same author

 

[fishercat]

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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Fifty bucks say it's either saccharine fluffy bullshit or angsty melodrama that would give your soap operas a run for their money.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Fifty bucks say it's either saccharine fluffy bullshit or angsty melodrama that would give your soap operas a run for their money.

Well their first romp was when Draco was drunk but they got engaged sometime after, sooooooo (in chapter two):

Angsty melodrama.

 

[Crichax]

Why the hell would you make one of the main characters of Homestuck a pet? This idea has nothing to do with the original comic, and I have no idea how someone could have come up with it.